Chapter 34: Impossible, even if you beat me to death, it’s impossible!
It didn't take long.
Outside the palace.
A dark purple carriage stopped outside the palace.
Then a middle-aged man wearing purple court clothes, with a heroic face but a resentful expression slowly stepped out of the carriage.
It is none other than Xu Tiande.
"Father, you have seen this. Why don't you tell me what is going on? Even if His Majesty asked me to go up to the mountain of swords and into the sea of fire, I would never frown. Even if you are like this
I didn’t say anything, but I, Old Xu, was so frightened in my heart.”
Xu Tiande ran all the way, caught up with Chen Zhili who was walking in front, and asked in a low voice.
Chen Zhili smiled and explained: "My lord, you really are overthinking this. Your Majesty really just wants to have a banquet with you."
"Then why didn't you see Mrs. Yang from the Yang Mansion?"
Xu Tiande looked around and asked.
"Your Majesty said that this is a family dinner. You have been His Majesty's playmate since childhood. This is His Majesty's unique favor to you."
Chen Zhili smiled softly. While speaking, the four young eunuchs in front walked up to a few people carrying a sedan.
Put down the sedan chair.
Chen Zhili looked at Xu Tiande and said, "Master, please get on the sedan."
"Hehehe...hehehe..."
Xu Tiande's face twitched.
The family dinner is here, and it’s in a sedan chair.
This designation is not good.
But there was nothing I could do but sit on it.
Not long after, under the leadership of Chen Zhili, four young eunuchs lifted up the sedan and took Xu Tiande through the periphery of the palace.
After passing the Gate of Supreme Harmony, we did not go straight to the Yangxin Hall where Zhao Chongyuan usually lived, but went straight to the Kunning Palace in the harem.
A moment.
Xu Tiande was even more panicked.
"Father, my heart is throbbing and hurting again."
"Come, Dr. Wang, let me give you acupuncture."
"No, I'll go. Isn't it okay if I go?"
Seeing this posture, Xu Tiande quickly waved his hand.
Good guy, you've made it clear that you won't let me go.
Just arrived at Kunning Palace.
Xu Tiande was stunned by the scene in front of him.
On the long table.
It is filled with delicacies from mountains and seas.
A famous palace maid and eunuch walked through it.
There are all kinds of exquisite pastries in his hands.
Placed on a long table.
At the other end of the long table, Zhao Chongyuan took off his dragon robe and sat on a chair in his regular clothes.
Watching Xu Tiande walk in.
Then he shouted with a smile: "Come on, come on, Tiande, sit down and eat?"
"Your Majesty, if you have anything to say, can you just say it directly? Don't make me, Old Xu, panic."
Xu Tiande had a sneer on his face.
Stand next to the table.
Neither sitting nor standing.
Especially Zhao Chongyuan specially changed into regular clothes at this moment.
Deep down, I felt even more inexplicably panicked.
Zhao Chongyuan glared and looked at Xu Tiande pretending to be reproachful, "It's just a meal, why can't I have a meal with you old brothers?"
He stood up and walked directly behind Xu Tiande, forcing Xu Tiande to sit on the stool.
Xu Tiande smiled sarcastically: "Your Majesty..."
But before Xu Tiande could finish speaking, Zhao Chongyuan interrupted Xu Tiande, looked at Xu Tiande reproachfully and said: "There are no kings and ministers here, so long as you and I are brothers, your name is Zhao Laosan, and I will call you Xu Erdezi.
"
The reason why Xu Tiande is called Xu Erdezi is mainly because Xu Tiande has a sister above him who is also married to Zhao Chongyuan.
It is precisely because of this that Xu Tiande's nickname has always been Xu Erdezi.
"Don't dare."
Xu Tiande quickly shook his head, but looked at Zhao Chongyuan with a serious face: "Your Majesty, the king is the king, the minister is the minister, and the minister is the minister. Your Majesty can call me Xu Erdezi, but I cannot call you by your nickname."
Upon hearing this, Zhao Chongyuan immediately became happy: "Hey, after three days of separation, we should look at each other with admiration, Xu Erdezi, we have never noticed that you are so well-behaved."
Xu Tiande smiled: "Hey, our daughter can teach us how to speak."
"Ruoyun, that girl is pretty good."
Zhao Chongyuan smacked his lips, and while eating, he waved his hand to Xu Tiande: "Sit down, why are you standing still?"
"Really eating?"
Xu Tiande was still a little worried and looked at Zhao Chongyuan carefully.
"It's really about eating."
Zhao Chongyuan said noncommittally, then raised his head and glanced at Xu Tiande: "If you don't want to eat, I will."
As he spoke, he groaned and said: "Hey, I still thought about going out incognito this time to bring you some specialties from all over the country, but you just look at me like this? It's boring, it's boring."
Zhao Chongyuan took a bite by himself, and then shouted to Queen Ma behind the curtain: "Ruying, Tiande thinks that we invited him to dinner because we are plotting against him, so don't cook your roasted goose for him.
He has no taste and is not worthy of eating."
Upon hearing this, the chopsticks in Xu Tiande's hand fell to the table with a clatter.
Then he quickly stood up and looked at Zhao Chongyuan with a stern face: "Your Majesty, just say what you have to say. You don't need to use this trick. I, Old Xu, will listen to whatever you say."
"Hey, you Xu Erdezi, what's wrong? I'm going to hurt you after eating your meal?"
Zhao Chongyuan was unhappy and stood up with his hands on his hips and looked at Xu Tiande.
Xu Tiande still looked at Zhao Chongyuan with a serious face: "Your Majesty, think about it, in all these years, how many times have we personally eaten the roast goose cooked by the Empress?"
Don't wait for Zhao Chongyuan to speak.
Xu Tiande pointed his fingers and said to Xu Tiande: "This is the first time. Fifteen years ago, Youzhou was in emergency. General Nan Chen and Chen Zhihu went south. You asked me to lead 150,000 troops to quickly support Youzhou. That was my first time." I ate the roast goose cooked by the Queen.
The second time, there was an emergency in Yanzhou. The barbarians from Mobei bypassed the Tianduan Mountains and made a surprise attack on Yanzhou. You asked me to lead the troops to stop them. That was the second time that I ate the roast goose cooked by the empress.
The third time, Liu Sanyuan in Qingzhou rebelled, and you asked me to lead the troops to defend Qiling. Before leaving, you also asked the Queen to cook roast goose for me.
Now it’s the fourth time.”
Having said this, Xu Tiande slapped his chest loudly: "You tell me where you want me to go this time. I will never frown."
"Hey, you're such a bad boy, can't I just treat you to a roast goose?"
Listening to Xu Tiande's words, Zhao Chongyuan felt angry and funny at the same time.
"cannot."
Xu Tiande frowned and replied: "Because I know that if your Majesty's personal ministers eat roast goose, it will definitely not do anything good."
"Hey, you Xu Erdezi."
Zhao Chongyuan was so angry that his teeth itched, he stood up and pointed at Xu Tiande, gritted his teeth, looked directly at Xu Tiande and said: "Okay, I will tell you directly, your sister-in-law has taken a liking to your family Ruoyun, and wants to give Ruoyun a ration. Lao Jiu, it’s up to you to decide.”
"What the hell?"
Xu Tiande was startled, his eyes widened, and he looked at Zhao Chongyuan in disbelief: "Sister Ma has fallen in love with my Ruoyun? Do you want Ruoyun to be betrothed to King Yan?"
"hold head high."
Zhao Chongyuan nodded noncommittally, "It's up to you."
Chapter completed!