Fanwai, the old man is not crazy(1/2)
On the bustling streets.
An old man in a robe was dodging and shuttled back and forth on the road in panic.
There were many people watching on both sides of the road, pointing and wondering about the old man's outfit.
The old man had no expression on his face and continued running along the road.
I was sorting out my thoughts along the way.
“The people here are dressed strangely…”
"Why do they all like to stare at me?"
"Also holding a square thing toward me?"
Bee, bee—The car behind rushed over and stopped behind the old man. One by one, the drivers got out of the car and accused the old man.
The old man frowned and said to himself, "If I hadn't lost all my cultivation, I would have had my turn to say three things?"
He ignored those people and continued to walk along the road.
Look left and right.
The old man couldn't help but shake his head.
“It’s really rare to have such a smooth road and towering pavilions.”
"It seems that the big vortex really sent me to an unknown foreign land."
He stopped and sighed.
Just as he was about to leave, two police cars rushed from another lane, three or four policemen got out of the car and held the old man down.
"Let me go! Be presumptuous!" The old man struggled.
"Which crew is from? It's just nonsense. You seriously hinder traffic. This is illegal, do you understand?"
The old man wanted to resist, but he knew that the more he resisted, the more he was in a foreign land, the more counterproductive he was, so he said, "Are you here... a constable?"
"Stop talking, follow us!"
After a few seconds of success, the old man was taken into the car.
...
Five days later.
Nanshan Mental Hospital Center.
"You must believe me, as long as you follow me and find the position of the vortex, I will give you an opportunity in the future."
"I believe, I believe."
"Just believe it, it's worth it. I have been talking for so long. Many people don't have the opportunity to be my teacher. I'm not familiar with the place here, so it depends on you." The old man said.
"Don't worry, we will definitely take good care of you."
"Okay." The old man nodded and pointed to the building in front, "Where is this?"
"Master, you will live here from now on. We will definitely find it for you."
"good."
The three of them walked in.
...
In the dean's office.
"Two comrades, these are people of unknown origin... Do you really want to put him here?" said the dean.
"Director, have you all agreed on the phone? Don't worry, we will find out his identity. The problem is that he has a brain problem now and needs your treatment and care."
"Why."
The dean sighed, "What are his behaviors?"
"Maybe he has watched too much martial arts TV and often fantasizes about being a super expert. However, he has no tendency to violence and has reason."
"In terms of words and deeds, you are more unique. Just be accustomed to it, it's not a big problem."
"Also... he's more used to others holding him."
Speaking of this, the dean waved his hand and said, "Let's do it, I'll find someone to test it again. You can just register it for him."
"That's so thankful..."
"It's not easy for you to serve the people."
...
Nanshan Mental Hospital Center, Room 205 on the 2nd floor.
"Name."
"I don't remember."
“How old is this year?”
"I don't remember it either."
“…”
The doctor put down his pen and notebook, observed the old man carefully, and then smiled, "What do you remember?"
The old man just glanced at the doctor and said, "What I remember is as vast as the sea. I am afraid I can't explain it clearly for a few words in a while."
“…”
The doctor coughed lightly and said, "Say a few words and let me know more."
"When I came here, I saw towering towering into the clouds..." The old man pointed outside, "To be honest, I just need to stomp my feet gently to jump up."
"So he is a master!" The doctor stretched out his thumb.
Seeing that the other party was so sensible, the old man nodded and said, "You are a smart person."
"With a master here, how dare I act rashly?" the doctor said with a smile.
The old man said proudly: "I have observed that people here do not understand the practice. I am not familiar with this place. If you are willing to follow me, I can give you some advice."
"Can you fly?"
The old man shook his head and sighed: "It's very evil here, and there are many things that cannot be done. Although it can't be done, it's okay to prolong your life."
"...It's a bit like the old man who practices Tai Chi in the park." The doctor said.
"Tai Chi?"
"A profound martial arts!" said the doctor.
"If I have the chance, I want to see it." The old man said.
"No need to wait for the opportunity, there is something outside now."
The doctor stood up, turned sideways outside and made a request position, then quickly picked up the notebook, and quickly wrote on the notebook: Severe paranoia.
In the park.
The old man really saw someone playing Tai Chi.
The old man observed for a long time and frowned and said, "Is this what you call advanced martial arts?"
“That’s right.”
"The martial arts in the world are only fast and not broken. This is not called martial arts." The old man shook his head and said.
When the old man who practiced Tai Chi heard this, he immediately smiled, put away his movements, jumped over, and said, "Haha, I really met a fellow practitioner. I also think this thing is too fake and cannot hurt anyone at all."
"Why do you still have to practice even though you know it's too fake?" asked the old man.
"Shh..." The old man pulled the old man over and pointed to the doctor and said, "I deliberately practiced it for them to see, so be careful."
The doctor didn't care about it, stepped aside and observed silently.
Old man:?
"Dare you ask me about my name?" the old man bowed.
"I have many names, and I am known as the old man Ji and the old demon..." said the old man.
"In Xia Nantai Xianren."
"Immortal?" Old Demon Ji frowned slightly.
"Brother Ji must not make a statement. No one knows this secret. Alas... I was sleeping soundly that day. When I woke up, I arrived here. A hundred years passed in a flash, and I haven't found the way back yet." said the immortal in Nantai.
"So are you?" Ji Laomo was shocked, "How did you come from?"
The immortal Nantai looked around and carefully took out a shower from his belt, and said, "This object is my magic weapon, but unfortunately it has been damaged."
Old Demon Ji took the shower and observed it. There were many fine holes on it and the shape was strange. He couldn't help but say amazed: "I have seen such a magic weapon for the first time in my life."
"Oh... not worth mentioning."
To be continued...