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Chapter 268 Symptoms of Lack of Men

Sima Chaofeng was unwilling to spend energy to speculate on Huangmao and the others' intentions to follow him, and most of them wanted to be their elder brother.

Wen Xia was so angry that she was eating this meal. "I was unhappy. I finally came out to have a meal and was disturbed by these people. It was really disappointing!"

"Officer Wen, it's you who have made yourself a useless trouble. Didn't they sit there for dinner in a very regular manner? They didn't mess with you. Why should you pay so much attention to them!"

"Hmph, I just feel unhappy. Where did these people come out? Why did you just come here to have dinner?"

"Comrade Police Officer, calm down. According to your professional characteristics, your psychological quality should be better than that of ordinary people. It is not easy to be influenced by others. Why are you..."

Wen Xia glared at Sima Chaofeng, "What's wrong with me?"

"Forget it, I won't say it anymore. I'm afraid that you will handcuff me if I say it!"

"Hehe, you didn't break the law, why are you doing me handcuffs?"

"Oh, laugh, okay, now have a safe meal, don't worry about them!"

After a while...

"Why don't you eat?" Wen Xia picked up a green vegetable with her chopsticks and put it in her mouth.

"I've eaten it!"

"So fast? You're so unfavorable, why don't you wait for me?"

"Ah? Comrade, are you eating too slowly? Look at your mood, I didn't put it on the meal, just paying attention to the yellow-haired table!"

"Hmph, they're all blamed!"

"Then you can handcuff them!"

"No, although I am a policeman and have handcuffs, I can't just handcuffs whoever I want. If they haven't broken the law, I have no right to detain them!"

"Well, so, if they don't mess with you, you don't have to put your attention on them. They look at them. Maybe it's because you are a beauty who pays attention to this place so much!"

"It doesn't make sense. If they just pay attention to me, why do they keep their eyes on you?"

"This is easy to understand. Beautiful women are matched with handsome guys. They look at the beauty while seeing how handsome the handsome guy around him is!"

"You are so handsome, you are a handsome guy, are you a cricket cricket?"

"You're in a better mood? Then eat now! I'm going to go back for a nap!"

"Teacher Sima, do you take naps every day?"

"Yes, those who sleep well on a nap will be more energetic. Only when they are in a good mood will they have a good mood. People who are in a good mood will be able to speak eloquently. If they are able to speak eloquently, it will be easy to attract beauties. If beauties are attracted, then... Oh hehe, you know!"

"You guy, you can get along with the beauty even after sleeping. I'm convinced you! Actually, I want to take a nap, but I just can't sleep."

"Officer Wen, do you know why you can't sleep?"

"I don't know, my mind can't calm down, and my thoughts fly around in bed!"

"I know why. You are very secreted by estrogen, the internal mental pressure has not been released, you are easily excited, and you are prone to many strange thoughts in your mind that you don't understand."

"It's really that way?"

"That's not. You, this is a symptom of lack of a man. If you hold a handsome guy, for example, I can sleep, fall asleep peacefully, and have beautiful dreams!"

Just after hearing Sima Chaofeng talk about internal mental stress, she thought Sima Chaofeng really understood the reason why she couldn't sleep well. After hearing it, she realized that Sima Chaofeng was fooling around here again!

"Tsk, I'd rather sleep with a piece of wood than holding you. Look at your virtue, I think it's pretty! I'd better let it go. If I can't sleep, I can't sleep. At noon, I can find a cool place to blow the wind and write on Weibo or something."

"Hey, then you will never get involved in the two great joys in life!"

"How do you say it? Life is just two great pleasures. You are too pessimistic, are you?"

"These two things are the most practical. One is easy to achieve and the other is difficult to achieve. Sleep until you wake up naturally, count the money until your hands cramps are cramps. We can't achieve this at present, but it's okay to wake up naturally when you sleep until you wake up naturally! Both of them can at least take up the same!"

"Volume, unbearable! You don't have a noble pursuit at all. There are many other things about Coke in life. For example, when you are free, read online novels, find a good friend to chat with, etc."

"Haha, these are not noble pursuits, aren't they?"

"That's much better than your logic of either money or sleeping!"

"But recently I found the third thing to be happy about in my life, that is, staying with beautiful women."

"Well, this is a bit reliable. Beauties can make people pleasing to the eye and have fun chatting!"

"Why don't you refute this time? You're still fickle when you stay with beautiful women too much, which makes you easily envy."

"Oh, I blame you, I've been chatting with you, so many delicious dishes are cold!"

Sima Chaofeng was speechless, this could be considered on his own. "Then I'll ask my aunt to help you heat it up."

"No, I'm full."

Sima Chaofeng was speechless again. This girl is so unreasonable!

"After eating, let's check out and leave!" Wen Xia stood up and prepared to go to the cashier to check out.

Huangmao raised her hand and shouted loudly to the kitchen, "Boss, it's time to check out!"

When Lin’s mother came out of the kitchen, she couldn’t be happy, and she asked these guys to have a free meal. It was all her own cost!

According to the practice of several yellow-haired people who didn't want to pay for their meals a few days ago and pretended to ask Lin's mother to keep accounts, Lin's mother found a bill from the cashier to record their consumption.

"Boss, I'll call you to check out, why are you here to come with your notebook?"

"No need to keep a book now, okay, you guys go!"

Lin's mother thought that the yellow-haired people were reluctant to leave now, so she directly expressed her true intention of eating and drinking for free, and wanted to escape after eating.

"Boss, your account has not been settled yet, how can we leave?"

"Okay, I'll calculate it for you!"

Lin's mother's expression became much more relaxed, and the yellow-haired people finally found out that they were willing to pay for a meal!

"Sir, your consumption amount this time is 25!"

"Boss, why is this number like this? Two hundred and five, it sounds like a swearing person. Let's do it, let's give you three hundred."

Yellow-haired took out three red grandpa Mao's pictures and put them on the table.

Lin's mother was happy and didn't quite understand Huangmao's behavior. She thought about it and looked at Sima Chaofeng. I guess it was because of Teacher Sima who dared not pay here, right?

"Haha, how can I charge more customers? This way, if you don't like this number, I will charge you two hundred and forty-nine, and fifty-one for you."

"That's true, as long as it's not 25 years old anyway!"

Lin Ma smiled and took out a fifty-yuan banknote and a coin and handed it to Huangmao in front of her hands.

Huangmao didn't reach out to pick it up.

"Sir, are you?"
Chapter completed!
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