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58. He Yuzhu’s performance

More than ten minutes later, the middle courtyard was crowded with people. Li Changping also sat on a stool in a corner, watching the scene in front of him calmly.

Yi Zhonghai was still sitting in the middle of the table. When he saw that everyone was almost there, he turned his attention to Liu Haizhong.

Sensing Yi Zhonghai's gaze, Liu Haizhong nodded, and then said: "Okay, everyone is here.

Everyone, please be quiet. Let’s hold a hospital-wide meeting.

Now let the respected man speak."

Although Liu Haizhong doesn't like the title of Yi Zhonghai, he still calls him smoothly.

After Yi Zhonghai sat down in Liu Haizhong, he said: "Today's hospital-wide meeting was held at my request. The purpose of the meeting is also very simple. I want to deal with He Yuzhu's problem.

He Yuzhu, is He Yuzhu here?"

When He Yuzhu heard Yi Zhonghai calling his name, he stood up and said: "Master, stop calling, I'm here. You said you are not very old, so your eyes are not good.

How can we contribute to the country, the people, and the factory?"

As soon as He Yuzhu finished speaking, everyone in the middle courtyard couldn't help but laugh.

However, Yi Zhonghai's face became even more ugly. After knocking the teapot in his hand twice on the table, and after everyone in the middle courtyard stopped talking, he said: "He Yuzhu, stand up, who will give you a bad look?"

Okay, let me ask you, do you know you were wrong today?"

"What did I do today? I was wrong.

No, sir, even though you are the elder in our courtyard, you still have to be reasonable. After all, this will be a new era. You can’t follow the old path, engage in one-note speech, and make everyone paternalistic, right?"

When He Yuzhu heard what Yi Zhonghai said to him, he immediately started to fight.

"What kind of paternalism do you have? What do you say?

Today I want to ask you, have you insulted lesbians with your words?"

Yi Zhonghai hurriedly blocked what He Yuzhu said, and immediately asked and changed the subject.

After all, this monotonous and paternalistic approach is unacceptable.

After hearing Yi Zhonghai's inquiry, He Yuzhu didn't admit it directly like before, but said: "What's the matter, sir, I was just telling the truth to that lesbian.

How come it’s an insult to lesbians? Master, you can’t just label people randomly.”

"Are you telling the truth about Zhu Bajie and his second aunt?

I think this is an insult." Yi Zhonghai heard He Yuzhu's words and asked coldly.

"Why is that not the truth? Zhu Bajie, let's not mention whether there is such a person in history. Let's just say that Zhu Bajie can be regarded as a god. Then I say that he is Zhu Bajie's second aunt. Anyway, he is related to a god. Even if you say

What I said is not the truth, but after all, it should be a blessing or a compliment. After all, the relatives of gods must be gods after all!

Isn't there an old saying that says, if one person flies to the Dao, a chicken or a dog will become an immortal?"

"Silly brother, one person has achieved enlightenment, and chickens and dogs ascend to heaven." He Yuyu was very satisfied with his silly brother's performance this time, and he sent him a first-level assist at the right time.

"Yes, it means that one person attains enlightenment, and chickens and dogs ascend to heaven.

Master, think about it, chickens and dogs can ascend to heaven, so what, how can this relative not take advantage?

After so many years of your teachings, I, a cook, still help my neighbors from time to time. How could Zhu Bajie, who became an immortal, forget his second aunt as a relative?"

He Yuzhu's mouth is really powerful. Just a few words made Yi Zhonghai, who was just sitting quietly fishing, so angry that one Buddha was born and two Buddhas ascended to heaven.

"This is strong words and nonsense."

"Master, then you are relying on your elders and showing no respect for them."

He Yuzhu answered this sentence with a smile.

Yi Zhonghai praised He Yuzhu's words and was so angry that he couldn't speak for a while. He could only say that his eyes were on Yan Bugui.

As for why he didn’t look at Liu Haizhong, this guy couldn’t even explain his words.

Yan Bugui saw Yi Zhonghai's eyes. He originally enjoyed watching the show, but he didn't expect that he would be on the stage. In desperation, he could only cough and then said: "Silly Zhu, let's not talk about that Zhu Bajie first."

Let’s talk about what you just said about relying on the old and selling the old, which is disrespectful to the old.

As the oldest man in the yard, he is also an eighth-level fitter in your steel rolling mill. How can you say that to him? Apologize immediately."

"Third uncle, let's not talk about anything else. We are in the yard, not a steel rolling mill.

In the courtyard, if the first uncle is the first uncle, then I, He Yuzhu, am no longer He Yuzhu.

What's going on, are you managers trying to bully ordinary residents like me?"

He Yuzhu felt like he was going crazy today. He would always give a slap in the face to anyone who came up to him, or slap him on his back.

Seeing this scene, Li Changping couldn't help but wonder, is this He Yuzhu really the guy in the novel who makes people suck blood for a lifetime?

Or is there an expert among the crowd today?

Before Li Changping could understand that it was not enough, Liu Haizhong jumped out, slapped the table hard, and then said: "He Yuzhu, what do you mean by this? Are you accusing us three uncles of acting unfairly?"

After hearing Liu Haizhong's words, Li Changping murmured in his heart that this sentence is not bad and somewhat level.

But before Li Changping could continue to praise, Liu Haizhong said loudly: "Tell you, He Yuzhu, you are rebelling, you are defying the collective."

Li Changping couldn't help but have a black line on his face. As for Yi Zhonghai and Yan Bugui next to him, they both moved to the side.

And He Yuzhu laughed and said: "Second uncle, tell me, what kind of rebellion am I making?

What kind of organization are you?

What collective?

I didn't expect that there would be another group or organization in our compound. I have to go to the street to report this matter immediately."

After He Yuzhu finished speaking, he was about to walk towards the door.

At this time, Yi Zhonghai spoke.

"He Yuzhu, what are you doing? What we are talking about today is me introducing you to the blind date formation, you insulting other lesbians, what other organizations and other collectives are you talking about.

Our compound is a collective, and as for the organization, naturally the three of us from the street organization serve as the stewards to mediate conflicts between neighbors."

"I don't know whether your second uncle is your second uncle, but your first uncle is still your first uncle!"

Li Changping glanced at Yi Zhonghai and muttered in his heart.

As for He Yuzhu, he also stopped at this time, and then said: "Master, you said you would introduce me to a blind date, when did you tell me?
Chapter completed!
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