"Name?"

"I told you, Jiang Che."

"I said her!"

"I don't know her."

"I wonder how dare you say that you are not looking for a lady?"

"Police, don't worry, just listen to me."

"Okay, keep talking, I'll listen."

Police interrogation room.

Jiang Che faced two police officers, one old and one young, with helplessness on his handsome face.

"Last night around eight o'clock, I went to the bar to play and met her by chance."

"She said I was handsome and thought I was very stylish. Who doesn't know this?"

"Then, she started pursuing me crazily and teasing me in various ways."

"The night is long and I have no intention of sleeping."

"I was bored, so I just had a casual chat with her."

"Later, when we talked about me writing books, she said that she particularly admired literary and artistic workers like me. She wanted to find a quiet place where no one would disturb her to read my novels, and she even took the initiative to book a room."
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"I drank too much and didn't think much about it, so she dragged me to the hotel."

"I didn't even have time to ask her name, and you just came in, and I didn't do anything!"

"What I said is really the truth, otherwise I would be struck by lightning and I would never be able to marry a wife in this life!"

Jiang Che looked at the two police officers in front of him and felt like crying.

He felt that he was extremely unlucky!

Other people's time-traveling brought them various benefits, so why was I so unlucky when I just time-traveled?

It’s okay to forget that good things didn’t happen, but before I could do anything, I faced a group of police officers who broke into the door.

Anyone who has never been arrested on the spot for drinking tea cannot understand his mood.

Can you imagine how it feels to face a group of heavily armed and solemn-looking police officers rushing in, shouting "Don't move, raise your hands, squat down"?

The impact is too great!

It really felt like suffocation, and my heart stopped.

This is how the original owner collapsed and burped. He was so frightened that he died suddenly.

Then, replace him.

Jiang Che was speechless for being so timid and still coming out to play.

"Then what's going on with this transfer?"

The older police officer picked up the phone, pointed to the transfer record on it, and asked.

Jiang Che explained: "That's the room fee. The hotel room fee is 499. She rented the room. I made up the whole amount and gave her 500."

The two police officers looked at each other and nodded together to express their understanding.

The young police officer put down the pen in his hand and pointed to the video recorder next to him: "Is there anything else I want to explain? I'm filming it all."

"Don't you believe me? You must not believe me!"

Jiang Che looked at the expressions of the two people and felt slightly excited.

The young police officer asked, "What do you think? If you didn't do anything, it just means you didn't have time to do it. This is called an attempted transaction and it is also illegal."

Jiang Che said helplessly: "I am really wronged!"

The young police officer said angrily: "What are you talking about here? Let me tell you, I have seen all the short videos on the Internet about what you just said."

Jiang Che argued with reason: "What jokes, what I said are all facts!"

The young police officer took out his mobile phone, and after a while, he opened a short video, placed it in front of Jiang Che, and started playing it.

"Just last night, she and I met."

"At that time, we fell in love at first sight."

"Maybe it was alcohol, and I couldn't help but be impulsive. We decided to become each other's support, that is, boyfriend and girlfriend."

"So, we came to the hotel together, and then some indescribable things happened, and we had an in-depth communication from the outside to the inside."

"However, after calming down, we found that the feelings between us seemed to have disappeared, so we decided to end this short-lived relationship."

"As a man, I feel that a woman cannot afford to pay for a house, so I transferred the room fee to her, and by the way, I also compensated for the breakup fee."

"What a coincidence, you guys came in at this time."

"Officer, I am really innocent. I have never broken the law. I have always been sworn in with pornography, gambling and drugs!"

Music starts.

Several large characters appeared on the screen.

Is this how you explained it to the police?!

After Jiang Che read the content of the short video, his expression couldn't help but become a little stiff.

Um...

Although the words are different, the meaning expressed is indeed very similar.

This is very embarrassing.

The young police officer took back his cell phone and smiled contemptuously: "How is it? Is it similar to what you said? In the Internet age, do you think that we police officers don't read jokes? Is this how you explain to the police? Are you fooling us with jokes on the Internet?

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Jiang Che was on the verge of crying but had no tears: "Officer, I really didn't lie. I really didn't break the law. I have always been a good citizen who abides by the law. She and I are very pure people and will never smell of copper."

The young police officer said: "The fact is that you gave money, you had money transactions, and you were caught in our raid."

Jiang Che replied: "What do you mean I paid? Then according to your point of view, if I don't pay you, it doesn't count as prostitution?"

"Then are you admitting it?" the young police officer smiled.

Jiang Che shook his head repeatedly: "No, what I mean is that the money was really just the room fee, and I didn't have any illegal transactions with her. If you don't believe me, you can ask her, or you can check her mobile phone, and you will definitely see the bill."

The young police officer said: "Don't worry, someone will interrogate her, so just tell the truth."

Jiang Che: "I confessed!"

The young police officer slammed the table and raised his voice: "What do you call an explanation?"

Jiang Che was filled with grief and anger: "Officer, I am really innocent. Try to think logically, I am so handsome, do I need a prostitute?"

After listening to Jiang Che's words, the young police officer fell silent for a while.

He stared at Jiang Che, not knowing what to say for a moment.

He is indeed so handsome!

Three-dimensional facial features, sharp eyebrows and starry eyes, sunny and handsome.

With such good looks, she is as good as a celebrity. There must be many girls in life who take the initiative to ask for their contact information, or even give her their contact information.

Jiang Che added: "Others say that I am the only one who can kill at will!"

The middle-aged police officer couldn't help but said: "It's illegal to kill, but you still kill randomly?"

"Um..." The young police officer pulled the middle-aged police officer's arm, leaned over and lowered his voice: "This is a trendy way for young people to pick up girls. It means that it is very easy to pick up girls casually, and there are a lot of girls at your disposal.

Next."

"Ahem, let me go see that woman." The middle-aged police officer nodded, stood up and said.

"So, you just have a chaotic private life?" The young police officer looked at Jiang Che and asked.

Jiang Che replied: "I'm not chaotic, I'm just a little more open-minded than the average person. And I don't lack women. If I want to fall in love, I can do whatever I want. That woman and I really have nothing!"

In his previous life, he was also handsome.

When he was studying, he was very popular with girls, and girls from other classes often came over to see him.

Therefore, he is quite successful in the relationship between the sexes.

This time I traveled through time and found that I was even more handsome!

Isn’t this a big deal?

In a world where faces are important, if you rely on face to make a living, you may have the opportunity to create a career.

For example, eating soft food and being with a rich woman or something like that.

As long as the rich woman is not ugly and doesn't play with steel wool, she can still give it a try.
To be continued...