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Chapter 72 The Cannon Fodder Female of the Daughter of Luck and the Control Group (31)

 Taking advantage of this opportunity, Lu Xiaosong also promoted the city's "Youth Exercise" competition for primary and secondary schools, saying that the friends who are watching this live broadcast should really prepare well.

When the time comes to participate in the competition, there will definitely be big shots from various parties. If they can participate in the preliminary selection, they may be able to communicate face to face and learn more.

He personally feels that it is definitely not easy for teenagers to fuck.

Do you think, if this thing were simple, the higher-ups would emphasize it so much and be so anxious to promote "teenage exercises"?

Fans in the live broadcast room were skeptical, but some of them were students at the school, and the school was indeed organizing this event.

They thought it would be useless if they didn’t practice, so they all asked Lu Xiaosong to set up a live broadcast account to “guide” them in the youth exercises.

Lu Xiaosong was helpless: "How can I know it? I'm all Yang..."

Before he finished speaking, he was turned away by Zhou Yijun.

Lu Xiaosong changed his mind: "The little teacher in our school teaches it. If you are really interested, why not go to our school's official website, where there are many teaching videos."

Indeed, the teaching videos of Yang Linglong, Zhou Yijun, and Geng Chengren were all recorded. However, in order to protect their privacy, the avatars, voices, etc. have been processed so that the teaching process can be clearly seen, but the specific location cannot be seen.

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It can be seen that this aristocratic school is very concerned about the "privacy" of its students.

Of course, Yang Xiangwei chose so many schools back then, and the reason why she chose them was because they had good conditions in all aspects, and their school ethics and teachers were also among the best. Otherwise, it would have been impossible to put Yang Linglong here.

Yang Linglong's condition at that time was not very good. If she changed to a bad school, another "campus bullying" incident might happen, and then...

If you want to change a person's personality, you must first give her a positive environment.

Only when it is in such an environment can it, like basking in the sun, get rid of the mildew on its body and bloom its own light.

The national youth gymnastics competition for primary and secondary schools has begun. Every school is focusing on youth gymnastics. We hope that more people will master the correct youth gymnastics methods, fall in love with sports, and develop a healthy body.

Some mothers complained at home: "Don't mention it, my baby has just learned how to box after practicing for so long, but... I have learned how to practice. Let me tell you, I am in trance..."<

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[Holy shit! Boss, I worship you! How did you get into samadhi? Why can’t I always get into it?]

[Don’t ask me, I don’t know. I fell into samadhi out of nowhere. Then I play one set every morning, noon and evening, and I feel so good!]

[Hahaha... The baby didn’t learn, the parents learned the series, it’s so normal!]

[I enrolled him in the piano class, but he didn’t learn it at all. As a result... I took the CET-8 exam myself, and I was convinced.]

[If I had shown the energy to tutor my children during the college entrance examination, Qingbei wouldn’t have chosen me?]

……

Although a junior gymnastics competition in primary and secondary schools did not make everyone across the country learn "juvenile gymnastics", it at least shifted everyone's attention to this matter and made parents of various children realize that this thing still needs to be practiced.

Practice. If you practice well, you can get extra points in the high school entrance examination and the college entrance examination.

To get extra points, work hard!

And those who successfully entered samadhi in the competition were even more surprised: Damn! It’s actually true!

No, you have to practice.

Not only do you have to practice by yourself, but you also have to get your relatives and friends around you to practice together.

Don’t you believe it?

I can enter samadhi, why can’t you?

If you haven't entered samadhi, it means you haven't practiced enough and you have to work hard.

The "teenagers' exercise" craze has once again swept the country.

Many people have also begun to really consider why some people say it is effective after practicing it, while others do not?

Oh, it turns out there are so many things to pay attention to when you are a teenager.

What?

Do you think it’s too much trouble?

However, if it were not troublesome, could it be a good thing?

Just because it is a good thing, it is "a lot of work" and troublesome. But as long as you practice it correctly, you can practice it well, get twice the result with half the effort, and be in better shape.

In such an atmosphere, a certain official website has launched a fitness series, which currently includes cucumbers, tomatoes, and tomatoes.

When netizens saw the price, which was more than 100 yuan per box, they were dumbfounded: [What kind of cucumbers are these, so expensive?!]

[A box costs more than 100 yuan, and there are four sticks in a box. How much does one stick cost?]

【What kind of cucumber is inlaid with gold?】

【Can’t afford the series.】

……

However, no matter how many people said they "can't afford it", after it was put on the market, it was sold out.

[Fuck (a kind of grass)! Isn’t this thing really bought by someone else?]

[Ahem! Here’s a reliable piece of gossip: my seventh aunt, eighth aunt, brother-in-law’s neighbor’s neighbor’s brother-in-law’s son’s girlfriend’s aunt… In short, no matter what the relationship is, it’s his relative who works at a certain research institute.

, According to their internal information, this batch of 'fitness series' has a special substance that is particularly useful for people who practice 'juvenile exercise'.】

【??????】

[Damn! My grandma grabbed a box for me. Guess what happened to me after eating it? A pack of animating potion before the meal, you know, and then a plate of cucumber scrambled eggs... because it was special care from grandma, that plate

The cucumber scrambled eggs that tasted particularly delicious all went into my mouth.]

[The final result is that after I performed a set of juvenile exercises before going to bed, I had a dream at night...I ascended and became a fairy.]

[Of course, this is not the point. The point is that when I woke up the next day, there was a human figure on my bed sheet. When my parents saw me, they thought I had gone to steal coal in the dark last night. Wuwuwu...

…】

……

In the end, what the man showed off was a sheet with black marks on the human figure.

I thought something was wrong with my body, so I went to the hospital that day.

The hospital's examination results showed that he was doing well and had nothing wrong with him.

As for the question he asked, the doctor didn't respond at first, but later showed a look of surprise: "What did you just say, did you eat fitness cucumbers?!"

Then, the young man was taken away by relevant departments.

Wu Yangbiao was very flustered, so he complained about it on the Internet and posted a joke. Wouldn't he be rewarded with a beautiful bracelet?

He really doesn’t want to eat for free.

"Your name is Wu Yangbiao, right?"

"Hmm."

"I am twenty-three years old this year."

"Hmm."

"I just graduated from college last year and haven't found a job. I have been staying at home..."

"Hmm."

……

During the questioning and answering, Wu Yangbiao discovered that his underwear had been taken out, and even the number of times he peed on the bed as a child were clearly investigated.

So, what terrible thing did he do to make others ask him this?!

Until, another person came in and said "congratulations" to him, congratulating him on becoming "competent for martial arts".

"Suitable for martial arts? What is this?"

"It's suitable for martial arts training. As long as you get the correct command, you can fly over the walls and fly over the walls like in the novel."

Wu Yangbiao was shocked: "Holy crap!"

So awesome!

No, is he that awesome?

This is the first time I know that he, who almost failed the course and finally managed to graduate from college, is so awesome?!

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