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"What! What are you doing!"
Suddenly, a very familiar and sweet scream came from the side. Then, there was another sound, "bang", and an object hit Zhou Kai hard on the back.
"Hiss~"
Zhou Kai took a breath of air, and before he could turn around, he heard a charming voice again: "Crystal, are you okay?"
"Ah, Jessica, if you are crazy, can you find someone else?"
The man rubbed his back and saw the four corners of the woman's bag. He was glad that the corner of the bag hadn't hit his back, otherwise it wouldn't just be pain, but he might even be bruised!
"Onie~"
Krystal was also powerless, she could easily guess why Ernie was crazy!
Sure enough, Jessica turned her face and stared at Zhou Kai angrily: "You said you didn't have any plans to buy crystals. What were you doing just now?"
"What can I do? Jessica, have you forgotten what I told you? I won't think about crystals before I capture you!"
Zhou Kai was also mad. He spoke without thinking through his brain or paying attention to the situation. He just wanted to get rid of this angry menopausal woman!
"You!"
Jessica's cheeks turned redder, and she was so angry that she used the bag in her hand as a weapon and threw it out with a "swish".
"Onie!"
Although Krystal was embarrassed by the man's words, her expression changed drastically when she saw Ernie throwing the bag at the man again. If the corner of the bag hit someone, it would really be no joke.
"Ah, Jessica is really in need of cleaning up!"
Seeing that Jessica was still so reckless, Zhou Kai became even more angry. He grabbed the bag, pulled the woman over and pinned her on her lap, and slapped her hard on her butt.
"Zhou Kai, you bastard, you won't even let go of the crystal!"
"I won't let it go, what's wrong with you? Bang bang~"
"You're shameless! I'm going to tell Zheng Damao about your idea of crystal."
"When I finish teaching you, you can go wherever you want! Bang bang~"
"Yeah, Krystal, are you just going to watch him beat you, Ernie?"
"Krystal is just watching. You have been fantasizing about your sister being persecuted all day long. Why don't you fantasize about being taught a lesson by me? Bang bang~"
"You..."
"What am I? Bang bang~"
"Whoa, bastard!"
"I'm such a jerk! Bang bang~"
"..."
"..., bang bang~"
Zhou Kai was really angry this time. No matter what Jessica said, he had a word waiting for her and a slap in the face. In the end, Jessica cried twice in pain and was slapped twice by him.<
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Seeing Ernie's tearful eyes, Krystal's anger also disappeared. This Ernie is always indiscriminate and deserves to be beaten. Of course, seeing as she has been taught a lesson for so long, Krystal also has selfish motives. The last time the man was drunk
Speaking the truth in the car, although she didn't explicitly say that Ernie was stingy with her, she could guess a bit. She was a little hurt.
"Okay Oppa, if you spank Ouni's ass again, it will be really swollen."
Krystal stepped forward, grabbed Zhou Kai’s raised palm, and held her tightly in her arms.
"The swelling will make her remember it deeply."
Looking at Jessica's tearful look, Zhou Kai also regretted that he was too harsh, but he had to hold on at this time, "Just now, Crystal frowned after only taking a sip of sake, so I said she was a child, this girl
In order to prove that she was not a child, she pushed her chest out, which made me touch her forehead to see if she had a fever!"
"Oppa!"
Krystal didn't expect Zhou Kai to say this suddenly, and was a little embarrassed and annoyed. I was joking with you privately. Why did you tell Ernie!
Jessica also understood at this moment. Youyuan rolled her eyes at her sister and at the same time at the man. When she first came in, she hit the man, but she controlled it very well. She hit her with the face of her bag.
, instead of using a horn! Although she was angry, part of it was a joke. She didn’t believe that the man didn’t know, but he still hit her so hard. Ouch, her butt was swollen by this bad guy.
In fact, she was angry after being beaten. This bastard dealt such a heavy hand and ignored him for a month! But she didn't expect the man to describe everything that happened. She understood the man's underlying meaning, which was to express his feelings.
This also made her feel a lot less angry. Otherwise, would Jessica be the woman no one wants? You beat me like this and why do you want me to stay?
"I'm going to take a bath. You go find safflower oil and rub it on your Ernie. Remember to use a little force. This way you can rub the medicine into the meat."
Zhou Kai feels that the two sisters should be given some private space to repair the emotional rift. Jessica was beaten so badly by him, and I believe Krystal will take good care of her.
"Ah, Zhou Kai, you bastard!"
Jessica hates and wants to bite someone. You did it on purpose, right? It was swollen and rubbed hard by you. Do you want to hurt it again?
"Gee, I think Oppa is right. Unnie, where is the medicine box?"
But Krystal thought it was acceptable. She wanted to treat Ernie's injuries while also giving him a little punishment.
"Damn girl, just wait! Ah~ it hurts~"
……
When Zhou Kai came out of the bathroom again, it was already 20 minutes later. Krystal also helped Jessica finish applying the ointment.
Seeing Zhou Kai, Jessica's eyes flashed fiercely, and she must take revenge! Krystal was winking at the man crazily from the side.
"Ah, Sika, do you want some red wine? I'll get it for you?"
Zhou Kai was not stupid. The fierce look in Jessica's eyes was enough to stop him, not to mention Krystal's warning. He turned around, turned right, went to get a bottle of red wine, and walked a few steps.
When Jessica was still 4/5 meters away, she stopped squatting, stared at Jessica, kept moving her hands, put the red wine on the floor, and then slid it hard.
"Pfft~"
Krystal smiled and lay on the armrest of the sofa unable to stand up. Is Oppa so angry? You said it would be fine if you didn't come over, and you kept an eye on Ernie. Are you provoking me?
Jessica glanced at the red wine that had slipped to her feet, then looked up and saw the man's "innocent and harmless" (provocative) gaze. Her chest heaved violently, and she couldn't hold it any longer. The pillow in her hand flew out, and the man stood up as well.
, but then sat down with a muffled "hum". Her butt was really swollen from being beaten by this bastard man.
"Okay, I apologize, Jessica, can we make it even?"
The man also felt a little regretful. He hit her so hard that her butt was probably really swollen, but it felt pretty good.
"It's even? It's not even!"
Jessica stared at the man and said word by word: "Come here and let me hit you that many times, so that we can even out the situation!"
"Don't pass."
The man was provoking again, shaking his head like a rattle: "You hit me first, and then I hit back."
"I didn't hit you with a fatal blow, but you hit me so painfully! Come here and let me take revenge and let's settle the matter. Otherwise, I will remember this grudge for the rest of my life. When I take revenge, I will be done with it!"
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Jessica gritted her teeth again and sat up from the sofa.
"Onie, don't move, it's your injury."
Krystal hurriedly stepped forward to help her, while looking at her with a complaining look: "Oppa, you were too harsh just now, Ouni's butt was swollen from your beating. It's redder than a monkey's butt."
"Pfft~"
"Yeah! Krystal!"
Chapter completed!