How can one become an immortal if he is so lazy? Chapter 371: If you are willing, I will exist forever

After successfully getting lunch at Third Uncle's place, Qing Yiyi and the others were planning to have dinner as well, to which Third Uncle said that they had enough food.

He said that if everyone was hungry, even if he ran over to share the table with the horses, he would still give the food to everyone first.

The horses protested and did not want Uncle San to come and snatch their food.

What's wrong with you, a human being, who comes to snatch pasture and wheat from them? You really have a bad conscience!

And according to Qing Yiyi's plan, they might even have to play here for two or three days and not be in a hurry to go home.

After all, they are not children, they are all members of their own family. They don’t need Uncle San to be around to entertain them politely all the time. Everyone will entertain themselves.

If that doesn't work, they can still grab snacks from Xiaoyang, Xiaoli and the others. The two of them were starving at the bottom of the cliff before, and now they must bring enough food when they go out, so Qing Yiyi and the others concluded that the two guys were carrying

There is definitely a world-class treasure hidden in that pile of bags.

Hei Yang Hongli strongly condemned this idea. Since he might not be able to eat here, he might as well just go home and live.

The two of them also wanted to go home early and do some things that adults should do, such as drink a cup of hot milk and have a good sleep.

Unfortunately, the protest was rejected and the objection was invalid. Everyone wants to continue playing here.

The only person who has the same idea as Hei Yang Hongli is this girl Hei Hui.

Although she is still lively under her father's nose, she still can't let go. She wants to run away quickly and go somewhere else to play.

Unfortunately, according to the principle that the minority obeys the majority and children obey their mother, Hei Yang Hongli's voice was eventually ruthlessly suppressed and she "voluntarily" chose to stay with her mother and the others.

Seeing the two people who did not dare to move any more, the mothers were very moved!

But since he couldn't go home, Heiyang Hongli could still find a comfortable place to rest while they chatted.

After finding a clean and flat space, Hongli took out a layer of mats from her storage bag and spread it out.

Then another layer of mats, and then another layer, and another layer...

After gently pressing the top blanket to confirm that it was thick enough, Hongli let out a long sigh of relief.

She wiped the non-existent sweat beads on her head and lay on her back, looking at the blue sky and white clouds, with a comfortable and leisurely look on her face.

But it seems like something is missing...

Hong Li showed her half-moon eyes and moved her arms to the side as a habit, but found nothing.

She sat up with a confused look on her face, looking at the empty place where the black sun should have been, and a question mark popped up above her head.

Hongli looked to the east and saw that her family, Heiyang, was doing something there. She didn't even know she came over to hug her!

Hong Li shouted angrily: "Hei Yang! Come here quickly!"

"Huh?"

Hei Yang turned to look at his wife who was not far away. The latter patted the empty seat next to him, folded his arms, and looked at him with a look of resentment.

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang scratched his head, put down what he was doing, walked to Hong Li in two or three steps, and asked doubtfully: "What's wrong? Xiao Li?"

"Well..."

Hongli looked at Hei Yang with an aggrieved face and didn't say a word, but just opened her arms to him.

"Humph!"

"Uh..."

Hei Yang sensibly reached out and picked up Hong Li, sat on the blanket and put her on his lap. He gently patted her back with one hand and wrapped his hand around her slender waist, letting her fall into his arms.

Only then did Hongli become happy again.

Seeing Hongli's little head moving back and forth in his arms, Heiyang simply lay down, changed his position and hugged her, and said helplessly: "What's wrong?"

"What's wrong..."

Hong Li squinted her eyes, hugged Hei Yang tightly, and murmured in a soft voice: "I've laid out the blanket, and you didn't even know you were here, and you asked me what's wrong..."

"Uh, didn't I mean to get something there?"

Hei Yang rubbed Hong Li's little head and smiled helplessly: "Didn't you say "oh oh" to show that you know?"

"Um, is this happening?"

Hongli paused, then shook her head decisively.

"No matter what, it doesn't matter. Hei Yang is not allowed to run around now. Just stay here!"

"Okay, okay, my wife, what are your orders?"

Hei Yang looked at Hong Li in a funny way. She was still his Xiao Li, but after getting married, she became more and more fond of pestering him like this and acting like a spoiled brat. After all, his good brother became his wife.

Of course, if you talk back to him when you have bad breath, you will still talk back and fight.

It's just that at certain special times, it will become like this. Black Yang calls it pig brain overload...

Hei Yang calls this the love brain fully loaded mode. At this time, Hongli will hug him and act like a baby, and won't even hit or scold him. It's amazing, but Hei Yang will definitely not do that.

After all, the petty Li will come back with revenge, and maybe she will cry, make a fuss, and hang herself, forcing Hei Yang to tie him up and let her bully him as she pleases.

Oh, Xiao Nizi is very bad, but Hei Yang still remembers that Hong Li did whatever he wanted when he couldn't move at the foot of Five Elements Mountain.

At that time, they had only confirmed their relationship not long ago. This child was like that. Now that he is married, he has done everything he should and shouldn't do. Hei Yang didn't even dare to think about the terrifying methods the other party might use.

And it is for this reason that Heiyang has been rejecting Hongli's application for "re-soul exchange".

His intuition told him that if he succeeded, something terrible would happen, something that might be unforgettable for him...

However, after Hongli's request again and again, Heiyang felt that he was slowly softening his heart and gradually became unable to stop the sugar-coated bullets.

After all, she is the girl he loves deeply, and he still can't bear to refuse the other party's request again and again. Maybe at some point, he will agree when his head is hot.

Of course, there is no psychological burden for him to refuse such unreasonable requests like "Gou Heiyang, can you die?"

Not only is there no psychological burden, but I also have to deal with her in anger.

Of course, sometimes Hongli just needs to deal with him...

In fact, due to synchronization, the two of them are in a real 50-50 split. If they were to fight, no one would know who would win.

So many times, whether he will deal with Hongli or Hongli will deal with him all depends on his adaptability during the fight, plus some luck, such as who suddenly gets leg cramps, takes a breath or something.

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In this case, you will be punished severely.

Of course, there is another situation, that is, when one party feels guilty, he will honestly give up resistance and accept punishment.

For example, when Hongli was playing with throwing stones at the dinner table, a stone fell accurately into the Heiyang bowl.

At this time, the other party will tremble and kneel down to beg for mercy, asking the old father to forgive him.

Or maybe Hei Yang falsely conveyed the imperial edict and told her parents that Hongli had volunteered to let her parents rest today and she would do the housework alone.

Under normal circumstances, Hei Yang would be forced to help clean up the housework with a gun pointed at his neck by Hong Li. Again, he might not be able to beat him, and he would not dare to beat him if he felt guilty.

Maybe some friends will ask at this time: Oh, since you know that you will be the unlucky one in the end, why do you still do it!

Well, this is a question...

The pain that Hei Yang felt when he was forced to clean the house was not as happy as the moment when he falsely conveyed the imperial edict and made Hong Li Po Feng furious!

Ahem, asking is just a suicide attempt...

Of course, if you look closely, you will find that the essence is that they have a sense of proportion in each other's pranks.

And even if I will be retaliated later, I will not be bullied too harshly. When I have a gun and sword held to my neck and cry, I am actually one part depressed and nine parts pretending.

Because Heiyang/Hongli knows that even if he doesn't do what Hongli/Heiyang asks, the other party won't have the heart to do anything.

At most, it only takes half a minute to break off the relationship, and this is usually the biggest "revenge" Hei Yang Hongli can take on each other. Usually at this time, he tells the other person: I'm really going to be angry, come and comfort me, I'm fine

Coaxing.

If you look into its essence, you will find that this is still a show of affection...

Oh, men and women!

"Black Sun~"

Hongli's voice carried the wind and whispered into Heiyang's collar.

"Ah, what's wrong, Xiaoli."

"It's okay, I just wanted to call you and see if you would answer."

"Oh..."

"Black Sun~~"

"I'm here, Xiaoli."

"Black Sun——"

"Here he is."
To be continued...