Chapter 44: The Fake Eunuch Pays Three Worships to the Flower Hall
Miss Ailian went to the kitchen to help with the stove several times but was pushed out by her mother. Her mother wanted to give her daughter some time, and her daughter was also afraid that Pan Youan would be alone and had no one to talk to, so she didn't force herself. After a while, the old woman prepared food. Now that it's ready, the three of us can sit down at a table and talk while eating.
Pan You'an devoured the food like a wind blowing through the clouds, like the autumn wind sweeping away fallen leaves. He looked like he was eating. He had lost all the elegance of the past. He was still a crowned prince!
Xian Ailian kept putting vegetables and rice into the little eunuch's bowl, like a conveyor on a production line, and kept persuading:
"Don't panic, don't panic, eat slowly, be careful of choking"
The old lady saw this and was so happy that she couldn't hold it in any longer, so she said, "Sir, who is there at home?"
The young eunuch was stunned for a moment, and he wanted to tell the truth, but he felt that the opportunity was too late and he couldn't say anything about the lie, so he had to say perfunctorily:
“Plenty of people”
"Do you have a wife at home?" the old woman hit the nail on the head.
"I don't have a wife at home." The little eunuch himself felt that this was a good and wonderful reply. Ordinarily this is the truth. Since he has no family, he naturally has no wife at home.
Although Xian Ailian looked absent-minded and indifferent, she was highly concentrated. When she heard that the young eunuch had no wife, a stone suddenly fell to the ground, she pursed her lips and smiled, and blurted out:
"Sir, hurry up and eat!"
The little eunuch pouted and said, "Please hurry up, I'm almost exhausted."
"Sir, do you like this girl like me?"
The old woman speaks straight to the point. There is no need to beat around the bush in front of strangers. If it works, it will work. If it doesn’t work, she will pull her down. Anyway, no one will see her in the future.
The old woman's words played into the little eunuch's hands. Although he was overjoyed, he did not dare to be too arrogant, so he looked shy and said with a naive smile:
"Are you afraid that the lady won't like me?"
"Who said people don't like you anymore?" Unexpectedly, the young lady is actually a cheerful person.
"I have an emergency and am traveling far away. I won't be able to come back for a while, and I will leave soon." The little eunuch told the truth.
"I'll wait, I'll wait for ten or eight years," the young lady said firmly.
"Not ten years, at least five years, just five years!" The little eunuch has his plan.
"I think if we don't do this first," the old woman pondered for a while, then said, "You can just do it in advance. This girl will be yours from now on. Your brother will definitely not come back, and we don't want him to come back. There is no man in the family, you are our thought, we rely on you to finish the work early and come back early, finish the late work and come back late, but don't forget that you are a family here."
The little eunuch couldn't wait for it! He swallowed secretly and said shamelessly:
"I have to leave early tomorrow morning!"
"Then let's do the work today!" The old woman pondered for a moment and said straightforwardly, "It's better to choose a day than to hit it. Today is the day. But there is one thing. I have spoken before you. You can't let me down. My daughter, you have also met me. , I am not boasting, you are both good-looking and hard-to-find even with a lantern for dozens of miles around, so I married you hastily because things were urgent!"
The little eunuch was as clever as a ghost. When someone spoke to such an extent, why was he still hesitating? He stood up and left the dining table, walked over and lifted up his robe, then knelt down towards the old woman with a "plop" and read:
"My mother-in-law, I would like to ask Xiaosheng to pay homage to Miss Xiaosheng Ruhui, and I will kill you on the same day! If you don't come back to see Miss in five years, you will definitely be dead."
Miss Ailian hurriedly grabbed the little eunuch's sleeves and pulled him up. The old lady patted the little eunuch's head lovingly a few times.
After a while, the village official led a large group of villagers, carrying wine, vegetables, pigs, sheep, chickens and geese, noisily and bustling into the courtyard. The old woman pulled the village official to a quiet place. After saying this, the village official was overjoyed and said
The villagers loudly said:
"Everyone, this young master came here to visit his relatives, and today happens to be their big day. Now let's start planning a happy event for the two newlyweds!"
After the guests had dispersed, Pan Youan and Xian Ailian carried each other into the bridal chamber and went to bed to rest.
The little eunuch looked at the beautiful bride, and couldn't help but feel excited, and said in a trembling voice: "Madam, I have to meet my wife as a wife, this life is enough!"
The fresh love lotus caressed her husband's strong body and said happily: "When I entered the hospital yesterday, my eyes suddenly lit up, my ears warmed and my heart beat. I couldn't help but think to myself, this is my future husband? It will come true today.
Could it be that heaven and earth are a perfect match, and gods are secretly protecting us?"
"Are there any gods in the world? Today I will be a god for once!" The little eunuch didn't have time to say more, and jumped up to him.
"Hang on, sir, I haven't said it clearly yet!" Xian Ailian struggled hard.
"It's already come to this, what else can you say?" The little eunuch was startled.
"You haven't told me where you are from, where you live, what business you do, where you are going this time, why it takes so long, etc., and then you can go to bed after you explain it clearly." The lady said, ghostly
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The little eunuch smiled mysteriously and said enigmatically: "It's okay not to say anything. I won't scare you if I say too much."
"You have to tell me if you're afraid. You should have told me earlier. You should have made it clear earlier. I became your wife in a daze. In the end, you can't even tell whether your husband is black or white, male or female. Wouldn't it be a joke if word got out?" The lady said seriously.
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The little eunuch interrupted: "This is not difficult! You can see that my skin is black and white when I take off my clothes. As for the male and female, you will know later."
"Calling you a talkative!" The young lady stretched out a hand from the quilt and grabbed the little eunuch's ear.
The little eunuch exerted his strength and rode on the young lady again. Their mouths connected in a "hui" pattern. Even as the snake came out of its hole, it gradually entered its new nest like a fish in water. His tongue entered the young lady's lips.
(Three hundred and ninety-eight words are deleted below---Author) After the clouds and rain were over, the little eunuch was still excited and said: "Madam, may I tell you a story?"
The young lady was still immersed in the complicated emotions of pain, excitement, and excitement, so she said casually:
Chapter completed!