Chapter 142 Zhou Yu's Helplessness
Liu Cong thought, as long as no harm is done, it will be fine. Hahaha, tonight, well, I have no choice but to reward you all together. Hahaha. The unfair treatment that Xu Shu received when he went to Soochow as an envoy, haha, I
Let me make up for it. I’ll give you two pheasants. You old guy will be exhausted after one night.
In fact, Xu Shu is only a dozen years older than Liu Cong, so he is not an old guy who is a military doctor and is a noble girl. It is not a big problem to treat two pheasants in one night.
So Liu Cong told Liang Zhu'er: "Go back to the Yamen and tell Madam that I have military operations tonight and will not go home to sleep."
Liang Zhuer agreed and stood there in a daze, looking at Liu Cong.
Liu Cong saw him and scolded him: "Why don't you leave?"
"Second Master, if my wife asks me about any military operations, how should I answer?"
"Grandma! Are you stupid? Have you answered it once? Are military secrets something women should ask?"
Here Liu Cong arranged this matter like this, and over there in the Wu Bing camp, Zhou Yu almost vomited blood because of Liu Cong's anger.
After the executioner knocked Xu Shu out with his club, Zhou Yu read Liu Cong's letter to Sun Quan in the tent again.
The letter said, "Sun Quan, I, Liu Cong, feel embarrassed. I am really embarrassed. I don't know whether you are dead or alive now.
If he died, this letter would serve as a memorial.
If you are still alive, you should read this letter carefully and don't betray my good intentions.
If you are not good at Soochow, you are no match for me.
I am a god descending to earth.
It's not just you Soochow that can't do it, but Cao Cao's soldiers and generals can't do it either. If you don't believe it, try to live a few more years and see how I deal with Cao Cao.
Let me tell you the truth, there is no need for me to bother you. According to what I learned when I checked the life and death records with Lord Yama in the underworld, Cao Cao will die within a few years.
After Cao Cao's death, you, Sun Quan, were the only one left in the world to oppose me. Think about it, are you my opponent?
It's as easy as killing a chicken for me to deal with you.
I will twist off your dog's head and use it as a chamber pot, do you believe it?
If you don't believe it, just wait.
When the time comes, I will twist off your head and use it as a chamber pot. I will twist off Zhou Yu's head and give it to Liu Bei and my uncle to use as a chamber pot.
If you don’t believe it, just watch and wait.
Well, having said that, let’s get down to business.
A few days ago, Lu Su came over on your behalf as an envoy. The two of us have already signed a contract. The contract clearly states that as long as you give me ten beauties from Soochow to sleep with and drink, I will withdraw my troops. Also give me
Wuchang City will be returned to you. From now on, the two families will join forces to deal with Cao Cao.
However, Lu Su was too honest and could not control his servants.
A servant named Lu Meng actually took the opportunity to assassinate me, Liu Cong, which seriously violated the rules of diplomacy.
For this reason, I sent troops to occupy Wuchang.
Now this matter has been dealt with. If you are still alive, please implement the contract signed between me and Lu Su and send ten Soochow beauties over immediately. I will withdraw my troops immediately.
Well, you have to send real beauties. You can't do like Lu Su and just find some prostitutes and send them to fool me.
Let me emphasize again, these ten beauties are Da Qiao, Xiao Qiao, Sun Shangxiang, plus your seven wives.
Well, remember, it must be these ten beauties, and it won’t work if you replace it with the wrong one.
Well, Sun Quan, let me tell you a way.
I guess when you sent the beauty here, Zhou Yu would definitely be reluctant to leave his wife Xiao Qiao. I heard that Xiao Qiao and Zhou Yu are very close. Urban Fallen Angel.
Well, I won't make it too difficult for you. You can send the other nine beauties first and leave Xiao Qiao in Soochow to let Zhou Yu like her for a few more years.
It's okay, aren't these nine beauties enough for me to keep busy for a few days?
Besides, I have already calculated that Zhou Yu will die in a certain year and month. When he dies, will a beautiful woman like Xiao Qiao still be willing to marry an ordinary person? Can't he still marry me?
You, Sun Quan, can't get it because Xiao Qiao is your sister-in-law's sister. It's impossible for you to marry your sister-in-law's sister, right?
Well, Sun Quan, one more thing, don't disbelieve me, don't think I'm lying.
I said Zhou Yu will die in a certain year and month because Zhou Yu is now suffering from an incurable disease, which is called tuberculosis in later generations.
In this era, it is an incurable disease.
Only after thousands of years would there be a cure for this disease.
There is nothing I can do, Zhou Yu still has four years to live, why can't I hold on for four years? Right?
If you don't believe it, look at Zhou Yu. Every afternoon, his face is flushed with blush, as if there are two peach blossoms in bloom. This is the external symptom of tuberculosis.
He coughs whenever he is in a hurry and spits blood-streaked phlegm, which is an early sign of tuberculosis.
Okay, Sun Quan, I'll stop here. You decide whether to surrender or resist.
I won't come over to trouble you these days. I want to take a rest and the army also needs to rest.
Just reply to me early."
Zhou Yu read the letter till this point. After finishing it, he finally finished it. After reading it, he still didn’t turn around to speak. He felt a rush of blood welling up in his mind. He couldn’t hold it back for a moment. He spurted out with a sound of “Ouch…” and then fell down.
On the ground, people are unconscious.
This frightened all the civil and military officials in the tent. For a moment, they were in a hurry, like a nest of pinched bees, buzzing and flying around, but no one came up with an idea.
Fortunately, Han Dang came in. When he saw Zhou Yu's scene, he hurriedly asked what was going on. He hurriedly sent someone to call the military doctor. He lifted Zhou Yu onto the wooden couch and let him lie down, waiting for the military doctor to treat him.
The military doctor came over to check on the condition, used silver needles for acupuncture, and ordered hot water to be served.
After waiting for a while, everyone breathed a sigh of relief when they saw Zhou Yu's breathing became calmer.
Zhou Yu opened his eyes slightly and looked at everyone, only to see Lu Su looking at him in horror. He sighed in disappointment, closed his eyes and waved his hands hard, telling everyone to go out and that he should be quiet for a while.
After everyone dispersed, Zhou Yu said bitterly: "There is no such person as Liu Cong in the whole Soochow?
Well, how could things be so confusing?
Lu Su, I am so disappointed.
My lord, you are quite old too, how many years older than Liu Cong, why are you being treated like a monkey by Liu Cong?"
Besides, in Wuchang City, the sun had already set at this time, and the twilight gradually blurred the scenery of the city. Fatty Liang Zhuer and Lai were walking around anxiously, scratching their heads and scratching their heads, wishing they could go to the pheasant nest and hug the pheasants to sleep.
Dinner? It's nothing if you don't eat one or two meals. This pheasant, well, you can never get enough.
Chapter completed!