Chapter 150 Black Donkey Hoof Peachwood Sword
Xun Yu laughed and said: "General Xiahou only knows how to fight. At such an old age, he doesn't even know what filth is! Haha."
Next to him, Cheng Yu said: "The filth is those dirty things! Feces, dead cats and rotten dogs are all filth."
Xiahou Dun said: "Oh, these things. Mr. Xun clearly said so, how can you call these dirty things filth? Hahaha. But how did these dirty things get on the battlefield? I have never heard of it
It went well!"
Cheng Yu said: "Don't people often be possessed by ghosts and gods among the people? There are also foxes becoming spirits, cow ghosts and snake spirits appearing, black evil spirits and white evil spirits coming out to harm people's livelihood. Therefore, folk legends say that these phenomena are evil spirits.
It is also said that these evil things are afraid of dirty things, so as long as they are broken by dirty things, it will be very effective![
Also, it is said that black donkey’s hooves, cinnabar, willow pegs, and peach wood branches can ward off evil spirits. Therefore, when the folk yin-yang masters and exorcism Taoist priests ward off evil spirits and catch ghosts, they all carry cinnabar, black donkey’s hooves, and peach wood swords!”
When Xiahou Dun heard this, he smiled bitterly and said, "Mr.
Pee?
Black donkey hooves, where are the black donkeys here? Some are just a few war horses, but only more than a hundred.
Besides, there isn’t even a mahogany sword.”
Xu Huang, who was standing next to him, interjected: "What a joke, Liu Cong can't defeat the Jingzhou soldiers with real guns and swords, and he still wants to use a peach wood sword! Where can we find those peach trees? Hey! Don't worry,
I'll go out and find a peach tree branch first, and try to chop it with my sword a few times. If my sword breaks its teeth, it means that this peach wood sword can defeat Liu Cong! Otherwise, I'd better stop this idea as soon as possible.
Humph! Going into battle with a willow tree branch and a mahogany sword to kill the enemy is not just to fool children, is it?"
When Xu Huang said this, other generals like Cao Ren and Cao Hong burst out laughing.
Xu Huang then shouted: "We don't have to go into battle. We will go out to look for peach tree branches tomorrow. If we find them, we will make a peach wood sword and give it to Mr. Xun to do it before the battle. Wouldn't it be better to defeat Liu Cong!"
The other generals drank together, and then stood up and went out to find peach branches to make peach wood swords.
Yu Jin walked to the door and turned around and said: "General Xiahou, how about this? Send Xu Huang out to find peach branches to make a peach wood sword. As for me, I will take people out to collect the excrement of 60,000 horses.
You have to find a good place to store it, there are quite a few!"
Xu Huang said: "That's right, after we 60,000 people settled somewhere, we always defecated everywhere. It was a waste."
If I had known that these things were useful, I should have ordered each of the soldiers to make a cloth bag and collect all the excrement and urine during the march, so that it would be convenient to use it later!"
"But a cloth bag can't hold urine. Wouldn't it just leak out after being collected? It can contain feces. When you poop, just ask a partner to hold the bag and pull the feces into it. Ah.
.Ha ha ha ha."
"If it really works, it would be suitable to have a little stink. When 60,000 bags of dung are placed like this in front of the Jingzhou military formation, Liu Cong still doesn't know what tactics we have!"
Maybe he mistakenly thought that we brought him dry food. How could he scold us? He scolded us for bringing dry food instead of fresh food, and specially gave them dry food that was uneatable and smelly.
"Ah. Hahahaha."
"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. As long as Liu Cong's Jingzhou soldiers can be defeated with excrement and urine, what's the point of fear? It's better than being killed and wounded on the battlefield when a white knife goes in and a red knife comes out!"
"In other words, we don't need to train troops from now on. Let's make a suggestion to the Prime Minister. We won't train troops from now on. We just need to feed the soldiers so that they can eat and collect their urine."
These generals were coaxing together and couldn't stop talking. You and I kept yelling at each other, making Xun Yu blushing and unable to sit still.[
Cao Cao arranged so many generals for Xiahou Dun to lead the battle. They were all battle-hardened generals. They were all officers of the same rank in Cao Cao's camp, and no one looked down upon them. Therefore, without Cao Cao present,
It was also difficult for Xiahou Dun to control the situation.
At this time, the generals were still making noises. When Cheng Yu saw them, he whispered in Xiahou Dun's ear: "General Xiahou, this won't work. If you keep shouting like this, nothing will be done. Please say something first.
Let’s get the situation under control. Let’s discuss a way to defeat Liu Cong.”
Xia Hou nodded and said, "Yes! Mr. Cheng, you are right!"
So Xiahou suddenly stood up, drew his sword with a roar, slapped the case and shouted: "Quiet!"
After hearing this, Cao Ren, Cao Hong, Xu Huang, and the others stopped talking, looked at Xia Hou, and stopped shouting and making noises.
Xiahou held the sword in his hand, stood up straight, and waited for one eye to shout sternly: "The Prime Minister ordered me to lead the troops to defeat the enemy. Since I have been ordered, I have the right to control rewards and punishments.
Today, we are discussing the plan to defeat Liu Cong. This is not a joke.
Everyone should know the discipline of our army. Everyone must strictly follow the discipline and speak and act in accordance with the discipline. If someone knowingly violates the discipline, I, Xiahou, can be justified in my face, but I cannot get past the discipline.
It was joked in the army that if there is another person who does not speak out for business and makes trouble, we will not spare him!"
When Xiahou shouted like this, the booing generals shut their mouths and sat down with a straight face.
Xia Hou continued: "Okay, the meeting will continue. Whoever has a good idea, as long as he can defeat Liu Cong, will be rewarded according to regulations afterwards.
Today, as long as it is useful advice, feel free to speak it; you are not allowed to leave a word of it. Who can say it?"
When the generals heard this, they all pursed their lips and remained silent.
Cheng Yu raised his hand and said: "General Xiahou, I would like to introduce my own opinions for your reference."
"Mr. Cheng, please tell me if you have something to say!"
Everyone knows that Cheng Yu is the chief counselor in Cao's camp, so when Cheng Yu wants to speak, everyone pricks up their ears and listens carefully.
Cheng Yu said: "The situation in front of us is obvious, Liu Cong is indeed a good general.
As far as his ability is concerned, it can be said to be extremely rare.
Historically, the Yellow Emperor and Chi You had a battle at Muye, and the Yellow Emperor defeated Chi You. However, there are no detailed records in the history books about what kind of person the Yellow Emperor was and how many abilities he had. There is also no detailed record in the history books about what abilities Chi You had. That is a legend.
, let’s leave it alone.
From the time of the Yellow Emperor to the Spring and Autumn Period, there were many famous generals in the world, but none of them were more heroic than Xiang Yu.
Xiang Yu took advantage of the chaos in the world and raised his arms, and the responders gathered. In less than two years, he overthrew Qiang Qin.
From Xiang Yu to the present day, there have been many famous generals in the world, but in my opinion, there is no one who can compare with Liu Cong.[
Liu Congneng, his talent can be seen in real terms.
A teenage kid unexpectedly had a sudden idea to seize the power of Jingzhou from his father, and then led his troops across the Han River. Just like that, it took only four months to regain the territory.
For those of you who have personally experienced Cao Ren, Xu Huang and Man Chong, you have all fought against Liu Cong.
No one can deny the objective fact that we were truly defeated by Liu Cong.
Forty to fifty thousand troops were killed by Liu Cong and scattered in all directions.
Haha, Xia Houyuan is not here today. It is said that on the battlefield, he was made a grandfather by Liu Congren.
The battle in which Liu Cong regained his lost territory is enough to show that this boy is an absolute genius!
Also, how could a teenager know how to plant mulberry, raise silkworms, and reclaim wasteland? How could he mobilize all the positive factors in Jingzhou to develop the economy and double Jingzhou’s fiscal revenue in just one year?
Also, people like Sun Quan, Zhou Yu, Lu Su and Lu Meng are also famous generals in the world. Why are they all placed under Liu Cong?
Needless to say, what is far away is what is happening right now. Zhang Liao is a famous general in the world. I am familiar with Zhang Liao. Although he does not talk much, in his opinion, there are heroes in the world who are better than others. However, Zhang Liao is a brave and resourceful man.
The good general actually surrendered to Liu Cong with three thousand tiger and leopard cavalry belonging to Prime Minister Cao.
Well, I won't talk about the situation at hand. I will just say one sentence. In my opinion, our army is very passive!
Prime Minister Cao's literary and military strategy is rare in ancient times. This time he also realized the situation of our army, so he withdrew from Fancheng and after arriving in Xinye, he divided his troops into three groups to break out of Hebei. In fact, anyone with a discerning eye can see that what Prime Minister Cao values most is
This is our team.
General Xiahou just said that we have all been favored by Prime Minister Cao for many years, and now our army is in trouble. Should each of us here risk our lives to repay Prime Minister Cao? Everyone, please speak!"
When Cheng Yu said this, he stopped and looked at the generals, waiting for their answers.
After staying for a while, Cao Ren, Cao Hong, Xu Huang and the others agreed in a sparse and energetic manner: "Of course I will retaliate with death!"
When Cheng Yu said this and looked at everyone's reactions, he knew that it was okay for these generals to let them make noises at this time, but if they wanted to let them go into battle to fight Liu Cong and sacrifice their lives for Cao Cao, they would not dare to go into battle rashly.
It's not that these generals and leaders are unwilling to fight and make meritorious deeds, nor that they don't want to repay Cao Cao's kindness, but mainly because they don't have the confidence to defeat Liu Cong.
Since there was no certainty of victory, they all hesitated to move forward.
At this time, Cheng Yu cursed in his heart: "Your grandma, these few things are very arrogant when they make you make noises and nonsense. Once you do it for real, you will become a bear! This is really a bear and dishonest. Since you dare not
Chapter completed!