Chapter 130 The only thing I like is beauty
Liu Cong was already drunk at this time, his brain was dizzy due to the stimulation of alcohol, and his heart was swollen with a huge wave of heroic spirit that made his hair stand on end. He stood up with a roar and shouted: "Emperor, Queen, from now on, who will be the tortoise and bastard in the world?" If Dan dares to bully you again, I will twist off his head and use it as a urinal."
Hahahahaha. Upon hearing this, Emperor Xian drank a full glass of wine and shouted casually: "My good brother, I can rest assured because of your words. From now on, whatever you like, as long as I will definitely meet your requirements."
Empress Fu said happily: "The slave family and the emperor have relied on the emperor's brother from now on." After saying that, she stood up, stretched out her pink hands and held Liu Cong's arm tightly, pulled Liu Cong to sit down again, and continued to persuade him to drink and eat.
As the saying goes, "Wine is a good thing that can both stir up troubles and calm them down." If you stop drinking here today, you will definitely be fine. However, Emperor Xian tried his best to drink with Liu Cong in order to win over him; Queen Fu wanted to get close to Liu Cong, a wealthy man. He tried his best to persuade him to drink; in order to win the favor of Empress Fu, Liu Cong let go of his drinking. As a result, the wine party became more and more lively and developed towards a climax. When it reached its peak, he turned into the opposite, and Emperor Xian lost his composure. Liu Cong even more Fa Tian has already begun to plan how to have a good night's sleep with the Queen.
After two more glasses of wine, Emperor Xian began to solicit Liu Cong: "Brother, I told you what you like, just say that as long as I can do it, I will definitely meet your request."[
Liu Cong thought: "Don't you know what I like about Mama? Even if you don't know, you will still hear my legend."
When Liu Cong thought of this, he thought that Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty really didn't know, so he said: "Brother, little brother, I have no other hobbies in my life. My only hobby is beautiful women." After saying this, when he looked at Emperor Xian, he saw that he was looking at him with great interest and waiting. Keep talking to yourself
"I think it was the time when I regained Soochow the year before last. It was the most enjoyable time for me." When Liu Cong said this, he saw Empress Fu lowering her head, her face flushed, but she did not show any disgust, but smiled and waited to hear Liu Cong's words. the following
Liu Cong said: "I'm sorry for interviewing a woman in front of my sister-in-law."
Emperor Xian said: "What are you afraid of? Just tell me that your sister-in-law is here too. It's okay to tell her."
Empress Fu also wanted to hear Liu Cong's true words after drinking, so she encouraged her: "Brother-in-law, we are all our own sisters-in-law, not outsiders. I just want to say that my sister-in-law also likes things outside the palace."
Liu Cong said: "I didn't plan to attack Soochow the year before last, but Sun Quan, Zhou Yu, Lu Meng and other bastards were dishonest and started provocation first.
They raided several of my military stations, burned a lot of grain, and killed my troops.
So I launched an army to attack Soochow.
After a few rounds, all the good generals in Soochow were defeated by me. I had captured Wuchang City and headed straight down to Jiujiang, Yuzhang, and everyone in Soochow was in panic. Chaisang, Sun Quan's lair, was just around the corner.
It was a hot day and the people and horses were tired, so I thought that in such a situation, we couldn't just focus on fighting and fighting, but we should also take a good rest.
Besides, there are some world-famous beauties in Soochow, including Da Qiao, Xiao Qiao, and Sun Shangxiang. I have wanted to get them since before I traveled through time. Now that Soochow is just around the corner, why don’t I take the opportunity to rest and go to Chaisang City to have a few days of fun?
So I managed to sneak into Chaisang City and deceive Sun Quan into trusting me hahahaha. Then I slowly made Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao into my family. I even tricked Sun Quan into marrying her sister Sun Shangxiang to me.
When the weather cools down and I want to raise troops, hahahaha, Da Qiao, Xiao Qiao, Sun Shangxiang, and more than fifty maids are all pregnant with my child.
Hahahaha, brother, I can do it, hahahaha
The beauty of Soochow is so handsome. She is not ordinary handsome. She is as handsome as a fairy.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, those days were wonderful. By the way, I have lived in heaven for ninety-nine, eighty-one million years, and I have never had such a good life.
To be honest, elder brother and sister-in-law sometimes live much better lives in this world than those of gods."
When Emperor Xian heard this, he stretched out his thumb and exaggerated: "We brothers are all good men [
Emperor's brother, you are doing well.
In fact, in fact, our ancestors were all stallions. At that time, Emperor Gaozu was good at "drinking and sex"; Emperor Wu even gave birth to a child for Mrs. Gou Yi when he was over seventy years old; didn't Emperor Guangwu have a famous saying about "marrying"? Marry Zhang Lihua as your wife, and be the King of Justice as you are. Later, I ended up marrying Zhang Lihua, the most beautiful woman in the world.
Your imperial brother gave birth to fifty or sixty children in two months. You are better than our great ancestors, Emperor Wu and Emperor Guangwu."
So Emperor Xian Liu Cong laughed heartily in unison.
Liu Cong looked at Empress Fu with drunken eyes, only to see Empress Fu still lowering her head and listening with her face flushed.
At this time, Empress Fu was very happy. She thought: "After all, he is the reincarnation of a god. How can an ordinary man be so strong and powerful that he can make more than sixty women pregnant almost every day in two months?"
Besides, a man like him will never touch a woman he likes just once without using it ten or eight times. He will never give up."
Liu Cong saw that Empress Fu just lowered her head and smiled and said without saying a word: "Hey, I regret that I shouldn't have said these words in front of my sister-in-law. Isn't your imperial brother too shameless?"
Empress Fu didn't understand the word gangster but knew it was not a good word, so she said: "How can the emperor's younger brother be so capable?"
Empress Fu is sincere. She likes Liu Cong and is disgusted with Emperor Xian at the same time. As mentioned before, Empress Fu feels that she must be with Liu Dashan no matter what angle she thinks about it.
When Liu Cong heard Empress Fu's exaggeration, he turned to Emperor Xian and said, "Brother, I am so lucky. Although I have three wives at this time, I am not satisfied."
Emperor Xian asked with drunken eyes: "Is there anything else you're not satisfied with?"
"Hehehehe, I just look at the beauty of the emperor's sister-in-law. Da Qiao, Xiao Qiao and Sun Shangxiang are not as good as my sister-in-law. If I marry a beautiful wife like my sister-in-law, I will be satisfied."
After hearing this, Empress Fu hurriedly said humbly: "How can I, sister-in-law, compare to Sun Shangxiang?"
Although Emperor Xian was drunk and hazy, his unique vigilance as a man prompted him to start to worry: "Oh, this guy has fallen in love with my wife and tells the truth after drinking. He is telling the truth from his heart. He is so lewd, I have to be careful."
Chapter completed!