There is an old saying that people rely on their clothes. This is true. The same person wearing different clothes will give people a different impression!

But what if the other person is not a human?

A certain penguin boss once said: Giant pandas and pigs are equally lazy and have the same four legs and one head, but why are their destinies so different?

Because the giant panda paid money to buy the skin!

Skin determines destiny!

In other words, this Penguin boss also agrees with the saying that people rely on clothes. Even in his eyes, not only people rely on clothes, but also game characters and giant pandas!

And the same is true for Big Brother!

He just jumped out of the stone and was a golden-haired monkey with thick hair. He looked like this and could only be regarded as average.

Not cute!

Not handsome!

Not cool!

Not domineering either!

But when he went to the East China Sea, he turned into a handsome and domineering monkey wearing gold chain mail, a purple gold crown with wind wings on his head, lotus root silk on his feet, and a wishful golden hoop in his hand.

Golden and black chainmail, flashy boots, an even flashier hat, and two extremely slender phoenix feathers on top of his head.

The Ruyi golden cudgel in the hand is of Ruyi size, length and weight. Coupled with the pair of very spiritual eyes, no matter who sees it, they will only praise it - What a monkey!

Then this handsome monkey was accused!

The Dragon King of the East China Sea sued him for home invasion and robbery, claiming that this act had seriously damaged the feelings of the creatures in the East China Sea!

Yama of the Tenth Palace sued him for privately changing the book of life and death and causing trouble in the Palace of Hell. He was a rebel!

Originally there was going to be a fight, but Taibai Jinxing came out and slipped away, and the senior brother became Bi Mawen, a well-established member of the system.

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But the catastrophe is unreasonable and not easy to resolve, so the senior brother descended to earth not long after, and gave himself the title of Monkey King, and defeated Li Jing's 100,000 heavenly soldiers and generals.

Then he was recruited again by Taibai Jinxing and became the real Monkey King.

Well, he is responsible for guarding the peach feast!

Let a monkey guard the peach orchard?

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However, just now, Senior Brother learned about the list of guests for this Peach Fair. All the gods and immortals were involved, but he was not!

Anger arises from courage!

Certainly!

After giving the order, the Seven Fairies could not move.

The seven fairies wearing red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple clothes are certainly very beautiful, but in the eyes of the senior brother, they are just like that.

It’s not even as good-looking as the female monkey in Huaguo Mountain!

And then the monkey steals the peach!

The flat peach itself is not valuable, it just has a great reputation. Especially after the ancient method was replaced by the modern method, the flat peach has become a commodity on the street.

In the past, when ancient methods were popular, even true immortals might not be able to live forever. At that time, flat peaches were in hot demand, but now that true immortals have cultivated the power of the world, every true immortal can naturally live forever as long as they do not suffer the Yuan Hui Tribulation.

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So much so that the famous flat peach has gone from being very popular among true immortals back then to now being eaten by most of the heavenly beings.

Celestial beings need flat peaches to stay alive, but true immortals don’t!

In the words of a real immortal who did not want to be named: Without flat peaches, you cannot live forever. What kind of rubbish is this? Is it worthy of being called an immortal?

One bite at a time!

Some peach masters even only took one bite. Fortunately, the quality of flat peaches is extraordinary and they melt in the mouth. Even if there is only one bite, all the medicinal power will enter the body directly, so it is not a waste.

But as I kept eating, it became boring.

After the initial freshness passed, the senior brother frowned and left the Peach Banquet. Taking one step forward, he began to drink fine wine and jade dew, and began to eat as much as he could. After eating, he came to Tushita Palace!

It wasn't until he entered the Tushita Palace that he took a deep breath!

Ever since he fixed the Seven Fairies, he felt like someone was staring at him. It was as if that person was always looking at him from behind. His scorching gaze, without concealment, could almost melt him!

"You are so stingy! You are so stingy! Didn't you just eat some peaches? You are staring at me like a prisoner. You are really not a son of a man!"

With a sneer, Xiaomeng covered her mouth and smiled: "This peach party is a private banquet for the Queen Mother. Who can be invited or not is all a matter of a word from the Queen Mother."

"Even if you are the emperor of heaven, as long as the queen doesn't want to invite you, you still can't participate in the Peach Blossom Fair. But you, the great sage, ruined the Peach Blossom Fair. This is not saving any face for the queen. How can you stand here well now?

, it already shows how tolerant the empress is!"

"Yes, yes, I think my empress was like this back then. She was a ruthless person who could kill from the Kunlun Mountains in the east to the Sumeru Mountains in the west with a split-view sword." As he spoke, Tianpeng gave a thumbs up.

My whole body trembled for a moment.

"You young people always want to make big things happen. Fortunately, the empress is more gentle now and starts to talk sense, otherwise..."

After shaking his head, he took out a purple gold gourd in front of his senior brother, pulled out the stopper of the gourd, and ate a golden elixir. He chewed it while saying, "Well, this medicine is not weak. Just take one."

You can get the magic power of the emperor for one calamity."

Seeing this scene, the senior brother's eyes widened immediately, and he snatched the purple gourd over: "Hey, you are nothing like Tianpeng. I, the old grandson, will soon cause trouble in the heavenly palace, and even fight with the gods in heaven."

, you even secretly take this kind of elixir? Do you still have any conscience? "

conscience?

What is this?

At this moment, Tianpeng lowered his head, looked at his belly, stretched out his hands to rub it, and shook his head affirmatively: "Conscience is not important, you give me half of this golden elixir, and I will give you a trick

How is your son?"

"Besides, I don't believe your nonsense. At the critical moment, maybe just a pill can determine success or failure."

"Haha, one pill is only the emperor's magic power for one calamity. It looks very strong, but it is just that. Even if you take a double dose of the pill, there will be more people in heaven who can suppress you with one hand than two hands.

, do you believe it or not?”

The senior brother said he didn't want to pay attention to you and rolled his eyes.

"Niece Xiaomeng, does your Majesty have any plans?"

Hearing this, Xiaomeng shook his head repeatedly, like a rattle, and at the same time took a step back to open the distance between the two parties: "Your Majesty is the Great Water Officer of the Heavenly Court, the de facto emperor, how could he have anything to do with you, a traitor who is about to rebel against heaven?

?Great Sage, please do not frame His Majesty."

Just when the senior brother rolled his eyes, Xiao Meng continued: "But although His Majesty has nothing to do with the rebels, Grandpa Sun has something to do with you, the Great Sage!"

"Huh? My old man, Sun, said that Mr. Sun is different from other people. He is a truly good person. Although he has always been doing experiments on me, I know that he is a kind and good person."

When he said the word "good person", the senior brother saw the affectionate smile on Xiaomeng's face. Could it be that there was something wrong with Sun Simiao?

"Yes, Grandpa Sun is a good man, but you, a traitor, are deliberately doing bad things! You took advantage of Grandpa Sun's unpreparedness, knocked him out, and even took away the medicine from King Dongtian's laboratory.

Lots of experimental results!”

Having said this, Xiaomeng took out a Qiankun bag and handed it to the senior brother, and began to explain: "Most of these experimental results are extremely dangerous things. If you are not careful, you will be killed."

It can kill true immortals, even the Heavenly Lord can easily die once, and some things can disgust them even if the Emperor comes."

After looking at the good things in the Qiankun bag, the senior brother nodded affirmatively, isn't it just taking the blame? I'm the best at this!

"Anyway, I'm already a heinous traitor. I destroyed the Queen Mother's Peach Blossom Society, violated heaven's rules, and went down to heaven to prepare to attack heaven. I've already committed so many crimes, and I don't care about one more. But Xiaomeng

Niece, are there any good things you haven’t brought out yet?”

Ahem

After coughing, Xiaomeng also took out an elixir, but this elixir didn't smell like medicine, and essentially had nothing to do with the elixir.

"This elixir looks like a golden elixir, but it is actually a system, no, it is a comprehensive reaction system. After taking it, this elixir can monitor all changes in the body of the great saint in real time, and naturally it can also be used to obtain those dangerous experimental products.

First-hand data from that time.”

This kind of experimental data directly on real immortals is rare.

In Great Qin, the reputation of major laboratories is getting worse and worse!

Especially those elite true immortals. Unless their lives are unbearable, few are willing to cooperate with them in experiments. Although the rewards for experiments are extremely generous, the psychological shadow is also very powerful.

And now that all the true immortals in heaven are about to become experimental subjects, where can such great things be found?

"In addition, Mr. Han Feizi will lead the bachelors and bachelors in the big library system to conduct real-time analysis day and night. No matter what kind of formation or enemy they encounter, they will do it in the shortest possible time.

I will help you, the Great Sage, to analyze the most appropriate solution."
To be continued...