"Qiangzi, let me tell you, at this time, what are we men most taboo about?

You know the most taboo thing about trying to reason with women, right?

Did you also see what Yanzi did just now?"

"What if it's not me?"

When Liu Yan heard this, she immediately interrupted.

Bi Luochun quickly smiled at her and said: "Yanzi, am I not trying to persuade Qiangzi! Give me some face, give me some face..." Liu Yan rolled his eyes angrily and then disappeared.

Say more.

"I'm telling you Qiangzi, if you are like this, the next time she is unhappy, you should find a way to tease her. For example, you hold her hand affectionately and say to her: 'Xiaoxiao, what can I do?

Do you feel like you've gained a little weight recently?

’ At this time, she will definitely reply to you: ‘Fart! I have been losing weight, how can I be fat?

!’” Bi Luochun imparted his experience seriously. However, when Fang Zhiqiang heard this, he couldn’t help but widen his eyes. Fang Zhiqiang knew that Li Xiaoxiao would never be like this.

"It's not Lao Bi...the one you're talking about...is Liu Yan, right?"

It’s no wonder that Fang Zhiqiang mentioned Liu Yan, the main reason is that the scene described by Bi Luochun really missed Liu Yan’s reaction.

"No...why are you involved with me again?"

Liu Yan also looked innocent. She clearly didn't say or do anything. How could everything involve her?

"Yanzi Yanzi, we are discussing countermeasures. Do you want Xiaoxiao to get better soon?"

Bi Luochun smiled apologetically again.

"Qiangzi, don't interrupt me, wait until I finish!"

Seeing Liu Yan calm down again, Bi Luochun frowned and looked at Fang Zhiqiang and said seriously.

"But... Xiaoxiao may not reply like this. I guess she will say: 'Really or not?'

So do you dislike me?

’ Now that I’m telling you about Hadron, you have to reply to her like this: ‘Fool, you don’t even have meat, how can you be fat?

’ Just reply to her in this humorous way, and I tell you Qiangzi, she will definitely laugh the first time, and she will laugh from the bottom of her heart!”

Bi Luochun said, his face full of pride.

When Liu Yan heard what he said, she immediately took a deep breath and was about to speak, but was once again blocked by Bi Luochun's smiling expression.

Liu Yan suddenly realized now. No wonder Bi Luochun said to her last time: "Fool, if you are not fat, why are you getting heavier in my heart?"

Looking back now, Liu Yan suddenly felt that she had been deceived. Bi Luochun didn't know where he learned these earthy love words every day. He said them with great emotion. If his willpower is not strong enough, he is really easy to be eroded.

.

However, although Liu Yan was out of breath with anger at this moment, Liu Yan had no choice but to shut up when she thought of Li Xiaoxiao's current situation that Fang Zhiqiang just described.

However, Fang Zhiqiang looked confused at the moment. The words Bi Luochun said made Fang Zhiqiang get goosebumps all over his body. Instead of feeling funny at all, he felt like a retard... "Qiangzi"

, don’t look like this, just listen to me, I’ve tried this trick hundreds of times, and I’m telling you, don’t look at Yanzi’s usual temper, how could I have survived until now if I didn’t have some unique skills?”

Bi Luochun noticed Fang Zhiqiang's tangled expression and immediately added again.

Fang Zhiqiang looked at him suspiciously and nodded, then continued seriously: "I'm telling you, women's thinking is different from ours, and they like to hear such words. You believe me, as long as you tell her this, she will

You’ll definitely laugh! If you’re lucky, you can even throw yourself into your arms!”

"Hmm... Okay... I'll give it a try..." Seeing that Bi Luochun was so attentive, and in front of Liu Yan, after saying these words, he risked his life when he went home.

It’s dangerous! Fang Zhiqiang was too embarrassed to refuse, so he immediately nodded and said.

"Well, believe me, it will definitely work! You can try it with Xiaoxiao later... Ouch, it hurts!"

Sure enough, before Bi Luochun finished speaking, Liu Yan couldn't bear it anymore. She picked him up by his ears and said through gritted teeth: "You old Bi! Why do I say that every day?"

You are teasing me in a different way, why are you so experienced?

Tell me! Which girl have you ever teased?"

"I... am not a wife, I..." Bi Luochun's ears were pulled so red that he couldn't even say a word because of the pain.

"I'll settle the score with you when I get home! Go take the child out!"

Liu Yan finally let go of Bi Luochun's ears, and then yelled at him.

When Bi Luochun heard this, he rubbed his ears that were about to fall off. He didn't dare to neglect at all, and quickly ran to the bedroom to take Xiaochun out.

Even though she was holding the child, Liu Yan still grabbed Bi Luochun's ears and left Fang Zhiqiang's home.

Fang Zhiqiang felt raw looking at that scene... Although he didn't know what kind of fight the two of them would have after returning home, at least it was not as serious as the incident just now, so Fang Zhiqiang was relieved.

However, thinking of the method Bi Luochun just said, Fang Zhiqiang couldn't help but want to give it a try. Although most of Xiaoxiao's situation just mentioned was exaggerated, Xiaoxiao was indeed not in a good mood recently.

So Fang Zhiqiang felt that if he went in and gave it a try, if it really worked, wouldn't he be able to learn and apply it and master it in the future?

Thinking of this, Fang Zhiqiang walked into the bedroom without saying a word.

Xiao Aili didn't cry much now, maybe because she was tired from crying, or maybe because Liu Yan and the others had already left.

"how's it going?"

As soon as Fang Zhiqiang came in, Li Xiaoxiao looked at Fang Zhiqiang with a worried look and asked.

"It's okay. It's a small quarrel. Just go home and have a nap."

Fang Zhiqiang waved his hand and said confidently.

"How do you comfort people?

I just saw that Sister Liu Yan was really angry."

Li Xiaoxiao frowned in confusion. She also knew a little about Liu Yan's temperament. Looking at the behavior just now, if it were her, she really wouldn't be able to coax her.

"You don't have to worry about this."

Fang Zhiqiang stared at Li Xiaoxiao intently, walked toward her, and said with a mysterious face.

Arriving in front of Li Xiaoxiao, Fang Zhiqiang looked at her affectionately, then slowly stretched out his hand, took Li Xiaoxiao's hands, and made eye contact.

Normally, Fang Zhiqiang would not find this action embarrassing, but at this moment, Fang Zhiqiang felt that there was a mysterious force summoning the power of embarrassment inside his body, and even his eyes were erratic.

of.

"What's wrong, Hadron?"

Seeing Fang Zhiqiang's mysterious look, Li Xiaoxiao asked with some confusion.

When Fang Zhiqiang heard this, he became even more nervous. He tried hard to recall the method Bi Luochun had given him just now. After thinking for a long time, he finally cleared his mind and said to Li Xiaoxiao: "Xiaoxiao, have you noticed?

Are you becoming more and more stupid lately?"

"ah?

Is there any?

Where am I stupid?"

The look of confusion on Li Xiaoxiao's face became even thicker, and then she asked curiously.

Fang Zhiqiang recalled the expression on Bi Luochun's face when he taught him just now. Although Bi Luochun didn't do anything just now, how smart is Fang Zhiqiang?

If this time is coupled with a gentle movement, the effect will naturally be even better! Immediately, Fang Zhiqiang stretched out his hand, gently stroked Li Xiaoxiao's soft silk, and looked at Li Xiaoxiao with affectionate eyes.

Tianling Gai said in a gentle tone: "Fool, of course I lied to you. You don't even have a brain, how can you become more and more stupid?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Fang Zhiqiang stroked Li Xiaoxiao's fingers and paused slightly, as if he felt something was wrong, but couldn't explain it for a while.

Li Xiaoxiao was also stunned for a moment. When she reacted, her round eyes were as wide as Ye Mingzhu's, and the rising and falling of her chest meant that she was angry! "Fang Zhiqiang! What do you mean?

!Dare you say I have no brain?

You think you dislike me because I stay at home every day without going to work, right?

Do you think I want this?

Otherwise, you take care of the children! I go out to work! I have no brain?

I just have no brains to fall in love with you, you bastard!"

It is said that everyone has a temper. It is true that Li Xiaoxiao is gentle, but it is also true that she has a temper.

At this moment, Li Xiaoxiao seemed to be possessed by Liu Yan! When Fang Zhiqiang saw that something was not right, he naturally wanted to retreat immediately! "No, Xiaoxiao... listen to me, that's not what I meant. I'm not saying that you have no brains... I

It means...I..." "I what I?"

It's because I have no brains that I forced myself to be ill and gave birth to such a son for you! It's because I have no brains that I foolishly thought that I was the only woman in your heart! I just have no brains... come back!"

The so-called Thirty-Six Stratagems are the best. Fang Zhiqiang saw that Li Xiaoxiao seemed to be going crazy at this moment. He obviously knew what the consequences would be if he continued to stay, so he ran away, and Li Xiaoxiao's roaring voice behind him once again made people laugh.

Fang Zhiqiang's footsteps paused.

"Fang Zhiqiang, I have no brains. I just turned a blind eye to what happened between you and Sister Yaxin... As long as you are a woman, who wouldn't care about such a thing?

As long as she's not stupid! I'm just too stupid... I just have no brains..." Seeing Fang Zhiqiang's back, Li Xiaoxiao suddenly became sad, and talked more and more, and as he talked, he came to this matter,
To be continued...