The little eunuch pretended to be secretive. He wanted to drink tea for a while, eat Yexiao for a while, and pretended to look up and admire the calligraphy and paintings on the wall of the new house with his hands behind his back. He also pointed out to the lady: This is the original work of Tang Bohu, and that one is Wang Xizhi's writings are all about the quality of the furniture, the layout of the new house, pointing out the stars in the sky and talking about them, but he just doesn't go to bed. There is nothing like the eagerness of the groom.

The young lady's heart sank, her face was troubled, and she advised softly: "My lord, it's getting late, go to bed and get some rest!"

The young eunuch grinned and said, "Why are you so anxious, madam? Are you afraid that you won't be able to eat the meat?"

"No, I want you to go to bed now!" the lady said deliberately coquettishly

"I know that my wife is always worried about me. She is afraid that I am a fake. It is better to be respectful than to obey my orders. I am coming up, so please be careful!"

After saying that, the little eunuch began to take off his clothes one by one. First he took off his coat, then took off his coat, put on his shoes, put on his socks, touched here and there, looking absent-mindedly. This process alone took almost half an hour.

The young lady was so anxious that although she didn't dare to look directly at her fiery eyes, she kept peeping at the little eunuch with her peripheral vision. The last thing she had was a small trousers, covered with half a foot of blue cloth, and dimly lit by red candles. The groom was dodging around, but she didn't see anything. clear

As soon as the little eunuch got into bed, Shangguan Xue reached out her hand as anxiously as a spark of fire, but the groom knew it and asked:

"Madam, what are you looking for?"

"What am I looking for? What else can I look for? If you marry a chicken, follow the chicken, if you marry a dog, follow the dog. If I marry a eunuch by mistake, my whole life will be over!" said the young lady with a smile.

"You're right, I'm really a eunuch," Pan You'an said seriously.

"What, what, what did you say?" Shangguan Xue Yigulu rolled over from the bed and got up.

"Why are you panicking?" The little eunuch smiled mischievously and said, "Just listen to what I have to say!"

The young lady refused and said in a stern tone: "You have made it clear. How can I not be anxious when marrying a eunuch in bed?"

"I am a eunuch, but I am different from other eunuchs."

"What's the difference?" the lady asked urgently.

"I have one more thing than other eunuchs."

"what?"

"It's what you want. If you don't believe me, just touch it here." The little eunuch grabbed the young lady's little hand and guided it to his crotch.

As soon as the young lady touched the object, she hurriedly struggled to release it as if it was burning. Then she put her hand back there carefully and gently stroked the cute little rabbit. Her eyes suddenly filled with tears. Her heart finally fell into place, and the emperor finally opened his eyes and allowed her to marry a well-equipped man.

"Are you relieved now?" the little eunuch made a face and asked with a smile.

The lady nodded with tears in her eyes and said with a smile: "Guanren, you are so kind! So you are not a eunuch?"

The little eunuch couldn't help but climbed up on the young lady's body and said:

"I'm not lying to you, I'm actually a eunuch."

The lady groaned and said incoherently: "I don't care if you are a eunuch or not! As long as you have... oh... that will be fine."

Just at this time, suddenly there was a loud shout in the courtyard, and the lanterns and torches illuminated the window panes brightly. The firelight flickered like daylight, and someone knocked on the door. The person who spoke was Shangguan Xue's maid:

"Miss, a large group of officers and soldiers are here, saying they want to capture the criminal eunuch."

"Damn, I came at the wrong time. It would have been a little later." The little eunuch slowed down his movements and cursed in a loud voice.

Shangguan Xue held her husband's chest with both hands and said with a smile: "Forget it, officer. I'm so distracted and frightened right now. What can I do? Why don't you wait a moment and come right away after I send them away?"

Didn’t you just say that you were worried that you wouldn’t be able to eat it if you had meat?”

The little eunuch stopped him and said, "Aren't they here to arrest the eunuch? I'll go out and let them arrest me."

"Dare!" the young lady said while getting dressed, "Whoever dares to touch a hair of my husband, I will take his head off!"

"I won't do it if you ask me to hide under the quilt and be a coward! Who am I afraid of?" the little eunuch said bravely.

"Sir, please be confused for a while. I will be back soon. Be obedient. Lie down on the bed and don't move. I will let you come forward when it's time for you to come forward." After that, the lady hurried away.

The leader of the army is Feng Jingang again.

Lao Feng adhered to the Prime Minister's instructions, mixed with some personal selfish thoughts, so he worked extra hard in the prison capture operation. This operation is related to his bright future, wealth and life. If he succeeds, he will be brilliant, if he fails, he will suffer disaster, not to mention the little eunuch.

If he didn't let him go, even Wang Shugui wouldn't be able to pass it. After being promoted by Prime Minister Wang and appointed as the deputy commander-in-chief of the Capture and Supervision Bureau, he decided to risk his life and fight to the death with the little eunuch, and separated a man and a woman.

He knew the whereabouts of the little eunuch almost like the back of his hand, but he was always half a step too late. The reward amount posted on the notice had risen to one thousand taels of gold, 500 taels for those who provided clues, and 800 taels for those who helped capture the prisoner.

Two, one thousand taels for those who capture and bring the young eunuch to justice or kill him off his horse

There are advantages and disadvantages to offering huge rewards, and some even pretend to be eunuchs and send their wives to the government, claiming that this is the eunuch they want. If you don't believe it, you can take off your pants and check. She must have been cleansed. During this time, someone else sent her.

There are many Erweizi, those with genital problems, and even some stone girls...

Lao Feng pushed all these complicated things to the nerd Wen Shichang and the idiot Lion Head, while he dressed lightly and followed the little eunuch closely, not afraid of him flying into the sky.

Eight of the nine unsuccessful guests (one of whom had a mental problem due to excessive sadness) jointly reported to the government office that the young eunuch had just escaped into Shuanglong Village and married Shangguan Xue, the daughter of the village owner, on the same day.

The prefect didn't believe it, and slapped each of the messengers eight times in the ear, saying that they were jealous, jealous, and did not correctly deal with the fact that they had lost the election.

Able to do things: Isn't it the same as a horse laying eggs and a donkey crowing if a eunuch can visit the church and get married?

The eight unlucky informants, who did not get a reward of one or two taels, and were almost charged with false accusations, impersonating official funds, causing trouble over nothing, etc., ran away one by one. As soon as they left the Yamen Gate, they bumped into Feng Jingang.

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Although Feng Jingang knew the identity of the little eunuch, because he had seen the young eunuch peeing on a horse, he was very worried about this, so he always suspected that the little eunuch was a fake half a pound of butt meat.

He was ashamed to speak out. Secondly, injuries on the battlefield were unavoidable. He could not care less, but now he acted impartially, and it was his duty to capture the eunuch. When he heard that the young eunuch wanted to pay a visit, all the strange things from the past struck him. He smiled and said: The toad has become a spirit.
Chapter completed!