Chapter 303: Family rules: the easiest to break, the least costly, and to some extent the most emotionally affecting rules(2/2)
Hearing that her parents were finally willing to tell the truth, Xiaohuo couldn't help but nodded: "Well, that's it. This is the right thing. Xiaohuo is such a sensible child!"
"Then, sensible Xiaohuo, let's discuss the family rules?"
Hei Yang Hongli looked at each other with a kind smile.
"No problem!"
Xiaohuo waved his hand, his face full of pride: "The rules are only for bad children, good children will never feel the existence of rules! Ha! It just so happens that Xiaohuo is a good boy!"
"Very good! Ambitious!"
Hei Yang laughed and stretched out his hand: "Hong Li, bring me the house rules!"
"Here we go!"
Hongli reached out and pulled out a piece of paper and handed it to Xiaohuo: "Xiaohuo, read the house rules!"
"Eh? Has it been written?"
Xiaohuo took it in surprise and was stunned for a moment. She found that the paper was folded in half. She unfolded it from the middle, then found that it was still folded in half, and unfolded it again...
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Xiao Huo held up the house rules and watched the paper drag down a long list. He couldn't help but draw a row of black lines on his forehead. He sighed and slowly started reading from the beginning.
"Family Rules of the Yangli Family in Five Colors City"
[Dear Xiaohuo, you are welcome to join our harmonious and friendly family. Dad Hei Yang and mother Hongli will fulfill their responsibilities and fulfill their parental obligations conscientiously, so that you can experience the warmth of home and the company of your family.]
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[Before you officially become a member of this family, Xiaohuo, please remember and abide by the following rules carefully to avoid destroying family harmony.]
[First, the Yangli family has an excellent defense system, and the safety of the family members will be fully guaranteed. It is completely impossible for outsiders to enter the home without permission.
Therefore, if Xiaohuo sees strangers or other creatures at home, immediately tell your parents not to talk or get close, especially when the stranger is holding a lollipop and wants to take you to the aquarium or amusement park.】<
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[Second, the Yangli family only has one child, Xiaohuo, and there will probably only be one daughter, Xiaohuo. If Xiaohuo feels lonely, he can explain it to his parents, and then look forward to the appearance of one or two younger siblings.]<
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[3. Mom’s study room needs to be absolutely clean and tidy, and books must be placed in order. Please make sure you don’t leave any rubbish in the study room.]
[Fourth, the kitchen at home is generally not used for cooking. If you see food in the pot, make sure it is not leftover from before.]
[Five, don’t enter mom and dad’s house casually.]
[6. There is no wine at home. If you smell wine, find it quickly. It may be that some fruit is rotten and fermented.]
[Seven, if you see wine at home, leave immediately. It is the medicinal wine of your parents. Its function is, ahem, to prevent dementia in middle-aged and elderly people. Children should not touch it!]
[8. Don’t disturb the sloth’s sleep, and generally don’t disturb your parents’ sleep.]
[Nine, when the sloth is awake, be extremely vigilant, because this is an emergency!]
[10. When you hear strange noises coming from your parents’ bedroom in the middle of the night, or in the morning, or at noon, or, ahem, anytime, or your parents screaming, ahem,
Don't worry, parents are just talking in their sleep!
(Added: A soundproof barrier has been installed in my parents’ bedroom. If there are still sounds coming out, it only means that my parents are talking loudly in their sleep. Ahem, don’t worry, your parents can hold on! Well, it refers to psychology.
Able to bear it! No other extended meaning!)]
[Eleven, when dad/mom is suddenly caught by mom/dad in the living room and taken into the bedroom, please don’t worry, mom and dad are just talking in their sleep!]
[Twelve, when Xiaohuo wants to go out to play, remember to tell your parents.
If your parents are sleeping, you can choose to wait for them to wake up, or bring at least one of the "Red Xiaoli Puppet" and "Black Xiaoyang Puppet" in your room, and make sure the "Little Fire Crane Doll" is in Xiao Huo's bedroom.
Remember to leave a note for your parents when you leave, and you must get home before 6 p.m.]
[Thirteen, if your parents sleep for more than a week, you can choose to proactively remind (cross out) and knock on the door to wake your parents, unless your parents have explained it in advance.]
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[Fourteen, if your parents don’t respond, go find your grandma or grandma immediately. Your parents may be too hungry to walk, so ask them to come and save your parents!]
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[Fifteen, Xiaohuo must go to bed early and get up early, and is not allowed to learn the bad habits of his parents!]
[Sixteen, when Xiaohuo feels that the nutrition of the food at home cannot keep up with his physical development, tell his parents immediately to avoid malnutrition.]
[Seventeen, there is no so-called "plantation area" at home, but your parents will try to find an opportunity to get it out, so don't be afraid even if you enter the plantation area by mistake, they may just forget to tell you that it has been out.
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[18. If you can’t see sloths in the yard, it means that the plantation area has probably been built.]
[Nineteen, if you enter the plantation area by mistake, small fires must not damage the vegetation, let alone pick immature fruits. When ripe, there will naturally be small fires.]
[Twenty, don’t panic after getting lost in the plantation area, shout the name of the sloth, and she will appear and take you out.]
[Twenty-one, if the sloth does not appear, go straight in the opposite direction to the only tree in the plantation area, and Xiaohuo will come out.]
[Twenty-two, the last resort, when there is nothing you can do, if you think bad words about your parents in your heart, your parents will arrive in time to help Xiao Huo... and then open up Xiao Huo's ass.]
[Twenty-three, even if we complain to grandma and grandma after a small fire and make our parents’ butts explode, we will not give in! Parents cannot be humiliated!]
【Twenty-four,...】
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"Um...ah...this..."
Xiao Huo's brows furrowed more and more tightly, and his smart little head turned rapidly, scratching his head while trying to understand the family rules.
"Our family's house rules are so complicated..."
"It's actually nothing harmful. In summary, it's just a few parts."
Hongli waved her hand: "The first part is to get familiar with what is at home and quickly get used to the environment at home.
Part 2: Don’t grievance yourself at home, just say what you have to say.
Part 3: Under normal circumstances, don’t bother your parents if nothing happens. If something happens...
The fourth part has classified and detailed specific countermeasures, as well as countermeasures for unexpected surprises, and countermeasures for countermeasures beyond unexpected surprises..."
"Hmm."
Hei Yang laughed and said: "Even though the long list is scary, in fact our family doesn't have many rules. Most of them are just various situations listed by your parents who don't trust your safety.
Because it’s my first time as a parent, I’m always afraid of something going wrong.”
"Ah this..."
Xiaohuo nodded in understanding, and felt warm in his heart when he saw the genuine concern on his parents' faces.
But she still had a question: "What is the plantation written on it?"
"Oh, my parents want to plant a very important peach tree. I told Sloth before to ask her to help protect it."
Hei Yang explained: "Because we feel that the yard is still not safe enough, we have to open up a plantation, plant flat peach trees in it, and add fertilizer and reinforcement from time to time to ensure its safety."
"Pioneering?"
Question marks appear on the head of the little fire.
"It's a small world, a small secret realm like the Five Elements and Five Parts, or a special space like the other side of my parents' supernatural power."
Hongli put her hands on her hips and said proudly: "We are going to dig out a small secret space in the courtyard specifically to hide the peach tree and plant it."
"Yes, we already have the ability to create similar small secret realms!"
Hong Li met Xiao Huo's gaze and nodded affirmatively: "Generally speaking, only monks who have reached the Nascent Soul stage will be exposed to space abilities.
However, although we are not in the Nascent Soul stage, we have already had space magical powers. Even if we are only at the Golden Core stage, the methods of using space abilities are no worse than those of the old Nascent Soul level who have been immersed in this way for many years!
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"For example..."
Hong Li stretched out her finger and swiped in the air, tearing a dark hole in the air: "Supernatural power, banishment!"
"Wow!"
Xiao Huo looked at her mother and the space crack she made with admiration, and curiously looked into it: "Is this inside the space, or is it outside the world?"
"It's so shocking..."
Xiaohuo's pale red eyes were darkened by the void. He felt the suction coming from the cracks in space, felt the airflow around him becoming violent and restless, and watched the cracks in space gradually enlarge...
Wait, suction? Angry? Amplification?!
Xiaohuo suddenly came back to his senses, his eyes widened and he was about to speak, when he saw a pair of big hands smoothing the cracks with a slap, and then slapped Hongli on the head.
Hei Yang said fiercely: "Next time if you continue to do such dangerous behavior as creating space cracks in the house at home, I will let you talk in your sleep for a month!"
Hongli: "..."
Chapter completed!