Chapter 268 Personal test, fellow Taoists who are not in the Golden Elixir stage, please do not imitate this dangerous routine, you will be sent!(1/3)
"Okay! Without further ado, bring me the little peach tree!"
Hongli stretched out her hand directly: "Give it to me quickly!"
"What are you doing?"
"What else can you do?"
Hongli's eyes widened slightly: "Of course we will start cultivating family relationships from now on!"
"Don't even think about it, I am an expert in raising children!"
Hong Li stretched out a finger and said, "Xiao Huo can live so long and grow into such a cute little girl now. Isn't it my credit?
I'm not the stupid newbie I was back then!
My mother is my only daughter. My mother is a mother for the first time. I have already been a little fire mother. Plus this time, I am a mother for the second time.
It’s only the first time for my mother, but it’s the second time for me. What does this mean?”
"Does it mean your child reopens faster? Refreshes more frequently?"
Hei Yang raised his hand to answer.
"Bah, bah, bah!"
Hongli rolled her eyes and pointed to herself confidently.
"This proves that my experience in raising children is twice that of my mother. I am more like my mother than my mother. I am an elite mother!"
"Elite mom, I think you look like an elite monster, so light up your health bar!"
Hong Li: "???"
"Hey, Hei Yang! If you can't speak, you can shut up! Damn it!"
Hongli pointed at herself with an unhappy expression.
"Why can't someone like me be a leader? The one who can drop the dragon-slaying sword and so on!
You say I am an elite monster, who are you looking down on!"
"No way, no way, no one really thinks of the dragon-slaying sword as some kind of magical weapon, right?"
"Ah this..."
Hongli hesitated and retorted without confidence: "At least the name sounds powerful, doesn't it?"
"Also..."
Hei Yang nodded, and suddenly thought of something, he came close to Hong Li, brushed her hair aside to reveal her little ears, and whispered in a low voice: "Do you remember the story I told you about Calabash Baby before?"
"Uh, ah ha."
Hongli shrank her neck, the heat coming from her ears made her itchy, and she felt a little nervous in her heart.
She replied in a low voice: "Remember, what happened? Can the Calabash Baby also drop the Dragon-Slaying Sword?"
"Climb, crawl, crawl, what a mess, I really want to open your head and see what's inside!"
"It's all about black sun!"
"Good answer! Give me a shot and touch your head!"
Hei Yang patted Hong Li's head with satisfaction, and then continued in a low voice: "Didn't the snake spirit soak the Qi baby in Hei Shui'er before it was born, and then give it prenatal education to influence its will? The so-called
Brainwashing starts from childhood..."
"Stop, stop, stop!"
Hongli's eyes suddenly widened and she reacted: "Oh, you said you want me to imitate the snake spirit and play dirty tricks on others... Bah, brainwash their flat peach trees, right?"
"Smart! I am your husband, the scorpion spirit..."
Hei Yang coughed twice and clenched his hands suddenly, with a fierce expression on his face: "It's just a gourd baby, let's see how it escapes from our hands!"
"Bah, bah, bah, if you want to be the villain, you can do it yourself, but in the end, weren't you killed by someone else?"
Hongli snorted lightly, showing a disdainful expression.
"This kind of brainwashing that forcibly tamperes with one's will usually only requires the protagonist group to shout a few words, "Wake up!" "Don't you remember us?", and all your plans will be cleared up without any reason.
There is no use in trying to get it right every time.
Only when you treat others with sincerity will they be willing to repay you, and only with sincerity can the other person change into your own shape, just like what you did to Xiao Hongli when you were a child..."
"Hey, hey, hey, how many times have I told you, at the beginning, I really only regarded you as my sister..."
Hei Yang said speechlessly: "I think you have to send me to prison before you are willing to do it, right?"
"Just an example."
"This example is not appropriate at all!"
"Ah, yes, yes!"
Hongli snorted softly: "After all, it's still the same sentence. As long as I treat the little peach tree with warm maternal love, it will naturally come to show filial piety to us during the holidays. My idea is right!"
"I know, your idea is correct."
Hei Yang said faintly: "I just don't quite recognize your strength."
Hong Li: "???"
"No, what the hell..."
Hongli became angry from shame: "Go and see Xiaohuo, she..."
"That's why Xiao Huo survived."
"What Xiao Huo can do, why can't Xiao Pan Tao do it?"
"Oh, if I can't support you, it must be the other party's problem. If I can support you, it's my own credit, right?"
"Hey..."
Hongli curled her lips and turned away with an unhappy look.
"It's a bunch of nonsense, sister, I'm too lazy to argue with you."
"You can't say it, but you can't say it, and you still find excuses, tsk tsk..."
"Who, who is looking for a reason!"
Hong Li glared at Hei Yang and reached out to touch two treasure boxes.
"I just suddenly remembered that there are eight treasure chests that have not been opened, so I am too lazy to continue arguing with you."
"A blunt change of subject."
"Heiyang shut up!"
"Why, if you don't close it, you won't close it!"
"I am your wife!"
"Okay, my dear wife."
"Humph."
Hong Li snorted softly, looked at the two treasure boxes in her hand, and added: "I'll open two more, and the remaining five will be yours. Is that okay?"
"Your will! Madam!"
"Hmph."
Hongli showed a satisfied expression: "Look at me, Erlian!"
Item: Potion of Obedience
Quality: blue
Effect: This prop is a one-time consumption. As long as the target drinks it, the target will obey all your instructions for one day.
Scope: Jindan stage and below
Introduction:Tsk tsk...
Item: Guaiguai Chocolate
Quality: blue
Effect: This prop is a one-time consumption. As long as the target eats it, the target will obey all your instructions for one day.
Scope: Jindan realm and below
Introduction:Tsk tsk...
Hongli: "..."
Hei Yang: "..."
Hongli: "Brother Heiyang, are you thirsty? There is water for you to drink!"
Hei Yang: "Hei Yang is not thirsty. In fact, he just drank a lot of medicinal wine and milk..."
To be continued...