Chapter 423: Escape from Mixiang Island
Liu Sanqing knew that Ou Yan was not joking, so she hurriedly leaned into her ear and said, "Princess, don't argue with these common people. The price is too low, and they will murmur, just like a wild dog farting."
Ou Yan burst into laughter, grabbed Liu San's ears and said, "Have you ever heard a wild dog fart so loudly?!"
Liu San saw that Ou Yan had lost her temper and said quickly: "Oh, oh, these are two wild dogs that have eaten crotons. Naturally, their farts are smelly and loud. Well, they smell so stinky!"
Ou Yan let go of his ears, covered her mouth and nose, and kept giggling, as if to hide her laughter from being heard by the five immortals behind her, and to avoid the smell of shit Liu San said.
Seeing that she was no longer angry, Liu San quickly waved to the altar, and two cold lights flew towards the two farmers. The two farmers covered the back of their heads and said in surprise: "Who hit me?! Who hit me!"
They looked at each other and didn't dare to speak anymore, fearing that some gods would hear their complaints and cause misfortune.
Liu San swept the altar again, and a roast chicken, a plate of beef, a plate of green fruits, a plate of smoked fish, and a jar of old wine flew up into the air.
He said to Ou Yan: "Sister Ou, let's go, you are hungry too."
By chance, Liu San's stomach growled again. Ou Yan couldn't help it, and she bent over with laughter and couldn't straighten up. She nodded, indicating that Liu San could leave.
The two slowly flew away from the altar. The two farmers saw several saucers flying in the air, but could not see any people, and their faces turned pale with fear.
When the five loose immortals on Mixiang Island saw Ou Yan and Liu San fighting, they didn't dare to disturb them. They saw them fly to the center of the banyan forest and dive into the forest.
The island owner said: "Thank you for your hard work tonight. Please guard the forest and don't scare the princess. Otherwise, our lives will be in danger."
The immortals nodded and dispersed around the forest to guard.
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Ou Yan and Liu San flew back to the thatched shed, and the dishes and old wine fell steadily on the grass.
Ou Yan chuckled and reached out to sweep away. Several dishes and bowls immediately emitted a bright light, illuminating the surroundings of the forest.
Liu San was very hungry, so he grabbed the roast chicken and tore one leg open. But Ou Yan stopped him and said, "Hey, this is not fun, you have to accompany me to punch and drink. If you win, you will eat food, if you lose, you will drink, and you will eat up."
chestnut."
After saying that, she already had two small wine glasses in her hands, which she had brought back from the altar just now. Liu San couldn't help but argue.
"What does eating chestnuts mean?" Liu San looked at the delicious food on the ground and his mouth watered.
Unexpectedly, Ou Yan flicked out a finger and a starlight flew out. Liu San let out an ouch and felt a sharp pain in his head.
"This is the chestnut. Didn't you give it to two farmers to taste it just now?" Ou Yan said proudly.
Liu San smiled apologetically, filled two glasses of wine, and asked again: "Can you do boxing?"
This is what Liu San is good at. As early as on Nan'ao Island, their gang of gangsters often drank and boxed.
Ou Yan rolled her eyes at Liu San and said: "Just remember the formula. If you can't tell the formula, you will lose. The formula is: joy at first sight, Erbaohua, Sandaolian, tetracycline, gallnut, Liushenyuan,
Seven grains of powder, eight treasure pills, and nine chives (nine) cabbage seeds are all powerful tonics."
Liu San quickly memorized some formulas, and Ou Yan already stretched out her white and tender palms, inviting him to start the stroke.
"Hello, brothers!" Liu San stretched out his palm and shouted loudly.
Unexpectedly, Ou Yan raised her finger again and gave him a bang!
"Oh, eldest sister, eldest sister, where did I go wrong again?!" This time, Liu San avoided the starlight.
But Ou Yan glared angrily, pointed at his nose and said: "You are not allowed to say good things to me, brothers. You have to say good things to me and sisters! Also, you are not allowed to hide from Baoli! Otherwise, you will be punished with three drinks!"
Liu San frowned and nodded honestly.
But Ou Yan forced him to drink three cups at once. With his empty stomach, Liu San felt a burning sensation in his abdomen after three cups of soju.
"How's it going, sisters!" The two of them started punching each other, but Liu San made the mistake of shouting as soon as he opened his mouth, shouting: "Six or six, it's good!"
He yelled another wreath formula, and Ouyan chuckled: "Just drink!"
She stretched out her finger, and another burst of chestnut flew onto Liu San's head.
I played this game seven or eight times, but Liu San always made mistakes, memorizing the formulas incorrectly, or Ou Yan caught him on trumped-up charges and fined him with wine and chestnuts.
Liu San drank ten glasses of wine in a row and watched Ou Yan pick up the beef jerky to taste it, but he drank so much that he had a fever. If it had been any other time, he would have stopped playing.
But facing the eldest princess of the Imperial Capital Island, he didn't have the slightest courage to play tricks. He just knew that he couldn't continue to lose. If he continued to lose, he would have to get drunk if he drank on an empty stomach.
He tried his best to wake himself up, slowly became familiar with the formula, and shouted: "Eight Treasure Pills!"
Ou Yan reacted very quickly. She yelled "Qi Li San" and quickly retracted her finger. Liu San did not expect Ou Yan to be cunning and said loudly: "Sister Ou, you are bullying me."
He wanted to get angry, but when the words came to his lips, he pretended to cry.
Seeing his helpless expression, Ou Yan clapped her hands happily and said with a smile: "Haha, mistress, you are confused and becoming more and more lovable!"
Liu San looked at the delicious food on the floor and swallowed again. He grabbed the chicken leg, chewed it and said, "I won't play anymore, it's your turn to drink."
Ou Yan was afraid that he wouldn't play with her, so she quickly said: "Okay, okay, mistress, my sister will stop bullying you after drinking this drink."
After drinking this glass of wine, she really stopped cheating.
Liu San ate the chicken legs and his stomach felt better. In addition, he became familiar with Ou Yan's formula, and gradually won more and lost less. After all, this is a skill he has been good at since he was a child.
After drinking for more than an hour, both of them drank a lot of wine. Liu San ate most of the dishes, leaving only empty plates.
The boss's wine jar was empty, and both of them were a little tipsy.
Ou Yan, in particular, was obviously not a good drinker. She stood up in confusion, climbed up to the hut, and said, "My dear, I'm going to bed first. You put away the dishes. I don't like sloppiness the most."
Although Liu San drank too much and was shaking his head and standing unsteadily, he was still conscious. He said with a smile: "Sister, just rest, the mistress will take care of it."
He waved his hand, rolled up the dishes, and flew up into the sky above the forest, flew to the altar, and placed the dishes and jars beside the altar.
Mixiang Island is really a big island. Two hours have passed, and the island is still full of torches, and farmers are still coming in an endless stream to pay tribute.
Liu San saw that the Sanxian who was watching all around were still awake. They all clasped their fists and saluted Liu San in awe.
When Liu Sanfei returned to the woods, Ou Yan was already fast asleep.
She was lying in the grass shed, her broad white feather wings folded under her body, and her exquisite figure exuded a faint body fragrance in the night.
Liu San thought of his first time. Ou Yan's charm was definitely higher than that of the river demon.
But Liu San is not a fool, and he knows that this woman cannot move around. Although he likes beautiful women, he is definitely not a pervert. This is the difference between Liu San and other ruffians.
He quietly approached Ou Yan's hut, smelled the smell of alcohol coming out of her nose, and looked at her face, which was stained red by the old wine, and smiled uncomfortably.
His eyes fell on the bright stone necklace on Ou Yan's neck again.
Reaching out to touch it, the necklace was cold and smooth. Each stone was a hexahedron, but each stone was different.
What kind of spiritual stone necklace is this? Liu San shook his head and had no time to think about it.
Liu San lay down by the hut, took out the medicine bag, took out a pinch of Ecstasy, and sprinkled it gently in front of Ou Yan's nose. He didn't need to sprinkle too much. People who drank alcohol were very confused, so they only needed a little.
Ecstasy helped her sleep more soundly.
Ou Yan, who is sleeping soundly, shows a wild charm.
It's just that he has the entrustment of Grandpa Beggar, and Ou Yan is Nan Di's woman, so there is no way they can be together.
Thinking of this, he patted his head hard and murmured: "Get away quickly, don't get entangled with this devil."
He chanted the flying spell, slowly flew into the sky, and flew away from Mixiang Island. Then he took out the fish bone sword and let the big sword carry him to Yueya Island.
Chapter completed!