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Chapter 1526: Rebellious Imagination

Ask Dabao, Erbao about their studies, ask Third Bao, and Fourth Bao what they usually do. If that doesn't work, you can also ask Zhu Qi to talk about things in Pushou City.

Pushou City, that place they had never set foot on, was like a castle in the air, both beautiful and full of imagination.

Mr. Zhu and Mrs. Zhu directly asked them everything, what they eat in a day, what they wear, and what their hut looks like.

Listening to these more interesting questions, Ye Yuran: "..."

——Since Lao Qi has a good temper, he won't think too much about it. If he were a thin-skinned person, he would be annoyed to death if he was constantly asked how foreigners got into the hut.

——He went to study, not to study how others got into the latrine.

——How do others get in? What does it have to do with them?

Dabao and Erbao laughed happily beside them: "Uncle Qi, let's put it this way, their huts are actually no different from ours."

"No, there is a difference." Zhu Qi frowned and said very seriously, "I don't know about other people's homes. Anyway, when I lived in He'an, the horses had to be changed every day, and they had to be scented...

"

The horse in his mouth is actually the "toilet", but now it is not called a toilet, but a horse.

In the past, it also had a name called "Hu Zi", also known as "Drowning Device".

The name has been changed several times, and until now, it has become more "Mazi".

At first, Ye Yuran lived at Yanhe'an's place. When she heard the name "Mazi" occasionally, she thought it meant a horse or something. It wasn't until Cui'e, the maid, took her to the toilet that she finally realized - I

Damn, it turns out this thing is a toilet.

The ancient version of the toilet is, to put it bluntly, a bucket with a stool on which you can sit.

After it is finished, the stronger maid or mother-in-law will carry it away and take it to be cleaned and scented.

There is no way, if you just wash this thing, or just fume it without washing it, it will smell after using it for a long time. Rich people are so particular about it, so naturally they can't let it smell, so they take a two-pronged approach.

"Oh, my dear, there are so many rules in this eldest lady's house." Mrs. Zhu exclaimed with a proud look, "I never thought that my dear grandson could enjoy such treatment. Old lady.

Qi, you are the first person from all over the country to sit on a scented horse..."

It was as if Zhu Qi had done such an incredible thing that he wanted to show it off.

"Ahem!" Ye Yuran was really afraid that they would do such a stupid thing, so he reminded, "Mom, there is no need for us to talk about this kind of thing. It's just about study, how can we talk about it?

Are you discussing Ma Zi with others? If this word gets spread, I originally thought that Lao Qi was there for fun and entertainment, and Lao Qi was there to study, not to play."

Mrs. Zhu had a stern expression on her face and explained: "I'm just curious about what a rich man's horse looks like. If you don't want to tell me, I won't tell you. I won't tell you in the future..."

"Mom, you have to be curious about what a horse from a wealthy family looks like. When your family's conditions improve in a few years, I'll ask Old Man Zhu to buy one for you." Ye Yuran winked at Old Man Zhu.

Unexpectedly, Old Man Zhu not only did not accept the offer, but also said: "I want one too."

Ye Yuran was speechless: "Okay, then every yard will be matched."

When the time comes, everyone will be able to live in a new courtyard, and those who can afford maids and slaves will not be able to afford a horse?

If you want to have a horse, you need someone to brush it up.

If you don't wash your horse and put some fragrance on it, it won't smell bad if you leave it in the house?

Anyway, Ye Yuran didn't want to stay in the same room as Ma Zi. As long as she had the choice, she would rather build a flushing toilet next to her than let anyone put Ma Zi in her house.

Everyone imagines the beautiful days in the future, when they can go to the toilet in their own house without going to the latrine. It feels great.

Except for Ye Yuran, no one seemed to consider the issue of taste.

What Ye Yuran didn't expect was that this topic actually continued at the dinner table.

Looking at the large table of dishes and listening to them discussing Ma Zi's problem, Ye Yuran felt bad: "..."

——Mom, are you still going to let me eat?!

No matter how good the mood was, it was ruined and I didn't even want to eat.

Someone saw that she didn't eat, and thought he was dissatisfied with the poorly cooked food, so he quickly said: "Mom, why don't you eat? Is it because I didn't cook well today? Otherwise, I'll cook something for you now."

of……"

"No, I'm not hungry, you can eat." Ye Yuran said expressionlessly.

But looking at her expression, who among the people at this table could still eat? Even the heated topic stopped.

"What's wrong, boss?" Mrs. Zhu asked carefully, "Do you feel uncomfortable somewhere, or should we ask a doctor to take a look?"

"No," Ye Yuran said, "I'm just curious, how on earth did you talk about going to the latrine and eat at the same time? Do you want to just hold the bowl and squat down in the latrine to eat?"

Instantly, everyone felt that the food in their bowls no longer smelled good.

"Mom, the latrine is so smelly..." Li was horrified, "Who is so stupid that he would carry a bowl there to eat?"

When she said this, many people looked at her with admiration: You are awesome, you dare to criticize me!

"Really? Then you were eating while talking about Ma Zi. Didn't you eat deliciously?" Ye Yuran said, "I thought you liked to carry bowls and go to the latrine to eat."

"Uh..." It seems like, isn't a horse the same as a hut?

Li was suddenly disgusted by herself.

She couldn't figure out how she got involved in this conversation. Just now she was telling people that she wanted to make some kind of incense...

But no matter how fragrant it is, shit is just shit.

I put down my chopsticks, not wanting to eat.

Several children who were eating opened their eyes wide and looked innocently at a group of adults who had put down their chopsticks, with question marks on their foreheads.

When adults were discussing issues, they naturally did not participate and only focused on food.

In the end, we ate so well that even the adults stopped eating?

"Eat, keep going," Ye Yuran admitted, she did it on purpose, "While eating, I talked about Ma Zi. Anyway, after eating, I will definitely go to the latrine, it doesn't make any difference, keep talking, keep eating..."

All the adults, including Old Man Tang and others who had a separate table, put down their chopsticks and sat there, not daring to move.

No one dared to move, no one spoke, and the space seemed to become quiet at this moment.

"Originally, I wanted to celebrate the New Year happily, so I invited my father and mother over, and the whole family sat together around the table, reunited, and celebrated the New Year lively, but what about you? On New Year's Eve,

At the dinner table, you were talking to me about Ma Zi Ma Zi Ma Zi..." Ye Yuran took a breath and continued, "I have already said before, Lao Qi is going to study, so if you want to talk about studying, let's talk about this.
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