I have been a caveman for three months, and I have to go to the palace to steal things every now and then. My life has become more and more ridiculous.

Speaking of which, I have searched many times but haven't found her piggy pillow, which is really annoying. People like to hold it when they sleep, so they can fall asleep quickly. Forget it, I will sneak in and look for it again tonight.

Anyway, I’m going to chat with the Queen tonight.

The Queen’s birthday is such an interesting day.

How could Qin'er not make a scene?

After the trouble, she patted her butt and rolled away, hehe! Let her swim in the green mountains and green waters.

Oh, by the way, the big gift I prepared will be thrown into her pile of gifts later. It is guaranteed to be a full surprise, haha.

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"Empress, Empress, I don't dare to do it anymore, I don't dare to do it anymore! Please give me another chance." Juxian crawled to the feet of Sima Mingyu who was sitting in front of the hall, kowtowed and begged for mercy.

His eyes were filled with tears of panic and fear.

"Don't you like men? Ha! I will give you one today! Satisfy your desires."

"The Queen."

"I will grant you a meal with Eunuch Chang!"

"The queen doesn't want it." Juxian glanced at the fat, old and ugly eunuch next to him. The skin on his face was frowning, and he looked so scary.

"Thank you for your grace." Eunuch Chang glanced at Juxian with evil intentions.

"I beg the Queen to take back my life. I know I was wrong. I beg the Queen to give me a chance. I will never dare to do it again. The Queen..."

"I have given you my decree, and there is no room for regret. If you ask me to take back my order, are you disobeying my decree?" Sima Mingyu slammed the table.

Juxian was so frightened that he trembled into a ball and kowtowed frequently.

"That's it, Eunuch Chang, do you know what to do?"

"My slave obeys your orders."

"Queen, Queen, please spare my life..."

"Hmph! With your lowly status, you still want to get involved with the emperor's noble body. You are lucky that I didn't kill you. Take her away, Eunuch Chang."

"Yes." Eunuch Chang picked up the crying woman and dragged her out.

"If it weren't for my birthday today, it would be inappropriate to let blood go out. How could I have spared your life?" The queen raised her chin and walked out of the door proudly. She extended her hand to Caihe to support her, "That Taoist priest said

Are you coming?"

"It's passed on, my dearest lady."

"Yeah. I'll let him clean up my dormitory later. It's best to catch those innocent souls and send them to the eighteenth level of hell, where they will never be reincarnated."

"Yes! I will go and give instructions to the Taoist priest now."

"Are you worried that the ghost of the Imperial Concubine will come out and cause trouble again on this special day?"

"I'm not afraid of people, so I'm afraid of her, an innocent soul? Humph! But don't let the emperor see it."

"Yes, I will handle it carefully."

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The show begins so quickly.

In the front courtyard of Jinxiu Palace, hundreds of tables were opened and filled with concubines and courtiers. They all came forward one after another to congratulate, and they were full of ingratiating smiles.

Qin'er didn't see anyone familiar, and the emperor didn't seem to be here either.

Carrying her little black bag, she climbed up the eaves quickly and followed the familiar path.

Are you not familiar with it? I came here on the 15th day of the Lunar New Year to cause trouble for the Queen. She, a little fool like me, could leave the Splendid Palace with her eyes closed.

Climb over the wall and run neatly into the dark night.

A strange sound of copper bells aroused my little curiosity, and I followed the sound all the way to find the queen's bedroom.

In the spacious bedroom.

There was just a strange Taoist priest wearing a small square hat, dancing in the hall. He had a copper bell in his left hand and a mahogany sword in his right hand. While waving the bell, he danced the sword uncoordinatedly with his hands and feet as if he was having a stroke.

Qin'er stretched out her hand to cover her small mouth and stamped her feet on the ground with laughter.

No way?

Is this old man here to capture the heroic spirit of the imperial concubine?

Is that how he files?

Great! Go over and tease him! Qin'er changed her mind and immediately teleported into the temple, smiling and standing behind the dancing Taoist priests.

When he suddenly turned around, he jumped up like a convulsion and shouted, "Monster! I finally let the poor man catch you!"

Qin'er covered her mouth to hold back her wild laughter.

The old man picked up a broken bowl and drank a large amount of water, then squirted it towards her.

"Wow, it's so dirty!" Qin'er dodged and saw that the Taoist priest's peach wood sword raised a cloud of sparks and swung it towards her. She quickly turned around and waved her little hand, causing the Taoist priest's broken sword to burn with high heat.

The Taoist priest was so frightened that he dropped his sword and took out three talismans from his waist.

Qin'er jumped up and ran outside.

"Monster! Let's see where you are going." The old Taoist grabbed the magic talisman and just stepped out. He was tripped by Qin'er who stretched out his short legs. He was like a dog chewing mud. He fell to the point of disgrace and became angry with shame.

He jumped up and saw Qin'er running up to the roof, clapping her hands and jumping back and forth.

He was so angry that he suddenly took out a Bagua Demon Mirror from his waist...

"Monster! Get down and die!"

"Boom!" A burst of hot light hit his face, burning the Bagua mirror in his hand black. The Taoist priest himself was also scorched, with only the whites of his eyes rolling back and forth on his face.

"Oh my god..." The Taoist priest dropped the Bagua mirror and ran to a crowded place in a panic.

In the front courtyard of Jinxiu Palace, guests were seated all around.

Only a large space was left in the middle for people to play and sing. A troupe was invited to do somersaults and acrobatics, and the atmosphere was very lively.

The queen smiled and nodded frequently, but with a trace of anger on her lips, she lowered her voice and asked Caihe, "Isn't the emperor here yet?"

"No, my dear."

The queen's fingers almost crushed the teacup.

At this time, I saw someone walking by holding a brocade box full of gifts. I caught a glimpse of one of the gift boxes with lotus leaf-shaped packaging that was very exquisite and unique. "Wait a minute, bring that to me."

"Your Majesty." The slave presented it to her.

Caihe unpacked it for her and opened the lid.

There was a sudden scream, the box fell to the ground, and a bloody ear fell out.

The whole place mutinied.

The queen's expression changed drastically.

At this moment, the dead Taoist priest with a gray face who kept patting the bright and dark lights on his clothes, shoes and hats jumped over the fence like a dog jumping over the wall and jumped into the field! An old face that was dark and musty, with the whites of his eyes turned up comically

Turn over.

Everyone burst out laughing.

When Lao Dao saw the queen sitting in the first seat, he pounced towards her and screamed, "No, no, no, empress, this evil spirit is too ferocious! I am no match for her! I will leave first."

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The old Taoist rubbed oil on the soles of his feet and walked away after saying that.

Everyone was in an uproar. The queen screamed, "Taoist priest, Taoist priest! Why did you just leave like that? Taoist priest!!"

Giggling echoed down from the eaves.

Everyone looked up in fear, and at this glance, under the moonlight, they saw Qin'er, who was dressed in white, wearing black silk waist-high, jumping up and down, clapping her hands and laughing.

"Your Majesty... it's the resentful spirit of the Imperial Concubine that has appeared! The Imperial Concubine must be too resentful, and she stayed in the palace and refused to leave!" Caihe was so frightened that he crawled down and kowtowed frequently, "Imperial Concubine, have mercy on me."

Imperial Concubine, spare your life! It’s none of Caihe’s business! Imperial Concubine, you can go wherever you want, Caihe will definitely burn more paper money for you!”

He suddenly raised his head and saw that the imperial concubine had already come to him and the empress with a smile.

Caihe screamed!

The queen also fell to the ground with a bang, and the evil man was trembling beside the chair.

Qin'er waved her right hand openly.

The queen was thrown into the air, soaring into the sky like a balloon, screaming from the ground. As soon as her hand sank, she suddenly slid down from a height of tens of meters, like a roller coaster, with ups and downs. What was terrible was that there was no trace of it.

During the time interval, there was almost no time to take a breath, and the heart was kept so high that it almost burst.

Qin'er ran to the opposite roof, jumped up and down mischievously, took out a pair of brown glasses made of special material from her backpack and put them on the bridge of her nose. She pressed the button with her fingers and made the queen fly up and down in a messy manner. All the palace ladies and ministers were anxious.

Hoho picked up her ugly behavior and took pictures one by one.
To be continued...