【005】It's really not a cucumber
Rural conditions are very restrictive and there is no swimming pool, so when the weather is hot, the children in Nanping Village like to swim in the Zimu River that passes through the village. If you bring a piece of soap at home, it can be considered a bath.
After dinner, Li Qiang grabbed a towel and soap, put on his pants and was about to run out, but he suddenly discovered something different - the pants were too small.
He lowered his head and looked, wow, my goodness, this thing is actually so big under normal conditions? The pants that he wore before were a little too big are now full. But Li Qiang didn't feel embarrassed at all. On the contrary
, and I feel a little smug, after all, this is a symbol of man, isn’t it?
So, he walked towards the Zimu River so boldly and confidently.
Zimu River can be said to be the mother river of Nanping Village. Although some people with good conditions have dug wells, they still come here to wash rice and wash clothes. This seems to have become a habit.
After all, there is not much good TV these days. If you turn it over and over, there is only one CCTV. This makes life in the countryside very boring. The villagers' entertainment is not to do that in bed, but to gossip.
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Walking from a distance, Li Qiang saw many people standing near the water dispenser. Seeing the crowd, he was overjoyed and his pace involuntarily quickened.
"Hey, Li Qiang, what good stuff are you carrying in your crotch? It's so bulging!"
As soon as he approached the water machine, Wu Siping from the village shouted.
Li Qiang chuckled, thinking that my current job was really great, but it was hard for him to tell others about this kind of thing, so he ignored Wu Siping and looked at a woman about his age who was washing her hair by the ditch.
The child said: "Ji Guofang, there are so many men here, how dare you come here to wash your hair? Aren't you afraid that they will take advantage of you?"
The girl named Ji Guofang was not someone to be trifled with either. She blushed, let out a sigh, and spat: "You think everyone is the same as you. That thing is just like a dog. Dogs are still old enough."
It was just drafted at that time, you are thinking about it all the time. But the dog thing is very big, can you do it?"
Most of the girls in the countryside have very vicious mouths and dare to scold them. When she said this, Li Qiang screamed, raised his chest and said, "Huh, Ji Guofang, don't look down on others. Do you believe it?"
Don’t you believe I’m going to scream at you right now?”
"Bah, you are like this and you want to kill me? Dream on! It's better to go back and find the sows in your pigsty!" Ji Guofang laughed, but at the same time he got up. She is a girl after all, saying this
The words were already very bold.
"Hey, hey, don't run away if you have the guts..." Li Qiang felt angry when he saw Ji Guofang running away, thinking that I am so lively now that one day I will make you, a sharp-tongued little bitch, cry and beg for mercy.
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Everyone laughed when they saw Li Qiang being laughed at by Ji Guofang.
"Why are you laughing? Believe it or not, I will beat you up?" Li Qiang rolled his eyes and showed a cruel look. As soon as he said the cruel words, those young men all closed their mouths and did not dare to speak.
This Li Qiang is a beast. He is so powerful that even two adults could not beat him, and he is a rare match among his peers. This guy also has a bad temper, and almost all the children in the village were beaten by him.
The parents of these people often came to the Li family's house to complain to Li Yufeng.
Seeing that everyone had shut up, Li Qiang jumped into the ditch with satisfaction.
"Xiao Fei, why are you taking a bath alone?" Li Qiang saw that there was a child in the ditch. This child was chubby, with this silly smile on his face, his eyes did not look like a normal person, and his mouth was drooling.
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"My mother was washing clothes by the river, she brought me here!" Xiao Fei pointed to the Zimu River below with his chubby finger.
Li Qiang looked over and saw that there was indeed a woman washing clothes there. This woman's name was Guo Yuzhen, and she was also one of the most beautiful women in Nanping Village. However, this woman's reputation was not very good. It was rumored that she was having an affair with another man.
Li Qiang doesn't know whether it's true or false.
But in his heart, he was thinking about this woman. The hallmarks of this woman were her good looks and good looks, especially her plump ass, which could make men drool just by looking at her.
Li Qiang heard others say that women with big butts have strong needs. Thinking of this, he couldn't help but move his eyes downwards.
In everyone's surprise, he climbed ashore from the ditch and walked directly towards the water platform by the Zimu River.
"Aunt Yuzhen, where are you doing the laundry?" Li Qiang shouted loudly. Just thinking about Guo Yuzhen's good work, he had already reacted to his work. In order to attract Guo Yuzhen's attention, he deliberately rubbed the big guy a few times.
The entire crotch of the pants was pushed up, as if a big cucumber was stuffed inside.
"Well, yes, Qiangzi, what are you..." Guo Yuzhen wiped the sweat from her forehead. As soon as she turned around, she saw the changes in Li Qiang's crotch. She was so shocked that she couldn't say the following words. Her big eyes stared blankly.
Stare at Li Qiang.
Li Qiang felt proud, this woman is indeed not a serious person as others said, but it's okay, I finally got you.
"Aunt Yuzhen, what's wrong with you?" Li Qiang asked deliberately, with a wicked smile on his lips.
"You stinky boy, what are you doing with a cucumber in your crotch?" Guo Yuzhen rolled her eyes at Li Qiang and said. In fact, she can't blame Guo Yuzhen, because Li Qiang's body is really weirdly tight now, and it doesn't look like what a human should be.
Some guys.
Li Qiang stopped listening and said, "Auntie, you are such a mouthful. If you don't believe me, just touch and see if it is true or not!"
Guo Yuzhen looked around, smiled coquettishly, and said softly: "You little naughty boy, you want to take advantage of me? Before your hair even grows, you want to imitate other people's desire for women." After that, she continued to wash clothes.
Pay attention to Li Qiang.
Li Qiang was anxious because he was mistrusted by others. Although he often lied, he could not bear it now that others did not believe him if he did not lie.
But Guo Yuzhen seemed to be determined that he was lying to her, so what should he do? Li Qiang thought about it, and suddenly, when he saw Zimuhe, his eyes lit up and his face was filled with smiles.
With a "pop", Li Qiang dived into the Zimu River like a fish. With such a sudden jump, all the water splashed onto Guo Yuzhen's body and wet her aunt.
"You little bitch, you used a cucumber to deceive me, and now you've made me all wet. If you do it, I will settle the score with you!" Guo Yuzhen stood up angrily, with her left hand on her hips and her right hand holding the
Bangchui, a bit spicy.
Li Qiang stood up in the water, spit out the water in his mouth, smiled, and said: "Aunt Yuzhen, don't be angry, you will be happy when you see what I give you!"
When Guo Yuzhen saw him still saying this, she thought to herself, you are a bad boy with no hair, and you are like this and you still want to lie to me. If I don’t teach you a lesson today, my surname is Guo!
"Okay, I won't hit you, but if you can't come up with anything, don't blame me for turning against you!"
A note to readers:
Chapter completed!