PS: I wish everyone a happy Children’s Day!

"It's been a long time!" Lu Qing looked at Chen Yu and asked, "Do you remember the day you first saw me?"

"I don't remember. I just admire someone's driving skills. Even on flat ground, the wheels of the car can be turned towards the sky."

"Do you remember? Tell me what day it was?" Lu Qing was not embarrassed, maybe she was too drunk and thick-skinned.

"Can you not remember? The woman who made me penniless on the first day I came to Shanghai."

"I also remember that when I first met Fang Yuan, he was very dull and dull!" Lin Li was deeply impressed.

"Sister Lili, come and drink!" Lu Qing raised the glass again, wanting to continue drinking.

Chen Yu snatched her wine glass and poured it into his mouth. "You still want to get yourself drunk and then rely on me. You don't do that!"

"That's my cup, give it back to me!"

"No!"

When Lu Qing saw this, she started blowing on the wine bottle, vowing not to give up until she drank to her heart's content.

Chen Yu stopped paying attention to her. She wanted to get drunk and no one could stop her. She could eat hot pot in peace and mind. Adults must be responsible for their own actions.

"Sister Lili, I think you are a very nice person and very cheerful, but the way you look at men is really terrible!"

"Girl, what are you talking about?" Tao Jun was not happy.

"Do you know what two things about Fang Yuan attract people? First, he hates women, and second, he is not gay!"

"Hahaha..." The two women staggered with laughter.

"As long as he doesn't like men, any woman who can enter his heart is as safe as possible."

Chen Yu wanted to give Lu Qing a thumbs up for her opinion. It would be great if other girls thought of him the same way, such as Miss Zhu Jingyun.

"I think men who cheat should die!"

Bang ~ Lin Li slapped the table and said: "Yes, those unfaithful men deserve to die!"

"Do you think you men are cheap? When you don't get it, follow Haba one by one..."

"When I got it, I didn't know how to cherish it. I thought the shit outside smelled better than the shit at home..."

Chattering and complaining are signs of failure in love.

Chen Yu was very happy to hear it. They were scolding the scumbag, not himself. The live show was so effective that the hot pot tasted even better.

The two women forcibly put together a show. The more they drank, the more outrageous their words became.

At the end, Lu Qing cried and said: "Sister Lily, break up with him!"

"No, I would rather demolish ten temples than one marriage. Am I familiar with you? Are you someone who would trick me like this?"

Tao Jun was very angry. He didn't eat any of the hot pot and listened to the two of them scolding each other. It was still like this to the end, and the small universe was about to explode.

"It's you I'm scolding, you're the one I'm tearing down, sister Lily, do you know? That underwear..."

This matter can't be compromised, otherwise it will be a trap for his ex-brother-in-law. Chen Yu covered Lu Qing's mouth, picked her up with one hand and rushed outside the hotpot restaurant.

Tao Jun wanted to die. He didn't eat anything tonight, was scolded, had to pay the bill, and then had to carry his wife back home.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

After running two intersections, Chen Yu put the person down, and she squatted on the ground crying and vomiting.

No matter how happy you were when you drank it in the beginning, it will be very uncomfortable to vomit now, and there is a price to pay for indulgence.

Half an hour later, Lu Qing calmed down, and Chen Yu handed her a bottle of Nongfu Spring.

"Have you had enough trouble today? Have you finished venting?"

"No, I should have died in the car that day." Lu Qing slapped her face, trying to make herself more awake, "Don't you like to pretend to be a good person? Don't you like to meddle in other people's business? If you don't let me die, I will

I won’t let you have a good life either.”

After saying the hateful words, he stretched out his long legs, swung his black pony tail, and headed north with a victorious attitude.

She forgot one thing. She didn't take her wallet or mobile phone. A man who pretends to be a cup may become a cup, and a woman who pretends to be 38D also has to pay the price.

Ten minutes later, Lu Qing returned the same way, with such an awkward look that Chen Yu couldn't help it.

"Hahahaha..."

"You bastard, I'll fight you!"

Lu Qing became angry and punched and kicked her, but she forgot that no matter how hard she tried, she couldn't break her defense.

When a real man is beaten, he remains motionless, okay?

Chen Yu mocked: "Your massage technique is very unique and so comfortable!"

"Really? I'll kick you to death, you bastard!"

"Oh~ How can you kick there?"

Bang~Chen Yu bent over and fell to the ground, his limbs twitching.

Was it really kicked to pieces?

Lu Qing was so frightened that her face turned pale. She knelt down and asked, "Fang Yuan, I didn't mean it. How are you?"

I was groping with my little hands, trying to pick up the phone and call an ambulance, but suddenly I was hugged by the other party.

Pa~ a slap on the buttocks.

"I let you kick my crotch, I don't know how deep it is!"

"You bastard, you're lying to me again!" Lu Qing was ashamed and angry, struggling non-stop.

Chen Yu let her go. This woman can't be teased too harshly or she can't be offended.

The two of them slowly got up from the ground, both arranging their clothes. As long as they were not embarrassed, she would be the one who was embarrassed.

"Where did you put your mobile wallet?"

"I'll tell you when I call daddy."

"You..." Lu Qing wanted to hit someone again, but unfortunately the other person was rough and thick-skinned and couldn't beat him at all.

Snap~ Snap your fingers, and the mobile wallet appears out of thin air.

"Ah~ how did you do that?" Lu Qing had touched him just now, and there was nothing on him.

"Here, why are you so stunned?" Chen Yu thrust the wallet in front of her.

Lu Qing took the phone, opened her wallet, and found that the cash inside was back.

"Can you do magic?"

"As a professional emotional nanny, is it weird to know how to perform magic tricks?"

"What's the relationship between the two?"

"When a client is unhappy, I want to coax her as my girlfriend, so I am good at many, many skills!"

"Then I'll ask you to be a nanny!" Lu Qing also wants it.

"Ten thousand a time. Seeing as how you have no money, you probably don't even have a job. Go back and sleep, you will have everything in your dreams!" Chen Yu gave her a slap in the face.

"Don't underestimate me, I have money and a job!"

“I didn’t see it at all!”

Lu Qing covered her chest and said, "Are you polite? Where are you looking?"

"No!" Chen Yu waved his hand, took a running start, quickly climbed up the wall, grabbed the edge, and performed reverse horizontal bar movements, and disappeared from her sight.

Lu Qing was shocked again. This old man was so outrageous. It would be difficult for even a professional parkour athlete to reach this level.

"I'm an English teacher!"

The last words shouted by this woman can easily cause misunderstandings. If she were a middle school English teacher, many classmates would be concerned about her, and the relationship would be really irreconcilable, and she would be mentally disturbed.

I received the order on Sunday. The job content is to be a personal assistant for 72 hours. The service price is ¥1,000. The customer has already settled the bill.

According to the address, I rushed to a villa with a second entrance and met my employer Gao Yi for the first time.

The other party is a beautiful woman, wearing a sparkling silver tight dress, flesh-colored stockings, blue high-heeled boots, and a light pink trench coat.

The hair above the ears is tied into a ball, and the lower half of the hair is scattered on the back. Coupled with the exquisite facial features and long bangs, it looks very fairy-like.

"Are you Fang Yuan?"

The young and crisp baby voice, coupled with the slightly domineering tone, gives people a fierce and fierce feeling.

"Miss Gao, I am Fang Yuan who helps others but embarrasses myself."

"Can you drive?"

"You can understand, I am omnipotent."

Chen Yu took the car key from Gao Yi and walked towards the iridium silver Mercedes-Benz AMG in Qianping. This is a two-door hardtop convertible with a price of over 3 million.

"Is there any speed requirement?"
To be continued...