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Chapter 317: Whether it is good or bad, it all comes under unexpected circumstances...(1/2)

 "Gaga! Gaga! Accelerate! Accelerate!"

The sky washed by the rain was blue and bright, Xingyun sat cross-legged on Gaga's back with excitement on her face.

"Five Color City! Five Color City! Sister Hongli! Sister Hongli!"

"Gaga, you said... Sister Hongli will pick us up outside the city now!"

Xingyun asked excitedly.

"quack!"

"Ha, I guess so!"

Xingyun smiled and said proudly: "If it were Sister Hongli, she would definitely not come to pick us up, hahaha.

She must be lying and sitting at home now, hehe."

"quack!"

"Yes, yes, because it's not the first time I've been here."

Xingyun coughed twice, pinched her eyelids with both hands, pulled out the dead fish eyes, and imitated with her throat: "Sister Hongli will definitely say it."

Oh, do you have no legs or feet? You have to ask me to pick you up? Just come to our house and find us? Anyway, you know the location.

Well, so what if you don’t know? Do you have no brains and no mouths? Wouldn’t you ask passers-by? I’m a Hongli local snake, who doesn’t know where I live?

Ha? What if he really doesn't know? Nonsense, of course you will ask someone else if you don't know!"

"quack!"

"Hehe, how about it, it's very similar to it!"

Xingyun patted her chest with a smug look, but suddenly she seemed to think of something, frowned and showed a hesitant expression.

"But the sister Hongli in my impression was already in the sect. She has been away from the sect for a long time now. Although there is a call, I haven't seen her for a long time."

"quack?"

Quaga tone was puzzled.

"Oh, you think about it!"

Xingyun stretched out a finger and said worriedly: "A man should treat him with admiration for three days after he has been separated!

Sister Hongli has one personality in the sect, but maybe another personality at home!

She is now married, at least when she was a girl, and now she is someone else’s wife!

Well, yes, Sister Hongli is already a wife! She has entered the age of a young woman!"

“Ga???”

A row of question marks appeared on Gaga's head.

"Wow, don't believe it."

Xingyun saw Gaga's suspicious appearance and couldn't help but argue: "What happened before? You were eating next to me. I'll send a message to Sister Hongli, didn't you notice it?"

"Ga?"

"No, you didn't even notice this?"

Xingyun widened her eyes and said in shock: "I'll tell you! Sister Hongli, she just washed her hair!"

"Ga?"

"What don't understand? Is there anything I can't understand?"

Xingyun said "Hi", looked around and lowered her voice sneakily, "I told you not to tell others, Sister Hongli used to be in the sect... but she never washed her hair!

It's really true, I won't lie to you. Every time I ask Sister Hongli to wash her hair together...

Oh, don’t ask me why I call Sister Hongli when I wash my hair. What are you doing with so many small questions about girls?

There are also people who don’t like to wash their hair together, and there are also people who don’t like them on the surface, but they actually don’t like them in their hearts. And... Oh, this is not the key!"

Xingyun scratched her hair, looking headache.

"Ah, where did I just talk about it? I forgot everything when you interrupted it!"

"quack!!"

"Ah, okay, it's not your fault, it's your fault, it's your fault, it's your fault, it's your fault, it's your fault, it's your fault, it's okay!"

“Gaga!”

"Oh, you don't need to feed your mother with her old age. Mom won't have Alzheimer's disease yet!

Oh yes, I remembered it!"

Xingyun lowered her voice again and said mysteriously: "Sister Hongli doesn't go with me every time. I'm curious why Sister Hongli doesn't go with me. I asked her when she usually washes her hair, guess what she said?"

“Gaga!”

"Forget it, I've never asked you."

Xingyun rolled her eyes slightly and sighed, "Sister Hongli said, ha, as a cultivator, her body is clean and filthy, and it doesn't touch the dust, so why should I wash my hair!"

"Ga."

"What? Do you also think what Sister Hongli said makes sense?"

Xingyun snorted: "Even if you say that, you still have to wash your hair first when you go to the barber shop next time, do you know?"

“Ga…”

"Hehe, be obedient!"

Xingyun smiled and sighed: "Although Sister Hongli's words make sense.

But, oh, I always feel something is wrong, I don’t wash it all the time, as if Sister Hongli is crawling around on her head.”

"Uh, what's the previous topic? Why did I say shampooing my hair?"

Xingyun frowned and thought for half a minute.

"Oh yes, Sister Hongli doesn't wash her hair in the sect, but now she starts washing her hair at home. Isn't this the best proof of Sister Hongli's personality change?"

"quack!"

"Ah, it's possible that it's because I'm so idle that I have nothing to do... I'm fine and someone is fine!

Ahem, I mean, Sister Hongli has begun to care about her appearance. Uh, although she is very good-looking, who doesn’t want her to look better?

Well, Sister Hongli was too lazy to think about this kind of thing before! But now she has changed her previous habits. Can't this shock you? Why do you think Sister Hongli has changed?"

“Gaga?”

"It's right, but it's not all right."

Xingyun shook her head pretending to be profound and said with a smile: "Sister Hongli, she has changed for love!"

“…”

"Hey, what's your expression? Your son is not allowed to despise his mother. Do you know what it means to not think that his mother is ugly or his father is poor!

Ah, mom is just an example, mom is not ugly!”

Xingyun sighed: "Forget it, let's continue to talk about the power of love!

Although I don’t have love between couples, I have fatherly love like a mountain! And your love.

How do you describe it to you? Well, it’s like the villain in the story. His martial arts are invincible. He has planned an evil plan that has been foolproof for millions of years and is finally going to succeed!

At this time, the protagonist, who was still a croaker three months ago, appeared on the stage, and was then pressed to the ground by the villain and beaten to death.

But at this time, just shout the power of love! A miracle will occur, and the Jedi will kill you! Destroy the villain unreasonably!"

Xingyun nodded: "That's right, I suspect that Sister Hongli was changed by this mysterious power!

If you have low emotional intelligence, you are called a collapse of your personality. If you have high emotional intelligence, you can say that people will always grow!"

"quack..."

"Hey, don't believe it, you really have never seen how powerful the power of love is!"

Xingyun pointed his hands at the sky and said affectionately: "As long as I chant the spell: Resurrection, my cough cough... Forget it, children don't need to know too much, just look at your path."

“Gagaha…”

"Ha, the objection is invalid!"

Xingyun raised her head and imagined what Sister Hongli looked like after her family transformation. When Brother Heiyang came home from get off work, Sister Hongli greeted her with a sweet smile on her face. Dear, come back... Cough cough, forget it, she couldn't imagine the picture at all!

siluke

…………

"Well, I seem to hear Xiaoyun whispering bad things from behind me."

On the roof, Hongli and Heiyang sat side by side on the eaves, stretching out their four legs and swaying.

(Dangerous actions, please do not imitate.)

"She muttered to you what you were? Why did she say bad things about you?"

"Well, she told me what I did!"

"It's easy to say."

"whispering sound."

Hongli rolled her eyes, leaned down on Heiyang's thighs, looked at the sky, and said quietly: "Well, my aunt is coming too. I guess this person is planning to stay right after our wedding.
To be continued...
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