Chapter 624 Stop Playing Dead
Wang Dachun: "Then you go and die. If you die, this society will be quiet!"
Zhao Guangnian: “…”
Qin Chuan frowned, "Don't argue with them first, just send the patient to the hospital first. If there is an accident, it will be bad."
Zhao Guangnian smiled proudly, "After struggling for a long time, don't you still have to send someone to the hospital? You are all quack doctors. Traditional Chinese medicine is just not good, don't you admit it?"
"That's right, it's good to close the door!"
"Yes, even coming over to have a meeting is simply a waste of social resources."
The three of them sang and said something ugly, making everyone's faces so gloomy that they could almost drip out of water.
It’s not that traditional Chinese medicine is not good, but what’s worse for traditional Chinese medicine is that it does not have advanced medical equipment.
Wang Dachun smiled coldly, "I really take ignorance as personality and ignorance as naive. Do you really think we can't see what the patient is wrong? You underestimate our Chinese medicine too much!"
Zhao Guangnian laughed, "Just a few big names on your side have checked it and they can't find out the cause. This is obvious to all."
Wang Dachun snorted: "It's not that everyone can't check it out, but that I want to save you some face. Since you don't know how to live or die, don't blame me for exposing you!"
Everyone was confused and didn't understand what Wang Dachun was talking about.
Only the two old foxes, Zhong Jiaguo and Sun Wuji, raised their eyebrows, as if they understood what Wang Dachun meant.
Wang Dachun said this to take care of everyone's face. Although they were still fighting in the village just now, they would still unite to the outside world once they encountered foreign enemies.
Zhao Guangnian's eyes flashed, "I don't know what you kid are saying, what is exposing us, what do we have to expose!"
Wang Dachun smiled faintly, "Pretend, keep pretending, since you don't want to say it, let me expose your sinister tricks."
Zhao Guangnian curled his lips, "Tsk, what's the same as it is, what tricks can we do?"
Wang Dachun squatted down and looked at the patient lying on the ground and said with a smile: "I said, this guy, I have been lying on the ground for so long, isn't it cold on the ground?"
Everyone looked at Wang Dachun in a daze. She was stupid. They were all unconscious, so you told him a hammer.
What's going on? I want to make the dead live!
Only Zhao Guangnian and the other three had a glimmer of panic in their eyes, "Boy, why don't you send someone to the hospital quickly? If something happens, can you bear it?"
Wang Dachun looked at Zhao Guangnian with a smile, "Oh, I feel guilty, is your brother lying on this ground?"
Zhao Guangnian's face changed and she said angrily: "Nonsense! I think it's your brother still the same!"
Wang Dachun no longer paid attention to Zhao Guangnian, but continued to say to the patient lying on the ground: "Pretend, keep pretending, I see when you can pretend."
As he said that, he waved to Li Weidong, "Come here and scratch his armpits. Whoever scratched him will wake him up? The master rewarded him with 10,000 yuan."
"Good! Master, please take a look. I'm the best at scratching people."
That's right, even if it's a dead person, I can still scratch him!"
"Haha, even if a ghost who has been dead for eight hundred years, I can make him laugh three times!"
Several of Sun Wuji's students were all ready to go, just like they had a chicken blood.
If you scratch your servant, you can get a bonus of 10,000 yuan. When will the money be so easy to make!
This is almost like a free sex job!
Sun Wuji looked at several of his live-fire students and couldn't help but cover his forehead, looking like this was not my student.
Zhao Guangnian and his friends couldn't help but twitch when they saw several people taking out brushes, hooks, toothpicks and other tools from their bags.
Damn, there are tools, is this a professional construction team?
"Hmph, I think you are just messing around. The patient has fainted for so long and has not been sent to the hospital. If something happens, you will be finished!"
Zhao Guangnian shouted with some guilt.
Wang Dachun ignored Zhao Guangnian at all, but said to several people: "Trouble!"
Suddenly, a unique game of scratching people began.
In order to get the 10,000 yuan bonus, Li Weidong and the other two used their own unique skills.
"Look at my invincible scratching my hands!"
"The dead are jumping!"
"Catch the immortal's feet!"
Several people took action at the patient's armpits, soles of feet, belly and other sensitive parts.
Zhao Guangnian and the other two: "..."
Everyone: "..."
Everyone was stunned to look at this funny scene. It was the first time that they had seen a patient rescue like this when they grew up.
It's simply amazing!
Even Zhong Jiaguo's mouth twitched. Wang Dachun was so troubling!
At this moment, the patient lying on the ground twitched.
Wang Dachun laughed, "Look, this guy can't hold on anymore. He wants to laugh, I guess he can't hold on for three seconds!"
As soon as the words come to an end!
puff!
The patient laughed and said, "Wow, it's so itchy! It's so itchy! It's so itchy!"
As he said that, he flipped it up from the ground, "Brothers, please don't scratch it anymore, it's really itchy hahahaha..."
puff!
Everyone was stunned, she was really pretending!
At first, everyone was a little unbelievable, thinking that Wang Dachun was making trouble, but now everyone is undoubtedly unanimous to the outside world, and no one has exposed him.
Unexpectedly, this "patient" is really pretending to be in a coma. The world is so big!
Zhao Guangnian and the other two wanted to slip away when they saw that the situation was not good, but Wang Dachun stared at them tightly.
"These three slags must be separated, so don't let them go!"
Suddenly, a group of security guards surrounded them. They had already seen these three arrogant and domineering guys unhappy!
Zhao Guangnian's expression changed, "Why, you still want to force yourself to stay, this is illegal!"
Sun Wuji smiled, "Didn't you just say you should have a good exchange? How can you leave if you haven't started communication yet!"
"you……"
The three of them turned red and they were in a dilemma.
Wang Dachun looked at the "patient" who was awakened by scratching and said with a smile: "Tell me, who sent you here to pretend to be dead? Are they the three of them?"
The man looked confused, "No, no one asked me to come. I fainted as I walked!"
Wang Dachun waved his hand and said, "Tick! Keep scratching for me! When will he stop when he tells the truth!"
"Okay!"
Li Weidong and others pressed the guy to the ground and slapped him as fiercely as a tiger.
"Hahahaha, itchy! It's so itchy!"
"Please stop scratching, I'm tickling hahahaha!"
“…”
"Stop scratching! I said! I'm talking about everything! Please stop scratching!"
Ten minutes later, the guy was snot and tears, and his whole body was thrusting. He finally experienced what it feels like to be itchy for ten minutes!
Drunk and dreaming!
Wang Dachun said lightly: "Tell me, if there is a lie, I will scratch it for half an hour next time, so that you can understand what life is worse than death!"
Chapter completed!