010 Turning real into fake, long-lost adulthood(1/2)
There are many ordinary people who have become popular on the Internet in recent years.
From eating broadcasts, to singing, to dancing, selling looks, and making funny jokes, every time it becomes popular, it will attract a large amount of traffic and lead a miracle of wealth creation with capital entering the market.
Of course, there are also sports experts who are popular among the group of people who are playing fitness and practicing martial arts.
Like Teacher Yang Liang, Wudang Taoist Master Chen Shuaixing, etc., these big Vs in the martial arts circle are often millions of fans, and any video you post can easily exceed tens of millions of clicks on the entire network.
Chen Hao's fans, which have just risen, are nothing in front of these big internet celebrities.
The reason why his video became popular is because Bilibili recently launched a new theme event "Have billions of kung fu, one summer to discuss".
It happened to be a ride-hailing event, and with the influence of the tens of thousands of fans in Xiaobai's live broadcast room, it was pushed to the hot searches.
As for the kung fu's handprinting skills, it is very common to those internet celebrity big Vs in the martial arts circle.
Others now shoot videos with professional teams, and special effects must be added before posting them online.
What about flying in the sky and hiding the earth, sword opening the mountains and seas, wind, fire, thunder and lightning, and passionate BGM, is definitely not comparable to Chen Hao's crude and messy short video.
The fact that Chen Hao's video became popular all of a sudden depends on the real and coincidental scene.
When I clicked into the comment section, I found that many B-friends who are familiar with the knowledge said:
[The iron palm leaves a seal? That's it?]
[When I followed the title, I knew it was the skill of using the hidden force to spray needle before I could read it]
[A martial artist with sixth stage Golden Tiger level certification can easily do it, it's no difficulty]
[The keyboard hero upstairs, are you afraid that it is not the Jiudan Golden Dragon?]
[There are very few people in our country who can reach the sixth stage before the age of 30!]
[This guy is only in his early twenties at first glance, he is definitely a martial arts genius]
[This is the owner of the Eight Immortals Martial Arts Hall in Heyang City, ID teleport @地小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小�
Chen Hao stared at the rising fan data of B station’s backstage, clicked in @口版 and read it in the comment section.
Those who squirt him, those who praise him, those who blew his rainbow farts, those who stumbled on the black, in short, there are all kinds of comments.
Fortunately, Chen Hao has a good mentality and has been playing in B station for some time. He knows the urinary nature of these B friends.
In addition, after breaking through the secret force, he became very calm. After glanced at these irrelevant comments, Chen Hao started replying to the messages on WeChat at the first level of Bilibili.
Most of the people who sent messages on WeChat were old students from the Eight Immortals Martial Arts Hall before, and some of them knew Chen Hao’s classmates and friends.
The video performed by the riverside in the morning has spread virally throughout the circle of friends of the people in Heyang City, and it is normal to be seen by these people who know them.
After replying to these people I knew, I caught a few old students who could come to help the platform. Chen Hao felt that this lunch was much more fragrant than usual.
...
After lunch, Chen Hao closed the door of the martial arts hall.
He was planning to take a nap, but when he saw that the entrance to the martial arts hall was a little messy, the originally neatly arranged promotional leaflets were scattered all over the floor, Chen Hao threw away the lunch box in his hand and began to lean down and pack it up.
"It must be a naughty kid brought by those old men and women who messed up the mess with me!"
"Naked kid, it's so scary!" Chen Hao complained a few times.
It took a few minutes to put all the piles of leaflets neatly, and then cleaned up the small garbage at the entrance with a broom.
Seeing a red packaging in the corner, like an egg-shaped object like a children's toy, Chen Hao curiously reached out and caught it in his hand.
I looked down and found that the thing was wrapped in an extremely inferior layer of plastic wrapping paper, with the extremely conspicuous five big words "Dixin God's Balls" printed on it, and there were also cartoon characters I didn't know.
The left and right sides read the shocking slogan "No thousand cups will not pour, no one will get drunk, no one will be indifferent, only society will be talked about."
Turning around the back, I saw a row of tiny food recipes and extremely vague information about the manufacturer and production address.
There was also a very small reminder word "Please take it with your parents" engraved on the edge of the lid.
The workmanship of this thing is so rough that you can tell that the retail price is definitely not more than 2 yuan just by looking at the appearance.
"It turns out to be a children's snack! No wonder it is made so much like a toy.
"But how does this thing look so much like a three-no product?"
"It must be the naughty child who bought it secretly with his grandparents on his back!" Chen Hao looked at the red egg in his hand, remembering the various three-no childhood snacks he often saw in the school convenience store when he was a child.
What are the names of Acacia beans, Tiaotiao candy, Football Chocolate, Tang Monk Meat, Monkey King Dan, and the name is so strange, and the packaging box is also full of fancy bells and whistles.
It contains either candy or spicy strips, and adds a bunch of pigments and sweeteners, which tastes very strong and ensures that you won’t kill anyone.
Moreover, the manufacturing cost of this type of childhood snack is quite low, but the profit is very explosive. It is specially used to harvest children's wallets. It can be easily changed to the outer packaging to ensure that each one is accurate, which is even better than the current Krypton gold mobile games.
Chen Hao remembers that when he was a child, he often bought this type of junk food. After eating it, he got angry again and was beaten up by his grandfather.
"I really miss the past!"
Chen Hao played with the egg-shaped shell in his hand, probably because he felt it, and he subconsciously opened its lid.
Sure enough, the inferior egg-shaped packaging contains a black and clean round candy.
When I got in and smelled it, a familiar smell came to my nose.
"Damn it! Isn't this a Mailsu?"
"What the hell is the God of Baccarat who doesn't make any pills!"
"This group of unscrupulous merchants really play in different ways."
"In the past, a small bag of 50 cents was enough to eat more than a dozen. Now I just put a plastic shell in it, stuffed it into it and started selling it for money? It's a fool!" Chen Hao complained unhappily.
Just as he was about to throw these three-no products into the trash can, Chen Hao's hand raised high was stiff in place.
Because at this moment, the damn data panel actually jumped out without warning!
【Name: Chen Hao】
[Land of Realm: Mid-stage of Dark Power]
【Skill: Drunk Fist Lv1(102/200)】
【Source point: 0.03】
[Tip: Will the object that meets the conditions be detected?]
[Conversion object: Three-no snacks - chocolate flavored candies]
【Conversion consumption: 0.02】
【Conversion result: Baccarat cannot pour pills】
【Does it change true to false?】
【YES】or【NO】
"Um?"
"Really become false?"
"What's the meaning?"
"This data panel can not only turn fake boxing into real martial arts, but also turn real snacks into fake ones?" Chen Hao was a little confused.
However, the opportunity to choose one of two was in front of me, and Chen Hao didn't think much about it and directly pressed the [YES] option.
With a tingling sound, a golden flash burst out from the entire panel.
Soon a square popped up with a golden flash similar to the game prompt:
【Item conversion successfully, get props: Baccarat Unpolluted Pill x1】
"Props?"
"Where are you playing games with this?"
Chen Hao widened his eyes and saw that the source point on the panel was automatically deducted by 0.02, the candy in his hand that looked like Mailus began to appear under the light at the entrance of the martial arts hall.
【Props: Baccarata does not pour pills】
【Description: No thousand cups will not pour, no one will get drunk, no one will be indifferent, only society will be discussed without being indifferent.】
[Efficacy: After taking it, it will permanently increase the content of acetaldehyde converting enzyme and enhance the body's resistance to alcohol.]
Looking at the straightforward description on the panel, Chen Hao's expression began to become very exciting.
Because he didn't expect that he would pick up a children's snack made by Sanbao's family and turn it into something like an anti-alcohol medicine under the conversion of the data panel.
"Is this thing edible?"
Chen Hao stared at the pill for a long time and fell closer to smell it. A strong smell of medicine came to his nose.
"Gurl!"
It was sure it was a good smell, and Chen Hao couldn't help swallowing his saliva.
For a person who is born with alcohol allergic, just by seeing the efficacy description of [Baccarat No Pills], you can tell how unreliable this thing is!
You should know that patients with alcohol allergic to Chen Hao are missing a special metabolic substance called [acetaldehyde converting enzyme] in their bodies.
Acetaldehyde converting enzyme, also known as acetaldehyde dehydrogenase, is mainly found in the liver tissues of the human body.
To be continued...