"I'll put it on the shelves tomorrow!"

In the darkness, Yang Gui made the sound of a sudden death.

"Hey, am I not dead?"

Yang Gui, who worked overtime for twelve days and died suddenly one day before the product was put on the shelves, suddenly realized, how can a dead person think?

As his vision changed from darkness to light, Yang Gui seemed to have crawled out of an extremely narrow pipe, and then he found a group of huge human faces looking at him with smiles on their faces, saying words he couldn't understand.

I opened my mouth to ask, but found that what came out was a cry.

"I'm a baby? What is this?"

Yang Gui blinked and found a translucent screen in front of him.

Name: Yang Gui.

Age:0

Skills: None.

Big event: With a cry, you were born.

"Wow!"

Yang Gui was overjoyed. This is the legendary rebirth. Is this the legendary system?

Hahahaha, if God had not given birth to me Yang Gui, traveling through eternity would be like a long night!

Yang Gui danced happily, and a group of adults surrounding him also laughed when they saw the baby smiling happily.

Yang Gui couldn't care less about them. He couldn't understand what they said anyway. He was still thinking about his invincible future. He didn't even pay attention to the adults walking out one after another.

The baby's mind is not yet developed, so he felt groggy and wanted to sleep after not thinking for long.

"Huh?"

The last image in Yang Gui's consciousness was a mass of snow-white occupying his entire field of vision, larger than his face, and blocking his mouth.

"So sweet..."

Among the steep peaks of Zhongnan Mountain, there are two figures chasing each other. The two figures are extremely fast, even on such a steep mountain road, they are faster than galloping horses.

"Yang Gui! Little bastard, stop it!"

The figure behind suddenly shouted, causing the whole valley to rumble.

The young man running in front is Yang Gui. Sixteen years have passed since he was born in this world.

Maybe it was because he had been working in the mines for too long in his previous life, but whether he was able to survive in peace, in this life his parents were actually the world-famous "Condor Heroes". One year after the sword debate at Mount Huashan, Xiao Longnu became pregnant, and in ten months later, Yang Gui was born.<

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Yang Guo felt that he had been too deviant in the first half of his life. In the end, Huashan Swordsman got the title of "Western Madness". He felt that it would not last long and hoped that his son could behave better, so he named his son "Gui".

But obviously, his son did not meet his expectations.

Hearing Yang Guo shouting behind him, Yang Gui didn't stop even half a step and shouted: "Dad, I advise you not to scold me like this. From a genetic point of view, it is not good for you."

Yang Gui majored in the ancient tomb sect's martial arts, and his figure was as graceful as an immortal. Yang Guo practiced swordsmanship in mountain torrents and palms under the sea. His lower body was as stable as a root. However, he could not catch up with his sixteen-year-old son in short-distance light kung fu.

"You think I can't catch up with you, right?"

Yang Guo's face was full of anger, he reached out and grabbed it in the air, and a rock the size of a fist jumped into his hand: "I'm afraid you don't know how Meng Ge, the great Khan of Mongolia, died back then!"

Before he finished speaking, Yang Gui felt a hurricane blowing behind him. The strong wind alone had already made his body unsteady. Yang Gui was shocked, kicked his feet horizontally, and turned half a circle with his body.

Narrowly dodging the blow and flying rocks.

"Boom!"

The flying rocks were blasted into the mountain wall like cannonballs, causing a large area of ​​the mountain wall to crack and turn into stone flakes.

Yang Zaozao took advantage of this time to catch up, waved his sleeves and tapped Yang Gui's acupoints.

"Run, run again?" Yang Guo's face looked particularly ferocious.

"Old Yang, you are really not afraid that our Yang family will have no descendants."

Yang Gui had not yet recovered from the flying stone, and was so frightened that he was covered in cold sweat.

"Little bastard, if I don't beat you to death, I'm afraid I'll make you angry to death first." Yang Guo gritted his teeth and said, "I asked you to practice swordsmanship in Shanxiang River, but you didn't go, right? I tricked you into eating roasted chicken, right? Here you go.

Uncle Diao drugged me, right? I haven’t suffered from your father’s ecstasy palm, right?”

As Yang Guo spoke, he waved his right sleeve and gave him a set of ecstasy palms, which made Yang Gui spin around on the ground like a top.

"Ouch, ouch, dad, don't smoke, ouch."

Yang Gui was wailing and arrogant: "The kung fu passed down by our ancient tomb sect master Lin is so graceful and graceful. Who can learn from your clumsy kung fu? Uncle Diao, why does it blame me for its greed? There are two in my chicken belly."

A pound of chicken is very fragrant. Two pounds of chicken is as fragrant as a pound of chicken. It’s strange that it doesn’t faint after eating it!”

Yang Gui had been a mine worker for a long time in his previous life, but in this life he was reborn as the only son of the Condor Heroes, and he was extraordinarily free to let himself go. From the time he learned to walk, his acting style was mainly known for his promiscuity, and he focused on making trouble.

Including but not limited to: pulling out the feathers of the divine eagle and roasting its wings, burning the old site of Chongyang Palace, making teppanyaki with a black iron sword, taking out the bird's nest of the divine eagle every day and asking why it has no eggs, and going to the nest of the divine eagle.

Li stuffed eggs and called Yang to come and tell him that Uncle Diao had a child. He roasted a bird in front of the divine eagle and tricked it into eating bird meat.

It is no exaggeration to say that in terms of beatings from Yang Guo, Yang Gui has been beaten harder than Jinlun Imperial Master in recent years.

The divine eagle has been expressing its desire to return to Jianzhong for a few years. It has lived for decades or centuries, and the crises it has encountered are not as bad as those in the past dozen or so years. It was Yang Guo who begged it so hard several times.

That’s why I stayed.

Today, Yang Guo forced Yang Gui to practice black iron swordsmanship under the waterfall, and asked the divine eagle to supervise it. As a result, Yang Gui stuffed all the incense he got from nowhere into the belly of the roasted chicken, tricked the divine eagle into eating it, and knocked him down.

Divine Eagle, I ran out to play by myself, and then the scene of the father and son chasing each other happened.

"You little bastard doesn't know what's good or bad!"

As the old saying goes, when a father sees that his son is still alive, he pulls out the seven wolves. Yang Guo's sleeves are much more ruthless than those of the seven wolves. One move is "unfounded worry" and the other is "retrograde". Yang Gui's whole body is swollen when he draws it:<

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"Can your father still harm you? How good is Patriarch Lin? If she comes back to life, I'm afraid she won't be able to beat your father with one hand. Senior Dugu's martial arts is such a level. I still feel that there is no end in sight. Compared with the Jade Girl's Heart Sutra

, isn’t the Jiuyin Manual much stronger?”

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"You really want to hit someone with both hands..."

Yang Gui whispered.

"Huh?"

Yang Guo's eyes widened and he was so frightened that Yang Gui swallowed back the second half of the sentence and changed his words: "No, dad, you are too stupid at that time. I think back then you were always a pretty boy wandering around the world. When you saw Yang Guo, you lost your life.

What about Uncle Li Mochou, Aunt Lu Wushuang, Aunt Cheng Ying, Aunt Gongsun Lue, Aunt Guo Fu..."

"You see, after practicing the martial arts of Senior Dugu, the Condor Heroes are invincible in the world, but there is only one child, Aunt Guo Xiang, who is not sensible enough for you to deceive. It can be seen that whether you are strong or not is temporary, and whether you are handsome or not is a lifelong matter."

"I'm going to fuck you!"

Yang Guo kicked Yang Gui on the butt, "What do you mean by lying? I did it to repay your kindness to Grandpa Guo. Who knew that the little girl was young and ignorant. I tell you, today you won't give me this black iron sword technique."

I'm going to practice, please be careful."

"Lao Yang, you'd better be careful yourself first."

Yang Gui, who was lying on the ground unable to move, suddenly laughed, with a malicious smile on his face.

Yang Guo suddenly felt a warning sign approaching, a chill rose from the bottom of his heart, and all the hair on his body stood up.

I thought he was invincible eighteen years ago, but now, eighteen years later, who can make him feel so dangerous?

There is and only one person.

Yang Guo turned around stiffly and saw Little Dragon Girl in white standing not far behind him, staring at him expressionlessly.

Obviously, she didn't miss a word of the conversation between father and son just now and listened to everything.

"Long'er..."

Yang Guo turned away stiffly, feeling that his face was even stiffer than when he wore Huang Yaoshi's mask many years ago.

"Guoer, I think you are still a little confused about the ancient tomb kung fu. Today I will teach you a lesson."

Xiao Longnu's voice has no fluctuations, just like AI voice.

"Well, actually, Patriarch Lin's kung fu is also very strong..."

Yang Guo tried to quibble.

"I said no, I just can't. Look at the sword!"

Xiao Longnu didn't care what he was doing. She swayed, with two swords in her hands, stabbing Yang Guo like lightning from the sky.

Yang Guo didn't dare to fight back, so he turned around and ran away.

Yang Gui was lying on the ground and he was laughing. Who said Xiao Longnu was not jealous? He had never seen Guo Xiang in the ancient tomb in these years, which explains the problem.

In fact, this is what Yang Gui has slowly figured out over the past sixteen years. In the past, this situation would have happened to the Condor Heroes couple. Their husband and wife were in true love, and the child was an accident.
To be continued...