Chapter 134 The contradiction between Hei Yang Hongli’s growing good life and her short life span and her unwillingness to work hard(2/3)
Hei Yang raised his eyebrows: "However, I do have another solution, why don't you listen to it?"
"Teacher Hei, please explain in detail!"
"It's very simple, one word, pretend!"
"Wow, you finally got the word count right!"
"Climb, don't interrupt!"
Hei Yang replied casually and continued to explain: "Think about it, my parents don't understand the specific realm anyway, and they just want to know how you are doing when you reply to your letter.
In this case, if you insist on saying that you are Nascent Soul despite Zhuji's head, they won't know, right?"
"Isn't this just like lying to my parents?"
"Didn't you lie to your parents first?"
"No, no, no, what do you think..."
Hongli made reasonable assumptions and speculations: "If you lie to your parents like this, big problems may arise. For example, one day a Nascent Soul-level boss suddenly passes by our hometown..."
Valley Donkey
Hei Yang: "Well..."
Yuanying monk: I am in the Yuanying stage.
Parents: It’s nothing great, and so are my children.
Monk Nascent Soul: Oh? I must ask for advice!
Heiyang, Hongli:......
"Hey, hey, what kind of outrageous imagination are you talking about!"
Hei Yang waved his hand to pop the bubble of Hong Li's imagination, and said speechlessly: "No matter how you think about it, the probability of such a thing happening is almost non-existent. If the Nascent Soul cultivator passes by, you really dare to think about it!"
"Then you can be reincarnated, and we can get this rescuer..."
Hong Li said unconvinced: "Then my idea is not completely impossible, right?"
Hei Yang: "..."
Hongli: "..."
"Ah——"*2
The two of them wailed at the same time, looked up and collapsed on the bed. Their heads accidentally hit each other, making their heads hurt even more.
"I finally figured it out."
Hei Yang sighed.
"When a lie is told, it must be covered up with more lies."
Hongli's face was full of helplessness: "But the final result..."
“It’s often far from what you wanted at the beginning.”
Hei Yang answered: "It's like when we didn't want to come to Five Elements Sect, and then we told a bunch of lies."
"But in the end, I was almost swallowed by a tiger out of nowhere, got engaged out of nowhere, and got caught in the Five Elements Sect out of nowhere."
Hongli wailed: "It's too difficult!"
"So..."
The two people tilted their heads and looked at each other: "It would be easier to just tell the truth from the beginning!"
"What about your face?"
Hei Yang said feebly: "Don't you want it anymore?"
"No more, no more."
Hongli said directly: "Anyway, I have done countless embarrassing things, and this one is not the least of them."
"Also..."
Hei Yang nodded: "Then you say, how about I write a letter back and tell our parents our thoughts and see what their answers are?"
"Hey, what a mama's boy."
Hongli looked disdainful: "Can you have some opinions?"
"Oh, then you have your own opinion, come up with a solution!"
"Haha, I have experience writing letters, let me help you!"
Hei Yang: "..."
Hongli: "..."
"Then it's decided."
Hei Yang concluded: "Then, are there any other questions?"
"Hmm."
Hongli raised a question: "Where are the piles of souls that Po Meng entrusted to you, how are you going to deal with them?
Take it back to your hometown and make it spooky?"
"I haven't started researching yet."
Hei Yang thought for a while: "We can buy a house and use it to deal with those things...
Uh, why does it sound like there is trouble!"
"Okay, I won't ask any more questions about this. The next one is the last and most fatal question."
Hongli said one word at a time: "Then are we still cultivating immortals?"
"Huh?"
"In the foundation building period, if nothing happens, the lifespan will be three hundred years."
Hongli's eyes were blank: "Then, we will die of old age one after another, and before that, my parents will leave first..."
"..."
Hei Yang fell into silence: "Three hundred years is too short..."
"It's obvious that your two lifetimes combined are only more than thirty years, but you still think that three hundred years is too short?"
Hong Li turned around and poked Hei Yang in the face: "Maybe you will be tired of living by then?"
"Birth, old age, illness and death are human nature."
Hei Yang said somewhat insincerely: "Let nature take its course..."
"Then are you willing to let go of your parents?"
"Reluctant to give up."
Hongli: "..."
Hei Yang: "..."
"We..."
Hongli murmured in a low voice: "Are you too greedy?"
"Of course we are greedy."
Hei Yang sighed: "I want a relaxed life but don't want this happiness to end. This is really too greedy."
"Then you said..."
Hong Li traced her fingers on Hei Yang's face: "Do you want to see me grow old in the future, unable to run or jump, and then live on the bed, never to be seen again?"
"I don't want to."
Hei Yang muttered: "So I have to find a way to die before you."
Hong Li: "???"
"No, if you don't want to, then I will, right?"
Hongli poked Heiyang's cheek hard: "Oh, you are enjoying the happiness, and you just kick off your legs and leave at the end. It's me who has to suffer, right?"
"This question seems a bit familiar."
Hei Yang frowned and thought.
"Nonsense, we have been discussing this issue since the first chapter."
Hong Li said speechlessly: "As of now, there is still no solution, or in other words, if there is a solution, you don't do it. If you practice hard and strive to become an immortal, wouldn't we not have so many worries?"
"Huh?"
Hei Yang caught the blind spot: "Why am I practicing, not you? Not you? Not you?"
"Won't I get tired?"
To be continued...