Chapter 273 He still wants the magic weapon certified by Uncle Feng(1/2)
"Xiaoxing, I'll remember this first."
Uncle Feng took out a pack of instant noodles from his crossbody bag and threw it into Zhou Xiaoxing's arms. Without getting angry, he gave a stern warning to the person Alian liked.
"Uncle Feng, it seems like you have never been in a relationship before. Emotional matters cannot be controlled with words. I have no idea why she wants to like me."
This means that it is her business that Meng Luo likes him, but whether he likes her or not is none of Uncle Feng's business.
"Forget it, I'll worry more about this. Come on, let it go."
Seeing Zhou Xiaoxing being so shameless, Uncle Feng didn't bother to talk to him. A-Lian wasn't ready to marry him yet, so there was no need for him to worry about it in advance.
Someone likes Zhou Xiaoxing, which also shows that Alian has good taste. Whether Alian can control Zhou Xiaoxing later depends on the fate between them.
"Wait a minute, this pack of instant noodles is not for eating, it's for trapping the breath."
Zhou Xiaoxing opened his hand little by little, and slowly put the female monster's tone into Uncle Feng's hand. After he freed his hand, his stomach growled, and he smashed the instant noodles into pieces.
Surprisingly, the instant noodles were not broken at all. After tossing and turning the bag of instant noodles, Uncle Feng drank it, and then the instant noodles disappeared in front of his eyes.
Uh?
Uncle Feng, do you speak first?
"Uncle Feng, this bag of noodles seems different from the previous one. It cannot be opened or crushed. Also, do you want to use it to trap the breath?"
"Yes, I checked. The monsters of the Jiuju faction are good at using chrysanthemums, red ropes, and ropes. If you want to catch them, you can only use the Universe Mirror. This is what we did last time."
Uncle Feng held the breath with his left hand, clenched his fist with his right hand, pointed it at the instant noodles on the ground, muttered a few words, "pop", dropped his fist, and the instant noodles exploded into pieces.
"Chezi noodles are not instant noodles, and instant noodles are not crisp noodles, so accept it."
The tone was like receiving an order. As Uncle Feng let go of his hand, it merged into the instant noodle fragments little by little. In the blink of an eye, the pile of fragments gradually began to bond and became one piece at a speed visible to the naked eye.
Noodles.
Not only that, the exploded packaging bag slowly shrank at the last second when the noodles were formed. Uncle Feng pointed his finger, and a complete bag of instant noodles lay in front of the two of them.
What is this? Magic?
"Xiaoxing, this is for you."
"No, Uncle Feng, I'm not hungry."
There is female monster saliva in it, which makes me sick just thinking about it. Uncle Feng wants to give it to him, thank you, he doesn’t need it.
"You really don't want it, this is a magic weapon that is more useful than the Mother Mirror of the Universe Mirror."
"Uncle Feng, say more."
With just this sentence, it was difficult to arouse Zhou Xiaoxing's interest. He acted extremely calmly, waiting for Uncle Feng's follow-up.
"The Yin and Yang Talisman of the Qiankun Bagua can not only lead people to reverse the universe and enter a specific time and space, but it can also purify any monsters encountered in the time and space, including of course the breath exhaled by the monsters."
Is there such a thing? The system didn’t say anything about it.
Zhou Xiaoxing listened quietly, knowing that Uncle Feng hadn't finished speaking yet. Seeing him put the bag of noodles back into his pocket, he quickly threw it into his pocket.
He still wants the magic weapon that Uncle Feng has certified.
"You must know that the breath of a monster contains energy in this world. It can cure all serious problems in the world. It is common to bring back the dead. The purified breath of a monster is the best in the world. It can increase spells and live as long as the world.
Do it."
Wow, Zhou Xiaoxing sighed in his heart. He found a treasure. He reached into his arms and touched the instant noodles several times. In this way, it is indeed much better than the Qiankun Mirror.
So the question is, Uncle Feng gave him such a rare magic weapon like this?
I have not been in contact with Uncle Feng for a long time, and I know that he is indifferent to fame and wealth, has a pure mind, and has principles. However, this instant noodles can increase magic. He just practices Maoshan magic, so there is no reason not to use it?
Is there something wrong with the tone of the female monster?
Before Zhou Xiaoxing could ask about his doubts, Uncle Feng saw through it at a glance and rolled his eyes at him. This guy kindly gave him a magic weapon, and he still thought so.
Then he turned away and hit his thigh with one hand. Uncle Feng was angry for a while, and soon understood that his thoughts were understandable, and people are all selfish.
"Xiao Xing, there's nothing wrong with this tone. I gave it to you because it only belongs to you. Don't think that only people can choose magic weapons. Magic weapons also choose people."
Uncle Feng, if you know how to speak, just speak more.
Zhou Xiaxing holds instant noodles in one hand, puts his elbow on his thigh with the other, and raises his head at a 45-degree angle. This topic is his favorite.
"This breath was beaten out by you when the female monster was alive, and then stuffed back into the female monster's mouth by you by accident, and then knocked out of the body by the thugs. During this process, who had the most contact with it?"
This... the way to choose the master is a bit hasty. I thought it was because he is handsome, has a beautiful tree, has unparalleled martial arts skills, is both wise and brave, knows things like a god, and solves crimes quickly...
"Uncle Feng, if you say that, I always feel that it's not true?"
In a word, just because he gave that breath a few punches, it recognized him, even Brother Xi Lao wouldn't believe it.
"The world is like this. It's as complicated as you think. If it weren't like this, why would you have gone over head first and caught it easily? And what's more, Fake Mengluo never hurt you at all?"
Isn't it because he is handsome and handsome, has unparalleled martial arts skills, is wise and brave, knows things like a god, and solves cases quickly...
Forget it, let’s not worry about this matter anymore. It’s so annoying to behave like a good boy after getting a magic weapon.
"So that's it."
In an extremely exaggerated way, Zhou Xiaoxing flattered Uncle Feng and asked the key points.
"This tone, no, how can I use instant noodles?"
It's so powerful, you have to get the user manual.
"It's simple. When using it, just like eating crispy noodles normally, just eat it."
It's really simple, but a picture instantly appeared in Zhou Xiaoxing's mind. Uncle Feng entered the bar and said something, and then took out a pack of instant noodles. According to what he said, the pack of instant noodles was also the breath of a certain monster. Is there any
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"Uncle Feng, we eat first..."
With a troubled expression on his face, Zhou Xiaoxing subconsciously wanted to vomit, but Uncle Feng pushed him away.
"No, that's just a pack of ordinary instant noodles, but..."
"But?"
But, just, but, but this kind of transitional words are the most scary, especially when the speaker has to pause every time he speaks, to whet his appetite, which is the worst.
"I just got it from Sir Lin's house. It's probably expired."
Expired, fine, as long as there is no bleating tone.
"By the way, Uncle Feng, how long can this pack be used and how effective is it?"
The color returned to his face, and Zhou Xiaoxing continued to ask questions.
"Based on my past experience, I don't know."
Huh?
"Why are you so surprised? This is my first time using it, so I don't know if it's normal."
Well... people are indeed selfish. This is to make him a guinea pig, but he is not an ordinary person. He has his own system, and it is not a problem for him to destroy things.
[System prompt: Harvest a pack of instant noodles magic weapon, reward 10 million Hong Kong dollars.]
Just when he was thinking about the system, it appeared. Pretending that his head was itchy, Zhou Xiaoxing put his hand on his temple and tapped it gently.
Open the backpack, and the instant noodles immediately appear in the clean and tidy backpack, in the same column as the Universe Mirror.
[Instant noodles in one breath: purified, can cure diseases and save lives, strengthen the body, prolong life, and create miracles. There is no time limit for use, and it is only available once it is used up.]
Just like what Uncle Feng said, it seems there is no big problem, so you can rest assured.
It is also impolite to come and go without reciprocating.
There was no instant noodles in the hand in my arms. I moved my fingers twice and found five more talismans, which cost 10 million Hong Kong dollars.
"Uncle Feng, give me a little thought."
"Uh, that's not what I meant."
"Uncle Feng, are you too young?"
"No, I want to talk, I'm giving you instant noodles, not because I want to..."
Zhou Xiaoxing stretched out his other hand before Uncle Feng finished speaking, with five talismans in his palm.
Zhou Xiaoxing knows the world best. If it doesn’t mean this, it means it’s not enough. Please give me some more.
Fortunately, they don't have much, they just have the most money, whether in real life or in the system, a lot of money.
His attitude towards money is: every penny must be spent wisely, and he must be proud of being diligent and thrifty, and be ashamed of arrogance and extravagance.
Spending money on Uncle Feng meets this standard.
"Huh?"
"Uncle Feng, isn't it enough?"
To be continued...