Chapter 93 Chinese New Year Farce

Author: Zhongnan Yedao

Chapter 93 Chinese New Year Farce

While the two were arguing, Li Suhua heard the noise and came out of the house and advised Zhao Ye: "Xiaoye, listen to your uncle, this year's Chinese New Year, you will spend it at our house, and you are not allowed to go anywhere else.

Let us take this opportunity to thank you for helping Zhou Rong go to college."

Zhou Bingkun, who was busy on the side, also joined the persuasion team: "Brother Xiaoye, what's the point of being alone? It can be more lively with us."

Seeing that the hospitality was too great, Zhao Ye could only agree. After thinking about it, he simply handed the sack to Li Suhua and said, "Since we want to celebrate the New Year together, I'll leave these things to my aunt."

Li Suhua took it, opened a gap casually, took a look inside, and said in surprise: "Oh, there are so many things here, including chickens and fish. Hey, isn't this a silly roe deer!"

After Zhou Bingkun heard this, he hurriedly came closer, his face full of surprise: "So the roe deer looks like this, why does it look similar to a deer?"

Hearing his son say such silly things, Zhou Zhigang couldn't help laughing and scolding: "You bastard, roe deer is a type of deer."

Li Suhua habitually defended the old kid: "Kun'er has lived in the city since he was a child. Isn't it normal that he has never seen a roe deer? On the contrary, it's you, an old guy, who has been bossing the kid around since you came in today.

I know he didn't sleep all night last night."

Zhou Zhigang shook his head and said, "Just get used to him. What's wrong with staying up all night at such a young age? I remember when I was busy, it was common for me to sleep for days and nights without sleeping."

"Okay, a good man doesn't mention his bravery. Didn't you say that you still need to find someone to write couplets? Go ahead!"

Zhou Zhigang slapped his forehead: "Look at me, I'm just talking and forgetting about the real thing. Xiaoye, I'll bring you two pictures later."

Zhao Ye said, "Don't bother me. If Uncle Zhou doesn't mind my handwriting being ugly, just leave this couplet to me."

Before Zhou Zhigang nodded, Zhou Bingkun interrupted: "Didn't my sister say that you are not as good as me in studying? Why can you still write calligraphy?"

"It's not okay to look down on people! I have been in the countryside for the past two years, and I have not only been busy farming." Zhao Ye replied with a look of embarrassment, and also did not forget to complain about Zhou Rong:

"Don't always listen to your sister's nonsense. She has been prejudiced against me since she was a child. Naturally, she only sees my shortcomings and turns a blind eye to my advantages!"

Zhou Rong, who had been hiding in the room and eavesdropping on the conversation of several people, finally couldn't stand it when she heard Zhao Ye arranging her. She walked to the eaves and shouted: "Zhao Ye, are you done yet? Don't say anything bad about me for a day."

, you feel uncomfortable all over, right?"

Zhao Ye deliberately asked curiously: "You are at home, I thought you went out?"

Zhou Rong raised her chin high in a dismissive posture, and wanted to choke Zhao Ye a few more words, but Li Suhua was worried that Zhou Zhigang would see something strange between the two of them, so she hurriedly stood up and said: "Xiao Ye, don't you want to write a couplet?"

Well, then hurry up."

Zhao Ye responded, went home and got pen, ink, paper and inkstone, and wrote a few couplets in front of the Zhou family.

Zhou Zhigang and others couldn't see the good or bad, they just thought it was very pleasing to the eye, but Zhou Rong was quite knowledgeable. After seeing Zhao Ye's regular calligraphy with her own eyes, she was so shocked that she forgot that she was still angry, and her eyes were filled with brilliance.

uttered admiration:

"This is Yan Ti, the writing is so good! The font is rigorous, clear and elegant, and it has a bit of everyone's style!"

Zhao Ye took the towel from Zhou Bingkun and said in a funny way while wiping his hands: "You don't know calligraphy, so why are you making blind comments here? You are not afraid of outsiders hearing the joke."

But Zhou Rong insisted: "If you haven't eaten pork, how can you still not see pigs running away? Professor Wu Qingyuan, who teaches in our Chinese Department, is a well-known calligrapher in Jiangliao. I have seen his calligraphy, but it is better than yours."

Be stronger."

Zhao Ye smiled and did not argue with her. He was a member of his own family who knew about his family affairs. His calligraphy skills were only level two. It was okay to fool ordinary people. If he fell into the eyes of everyone, he would only make people laugh.

However, after this incident, Zhou Rong seemed to have forgotten all the unpleasantness between the two, and her relationship with Zhao Ye returned to its previous state.

New Year's Eve passed in a blink of an eye. On the second day of the first lunar month, Zhao Ye attended Tu Zhiqiang's drinking party at noon. He drank too much because of his greed, so he slept deeply that night.

In the early morning of the next day, Zhao Ye woke up from peeing. After getting up to relieve himself, he just went back to sleep. Not even five minutes had passed when he heard a noise from the Zhou family in front of him.

Zhao Ye originally didn't intend to pay attention, but not long after, he heard the sound of a woman crying again. Now he could no longer sleep peacefully. He hurriedly put on his clothes, without even bothering to brush his teeth, and went straight to Zhou's house.

It was only when he arrived in a hurry that he realized that the situation in front of him was very different from what he had imagined.

In the small back room of the Zhou family, there were a total of six people, not including Zhao Ye, at this time. Zhou Zhigang and his son were standing on the ground, while Li Suhua and Zhou Rong were sitting on the edge of the kang, comforting Qiao Chunyan who was wiping her tears.

In addition, huddled in the corner of the fire bed was a man with a slightly side-parted hair and a look of panic on his face.

Zhao Ye had never seen this person before, but it was not difficult to know from the memories of his predecessor that this person was Cao Debao, nicknamed "Youth of the Fifth Generation".

Zhao Ye, who has long been familiar with the plot, is certainly no stranger to this good drama. The only thing that puzzles him is that in the original drama, Qiao Chunyan's trick on Cao Debao happened when Zhou Zhigang and Zhou Rong were not at home.

Next, but what is going on now?

With this kind of curiosity, Zhao Ye pulled Zhou Bingkun and asked him in a low voice: "Tell me, why are these two people on the Kang in your house?"

Zhou Bingkun replied with a constipated look on his face: "I'm confused too! Uncle Qiao came to my house last night and said that my dad hadn't been back for a few years and wanted to invite our family to visit and stay there and have a good chat at night. I just thought that anyway

There is no one at home, why not invite some buddies over to have a party..."

From Zhou Bingkun's perspective, the thing is like this. Last night, after the so-called six gentlemen of the light film got together, Zhou Bingkun left Cao Debao, who was farthest from home, to live in his house. He was still asleep this morning.

He was woken up by Qiao Chunyan's howling, and then he saw the two people lying on the same bed.

Qiao Chunyan also blamed Zhou Bingkun, blaming him for leaving Cao Debao in the same room with her even if he didn't like her, so that this guy got under the bed at night, causing her to lose her innocence.

When Zhou Bingkun didn't know what to do, Zhou Zhigang and others came back from Qiao's house and happened to stumble upon this scene. What was slightly different from the original play was that when Zhou Zhigang heard that this incident was caused by his son, he immediately rewarded him without saying a word.

Two slaps.

After hearing what happened, Zhao Ye looked at Zhou Bingkun's red and swollen face and said directly: "Let's go to my house. I have medicine to reduce swelling. Otherwise, how can you see people like this during the Chinese New Year?"

Without waiting for Zhou Bingkun to agree, Zhou Zhigang said angrily: "Don't worry about this bastard thing, just focus on the bastard things he did. It's still a damn year. Our old Zhou family has lost all face by him. I don't even know what to do."

Let’s explain to Mr. and Mrs. Qiao.”

When Zhao Ye saw Zhou Zhigang talking, he was eager to hit Zhou Bingkun, so he dragged the father and son to the courtyard one by one. Just as he was about to speak, he saw Zhou Rong chasing after him, so he changed his words and asked: "Qiao Chunyan

What do you mean?"

Zhou Rong smiled bitterly and said: "What else can I mean? Now that the matter has come to this, I can only marry Cao Debao."

After saying that, she also scolded Zhou Bingkun: "Kun'er, my sister told you, can't you be more attentive? What do you think we should do now? My mother and I have tried to persuade Chunyan, and she has already relented and agreed to marry Cao Debao.

But Cao Debao refused to agree."

Hearing this, Zhou Bingkun lowered his head and said, "Cao Debao often told us that he wanted to marry a lady from an official family."

Zhao Ye sneered and said: "Based on him, even if the lady from an official family is down and out, she won't look down on him. What a dream!"

This time Zhou Rong and Zhao Ye stood on the same side and followed Mi Tai: "That's it, Cao Debao has no appearance, no education, and no family background. Which official lady would be blind to like him? This ego

It feels so good.”

Hearing that the two people were talking like storytellers, the more they talked, the more they went too far. Zhou Zhigang hurriedly stopped him and said, "Okay, it's not good to talk about people behind their backs. Let's take care of the things in front of us first."

Zhou Rong suggested: "Kun'er, isn't Cao Debao your buddy? Go in and tell him that if he is still a man, he will do things for himself and marry Chunyan. Otherwise, if you offend Uncle Qiao and Aunt Qiao, be careful to sue him.

A gangster crime!"

Zhou Bingkun was about to go in when he suddenly heard Zhao Ye say: "Bingkun, please leave this matter alone and let Qiao Chunyan handle it by herself."

The three of them looked at Zhao Ye at the same time, obviously not understanding why he said this.

"I don't let Bingkun take care of it because this matter was planned by Qiao Chunyan in advance. Let's just stand aside and watch the show and let it go, so we don't want to cause trouble!"

Zhou Rong reacted the fastest: "Are you saying that Chunyan directed and acted all this to marry Cao Debao?"

Zhou Zhigang frowned and said: "Xiaoye, don't dare to say this nonsense. No matter what you say, Chunyan is still a girl. If it spreads, it will have a bad impact."

"I'm not talking nonsense, but I have real evidence. Bingkun, let me ask you, did Qiao Chunyan tell you that Cao Debao ruined her innocence?"

After Zhou Bingkun nodded, Zhao Ye said disdainfully: "Huh, let me tell you straight. I just saw it. Qiao Chunyan is still a young girl. How has she lost her innocence?"

Logically speaking, this matter had nothing to do with Zhao Ye, and he was too lazy to take care of it, but he really couldn't stand Qiao Chunyan plotting against Zhou Bingkun.

You said that Zhou Bingkun didn't offend you, so why did you blame him for it? You can't let an honest person just let you bully him, right?

And the most important thing is that if Zhou Zhigang is not here, this matter will only make Li Suhua complain a few words about Zhou Bingkun, but since Zhou Zhigang is here, it would be a bit unethical to do so.

With Zhou Zhigang's fiery temper and partiality, those two slaps just now were probably just appetizers, and there will definitely be more cruel ones waiting for Zhou Bingkun later!
Chapter completed!