Chapter 3 Each Has Its Own Plan (3/5)
"Making a Fight in India": The special effects are too bad, the turning point is too hard, and the forced laugh points are put into the dilemma of whether I should laugh or not, forcibly sensational, there are plots that specialize in selling meat, the villain is stupid enough to die, the plot is incoherent, and the plot is inconsistent, fighting and dancing, and fighting and dancing at the end, forcibly selling feelings.
This script is written completely according to the template of "Lost in Thailand" and is a road film comedy.
The problem is that although Lost in Thailand is considered a road comedy, more jokes are due to the misalignment caused by the two protagonists' identities...
In Orange's "Indian Hunter", the protagonist Chen Teng is a public intellectual who yearns for various Indians promoted online. Another male protagonist, Zhang Yu, works in business all year round, deals with Indians more, and knows a lot. Chen Teng follows him to travel to India, and then gets separated...
After many hardships, Zhang Yu finally found him with the police...
There are a lot of excessive lines in it, such as 'Luckily I'm not a woman!'...
Anyway, with Chen Teng's slutty appearance, even if he has encountered a lot of inhuman treatment in India, most viewers will think he deserves it, and then laugh out loud...
"The Story of the World" is really not the case. The broken movie Douban scored 4 points to be considered a compliment!
Baby, this must be the template for the male lead of entertainment: After debuting, a bunch of self-media was named a broad road of "poor rural children working hard all the way to counterattack the entertainment industry";
Later, when he was betrayed by his family, the public still thought that he would divorce decisively, devote himself to his career, and counterattack with his directorial debut. The box office was popular all the time, but his ex-wife didn't get a penny. This is the correct way for the male protagonist of the entertainment literature to open it.
But that's the truth. "Making a Fight in India" is a very unsatisfactory film.
Whether to divorce him or not has nothing to do with it...
Whether a person is a good person or not has much to do with whether his movies are good or not...
...
The facts are similar to what Lu Xiaoran predicted. "Journey to the West Demons" dominated the single-day box office list for three days, and then abdicated to "Sunshine Sisters"...
360 million on the first day, 210 million on the next day, and 140 million on the third day...
This is definitely not the box office trend of a normal commercial film!
In contrast, "Sunshine Sisters" had 150 million on the first day, 180 million on the next day, and rose to 210 million on the third day...
There are actually a bunch of people who cleanse the floor: Is "Journey to the West Demons" really bad? You didn't understand it at all!
What a speechless thing, a commercial film that makes people unable to understand?
According to this theory: Is "The Legend of the Gods" really bad? You didn't understand it at all!
Or is "The Dream Chasing Entertainment Circle" really bad? You didn't understand it at all!
(I like "The Legend of the Demons" very much. I have never resisted this dark Gothic movie. I still suspect that "The Legend of the Demons" has been hacked. Of course, "The Legend of the Demons" is really a bad movie... We objectively point out that if these two works have nothing to do with Zhou Xingchi, what would you say?)
Uncle Nose’s “Kung Fu Yoga” actually scored 6.5 points on the first day!
Promotion and marketing focus on ‘reverse reputation counterattack’…
The score on the first day was 6.5, and then it fell sharply, barely maintaining at 5.6 points. Can this also promote a counterattack on reputation?
My elder brother’s reputation is really not a big deal. Even Lu’s mother went to the cinema with her in-laws to watch “Kung Fu Yoga”…
"Kung Fu Yoga" indeed counterattacks "Journey to the West to Demons"...
By the way, many people on Weibo praised Lu Xiaoran for being conscientious and said that he would not vote for "The Demons Chapter"!
It’s really not that he doesn’t want to invest—“Fu Yao Chapter” cost 440 million yuan plus 120 million yuan to promote and release, and the final box office was 1.652 billion yuan…
Barely recovering...
He was not satisfied with this result!
Generally speaking, if a movie with an investment of more than 300 million yuan has a net profit of less than 200 million yuan, it will be considered a commercial failure!
The cost of time and energy is very high. I give you 5.6 million yuan. You only earn a few million to the end. It took more than a year to make money. What do you think the boss will think? Such a large amount, you are just doing financial management and at least 7 to 10 points a year. That is, you can earn 30-50 million yuan if you put money in the bank!
There is a better choice, why should we focus on investing in "Fu Yao Chapter"?
This year's Spring Festival is a bit complicated. Anyway, on the fifth day of release, the number one "Sunshine Sisters" has not opened much between the second-ranked "Kung Fu Yoga"...
Orange made a mistake in screening. Such a small size "Sunshine Sisters" should not be included in the Spring Festival period.
...
On the fifth day of the Lunar New Year, it is still in Tea Mountain.
Lu Xiaoran took the fish bucket back home, and then... there were two girls sitting in the living room...
Is the wrong way to enter the house?
Do you want to go in again?
"Ahem..."
The two girls turned their heads and found it was Liu Yifei and Liu Shishi. They hurriedly said, "Brother-in-law...Happy New Year!"
“…Thank you, happy new year…”
Brother-in-law…
Didn’t you call me a director before?
Tangtang came out of the kitchen with a fruit tray and saw her husband, and was surprised: "... Have you returned from fishing?"
"It's too cold, I can't stretch out my hands... I won't catch it today!"
Putting the equipment down, Lu Xiaoran took off his shoes and changed into a pair of cotton slippers: "Why are you here?"
"I was filming "Zu Linglong" in Hengdian... I just happened to have no scenes with me today..."
Liu Yifei continued: "Let's just come and wish you a New Year to Sister Tangtang and uncles and aunts..."
"I'm interested..."
Lu Xiaoran was about to go upstairs, and Tangtang asked: "What are you doing?"
"I'll go to the study and wait!"
"…You chat with them for a while, I'll go to the restaurant to order food!"
"Where is my parents?"
"I set off yesterday and went to New Zealand!"
All right…
It’s a guest from afar. If Lu Xiaoran wants to have a sense of ownership, he must satisfy the two girls!
Tangtang left, Lu Xiaoran sat on the side of the sofa, thought for a while, and then started a topic: "Shi Shi, are you going to the crew, right?"
Liu Shishi shook her head: "Sometimes I visit the set, she has her own job."
"Then do you two live together?"
“…Live together!”
"Wow..." Lu Xiaoran whistled, lost a charming skill, and then, the three of them achieved great harmony in life...
OK, it's pure nonsense.
He asked: "Will the crew invite or not guest appearances?"
Liu Shishi nodded: "…Sometimes, but she is not willing to make a guest appearance unless it is a scene where I also participate in the investment..."
Lu Xiaoran nodded...
After these two young ladies lit up their business skills, they caught up with the capital boom. The money made is enviable!
Of course, it is incomparable to Brother Lu's brother-in-law - "Martian Rescue", Lu Xiaoran personally divides 35%, director + starring + screenwriter...
Liu Shishi continued to ask: "Brother-in-law, when will "New World" be filmed?"
"…I left for Hong Kong the day after tomorrow. When will you be free?"
"Will it be OK in half a month?"
"I have no objection. Tell Zhixi and let her arrange your scene..."
"Well, I will contact Sister Chen... By the way, brother-in-law, I heard you want to make an English film?"
Lu Xiaoran looked at her and asked, "What? Do you want to enter Hollywood?"
Chapter completed!