Chapter 17: This is not a leg, this is a killing knife!
Fire?
Of course I want to be hot.
This is not nonsense.
Qiao Ningning dreams about being on fire.
Whoever enters the entertainment industry does not come here to become a big star.
"You mean, singing such a vulgar song will make you embarrassed?"
Qiao Ningning looked at Jiang Che and couldn't help but feel confused.
Jiang Che chuckled: "Embarrassment or anger, which one do you choose?"
"Fire!" Qiao Ningning nodded.
"Then will you sing?" Jiang Che asked again.
Qiao Ningning nodded and said, "Teach me!"
"That's right."
Jiang Che slapped his thigh.
Then, with Jiang Che taking the lead, Qiao Ningning basically mastered her vocal part after trying it for more than twenty times.
"It seems quite catchy, and it even feels a bit brainwashing."
Qiao Ningning shook her head, feeling that the combination of these rustic lyrics and the rustic melody was unexpectedly a bit magical.
Jiang Che said: "You sing slowly here, and I will bring out the accompaniment. We will follow the accompaniment later."
"Has the accompaniment been made?" Qiao Ningning said in surprise.
"Yeah, I've done it before." Jiang Che replied.
"You are so awesome!" Qiao Ningning gave a thumbs up.
With such a versatile talent, if he were to be a serious idol, he would be very popular.
It's a pity that I always like to do some weird things.
Let’s just say that this song “Love Business” is not a normal song!
She didn't understand what Jiang Che was thinking. He clearly had the front line of pretending to be handsome and cool, but he insisted on making a living.
Jiang Che asked for some music equipment from the program team, then recorded the accompaniment into it, and then moved back to the practice room together.
In the practice room, Qiao Ningning was humming the lyrics and doing various poses.
"Jiang Che, you asked me to wear a cheongsam and dance. Do you have any more specific opinions?"
Qiao Ningning asked when she saw Jiang Che coming back.
Jiang Che replied: "Dancing in a cheongsam is not suitable for the more fashionable dances nowadays. You can go the traditional route, a Republican-style dancer. Then use some props, such as fans, chairs, etc., to dance around
Design. Your advantage is long legs, so make the most of it."
"Let me think about it."
After Qiao Ningning thought for a while, while Jiang Che was still adjusting the audio equipment, she took a chair and jumped up on her own.
She rested her hands on the chair, sometimes bending over and lying down, sometimes walking around in circles, and sometimes sitting upright with her legs crossed.
Try various postures one by one.
"What do you think?"
Qiao Ningning asked.
Jiang Che replied: "It's okay, but this chair is not suitable. I need to use a retro one to match it better."
"I know this." Qiao Ningning said, sitting sideways again, and then raised her legs.
Then, he lay down on the chair in a very enchanting posture.
She pressed her arms on the chair to support her body and maintain overall balance. She raised her buttocks and hung on the seat. Her legs were stretched out straight. The bifurcation of the cheongsam was lifted up, showing her two beautiful legs perfectly.<
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"Does it look good?"
Qiao Ningning turned her head to look at Jiang Che, her lips parted slightly, she gasped slightly, with a charming look on her face.
“Very good!”
Jiang Che said in his heart that he was an expert, it was really enjoyable.
This girl knows how to seduce people.
This pose shows your legs so much.
Where are the legs? This is a murder knife!
Qiao Ningning turned around, put away her beautiful legs, sat down again, and said with a smile: "Thank you for the inspiration. I already know how to dance next time."
Jiang Che replied: "Stop saying polite words, come on, practice singing for me."
After debugging, the accompaniment sounds.
"Okay."
Qiao Ningning stood up and started practicing with Jiang Che.
Not long after, some players from the nearby practice room were attracted.
Listening to Qiao Ningning and Jiang Che's singing, indescribable expressions appeared on everyone's faces.
"Hahahaha... this song is too vulgar!"
Zhao Yixuan was the first to hold back and burst out laughing.
"Indeed."
Chen Yuxing burst out laughing.
Originally he was holding it in, but when he saw Zhao Yixuan's power was broken, he couldn't help it anymore.
Jiang Che turned around, looked at the door, and said politely: "If you want to laugh somewhere else, don't let it interfere with our singing practice here."
"Jiang Che, is this song your original creation?" Zhao Yixuan asked with a smile.
"Yes, do you have any questions?" Jiang Che asked.
"No, no, it's good. Just keep it up." Zhao Yixuan said cheerfully.
If I were writing songs at this level, it would be less threatening.
He is very confident in his debut. The key lies in whether he can debut in the first place.
If you debut at the top spot, you will have the largest resources, which no one else can compare with.
Zhao Yixuan always felt that Chen Yuxing was the strongest competitor, but after Jiang Che showed off the ghost dance, he thought Jiang Che might also be a potential opponent.
But when he heard this song today, he felt a lot more relieved.
This bad song is so stupid that it will definitely be laughed at by countless people.
Win by attracting attention?
Not realistic.
"Let's go."
Chen Yuxing turned around and left.
This time, he was in a group with Jiang Che, and they both drew love themes.
He has already thought about singing a cover of "Country" with his partner to express his feelings about his family and country.
Very positive energy, very main theme.
The singing skills required for this song are not very high.
It doesn't matter whether you win first place in the group or not, as long as you attract fans.
"Xin Yue, there seems to be something wrong with Jiang Che's song!"
Zhang Momo took Hong Xinyue's hand and couldn't help but said.
Listening to this song, it’s a bit hard to describe.
Hong Xinyue replied: "Let's see what song he can come up with. If it doesn't work, we'll just sing a cover."
She also couldn't understand Jiang Che, who always did some weird things.
But it is undeniable that Jiang Che is talented and capable.
After continuing to watch for a while, the crowd blocking the door finally dispersed.
Soon, the news spread that Jiang Che wrote a super embarrassing folk song.
"We seem to have been laughed at."
Qiao Ningning closed the door, locked it from the inside, and said to Jiang Che.
To be honest, she felt really embarrassed just now.
Jiang Che replied: "I know, but look, the effect is very good!"
Qiao Ningning said: "What's great about it? Are you being ridiculed? Look at the reactions of Zhao Yixuan and Chen Yuxing. They are obviously gloating and looking down on this song!"
Jiang Che said: "Yes, entertainment means entertaining yourself and the public. They all have this reaction after hearing it, and the audience must have the same reaction. The more this happens, the more popular this song will be."
"Also, the lyrics are a bit vulgar, but the words are crude but not crude. In modern society, love is a rare commodity. There are too many people who cannot love and are hurt by love. Do you think my lyrics have not hit the point?
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"Guess what the netizens' reaction will be after they laugh? You taste it, you taste it carefully!"
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Chapter completed!