Font
Large
Medium
Small
Night
Prev Index    Favorite NextPage

Chapter 476: Toilet Dominator(1/2)

Having prepared leaves and sticks, Fang Zheng grabbed a handful of soil and smeared it on his face: "Dress up in disguise, change your voice and accent when you go in, and speak as little as possible to avoid trouble later."

"Why, brother, what are we afraid of when we beg for food?" Lai Gouer asked

"Hey! Don't ask any more questions. This method is an emergency measure, and accidents are easy to happen. You can't go wrong if you are fully prepared."

"oh!"

After getting ready, the two clay figures began to run quickly towards the latrine.

As he ran, Fang Zheng warned him: "Don't say anything when you go in, just keep an eye on him! Look at my eyes and act!"

"I understand, brother!"

In the hut, Dong Fu was happily holding his baggage!

I originally went to the tailor shop to pick up some things, but I didn't expect that I had eaten too much at noon, and suddenly had a reaction in the middle of the afternoon.

Fortunately, we persisted until we reached the hut, and the urgent need was solved.

"Um...um...fuck?"

While he was exerting force, Dong Fu's vision went dark, and two beggars with dark faces, one large and one small, appeared and squatted in front of him.

The result of half the efforts...is broken.

Seeing the two people who appeared inexplicably in front of him, Dong Fu said angrily: "What are you two going to do?"

Fang Zheng didn't say a word. He picked up the broken bowl in his hand and started shaking it. There were two stones inside, making a tinkling sound.

Her eyes were still staring straight down at him.

Lai Gou'er followed suit and started staring.

The hut was suddenly filled with a strange atmosphere.

Dong Fu was so stared at that he felt cold down there! He picked up the toilet seat and started to clean it up.

Fang Zhengyi took a small wooden stick and knocked the toilet chip to the ground with a precise click.

It was conveniently transferred to the manure pit...

Then he picked up the bowl and shook it again in front of Dong Fu.

"You are all fucking sick!" Rich Dong was dumbfounded! The next second he couldn't suppress his embarrassment and started to curse!

I ran into two weirdos out of nowhere. What evil happened today?

I can't get up from now on! I can't just pick up my pants and leave.

I haven’t wiped my butt yet!

Fang Zhengyi still didn't say anything, so he shook the broken bowl.

Dong Fu forced himself to calm down, endured his nausea and asked, "A beggar?"

Fang Zhengyi and Lai Gouer nodded in unison.

"Then you fucking want it! Just pretend to be mute here! Hit me in the toilet to raise money for your mother!" Dong Fu anxiously and angrily took out a few pennies from his arms and threw them into Fang Zhengyi's broken bowl.

Lai Gouer's eyes lit up instantly!

It works! It works! The money comes in so fast!

However, a few pennies could not satisfy Fang Zhengyi's appetite. He sighed and held the bowl in front of Dong Fu's eyes.

"Too little?"

Fang Zheng nodded, and Lai Gou'er quickly followed.

"You two stinky beggars, please don't get in your fucking nose! You know I'm... Oh, damn! I'll give it, I'll give it!"

Before Dong Fu could finish speaking, Fang Zhengyi took the tip of a small stick and stabbed him twice in an unknown place.

Lai Gou'er's eyelids twitched as he watched... His eyes looked at Fang Zhengyi with a hint of fear.

Brother, this doesn't look like a beggar, this is just a robbery.

Dong Fu's breathing began to quicken, and he shrank back hard, but there was no room. He had never been in such an embarrassing situation in his life... This man is a pervert!

With trembling hands, he took out twenty pennies from his pocket and put it into the bowl, praying: "Is it enough?"

Fang Zhengyi silently stretched out two fingers, pinched his throat and said with a slightly weird accent: "Two people."

"Forty coins, right? OK! I'll give you the money but you have to leave quickly!" Dong Fu gritted his teeth and began to bargain.

Fang Zheng nodded.

Dong Hai took out another twenty coins and put them into the bowl. Fang Zheng handed the bowl to Lai Gou'er.

Then he took out a handful of leaves, took out one from the middle and handed it over.

Looking at the poor leaf that Fang Zheng handed over, Dong Fu felt blood rushing to his forehead!

You knocked off my toilet chip, why don’t you just give me a leaf!?

"It's five cents a piece, sir, how many do you like? This one is priced at fifty cents."

The flesh on Dong Fu's face kept trembling, and he roared: "No! I don't want one! I will die here today and fall into the cesspit! If you don't buy this shabby leaf, get out of here!"

Seeing that he was angry, Lai Gou'er couldn't help but feel a little scared, and quietly pulled down Zhengyi's sleeves.

Fang Zheng sighed when he saw this.

After all, the newcomer is too young and has some stage fright.

It’s hard to teach the later ones, otherwise you will learn them badly. My own skills are only used by gangs to commit crimes.

It is enough for one or two people to use it once. If you use it too much, you will inevitably get into trouble.

Fang Zhengyi bowed to Dong Fu, turned around and left with Lai Gou'er.

Outside the hut, Lai Gouer excitedly counted the coins in the broken bowl: "Brother, forty-five cents! Forty-five cents! I won't come with so many coins for several days, but you still have something to do."

Although Lai Gou'er was happy, Fang Zheng was worried when he looked at the broken bowl. Who could spend this little money? He was still waiting to take a bath and eat.

Lai Gou'er had promised Lai Gou'er, and he couldn't break his promise. He wouldn't have the patience to wait for a few more people to take action.

"Wait for me here for a while, I'll go in for a while."

In the hut, Dong Fugang relaxed and continued to detoxify, but he was still mumbling and cursing.

A dark shadow appeared in front of me again!

The chocolate factory was just halfway through processing...it stopped again...

"What are you doing again~ Ouch! How about changing to someone else?!" Dong Fu looked at Fang Zhengyi with a face full of pain.

"Robbery." Fang Zhengyi silently knelt down, took out a dagger from his boot, and put it against Dong Fu's neck.

"Hit...robbery...robbery!?" Dong Fu's face instantly turned pale: "You...you are breaking the law! Hero, we don't offend the river, we have already given you the money just now...don't do it!

"

"Stop talking nonsense and take out all the money!" Fang Zhengyi took the blade of the knife and rubbed it twice on his neck.

A cold touch passed across his neck, and Dong Fu was already panicking.

It's outrageous enough to be forced to beg for food while taking a shit! The beggar suddenly turned into a fucking robber!

Dong Fu quickly removed the baggage and prepared to rummage for money.

Fang Zheng pulled the bags one by one: "Let me see what's in it?"

"..."

The bag was opened and there were two sets of new clothes inside.

Just right!

"Yes, this burden belongs to me too!"

"Hero...here...give you money."

As soon as Fang Zheng took the money bag from Dong Fu, he opened it and took a look. It looked like there were three to five taels of broken silver inside.

He took a small ingot and two taels of scattered silver, threw the money bag back to Dong Fu, and asked: "Just take these, I'll assume that I lent them to you. Who do you want to live in?"

Dong Fu squatted on the latrine, feeling panic in his heart. Seeing that Fang Zhengyi had no intention of committing murder, he felt more relaxed.

He lowered his head and gritted his teeth and said: "You go away! I will consider the money as a gift to you! Just pretend that nothing happened today and get out of here!"

Fang Zheng smiled: "If you say you borrowed it, you must pay it back. I, Guo Tianyang, will repay the favor. You are lucky to meet me!"

Good luck? I want to tear you apart alive, you bitch!

Dong Fu suppressed his anger and said: "My name is Dong Fu, the housekeeper of the Chu family. You don't know the Chu family, right? Guo Tianyang, I remember you, and I will wait for you to pay back the money at any time!"

"Well, that's right. Let's go!"

"Fuck!"

Fang Zheng nodded with satisfaction, then swept his leg towards Dong Fu!

Immediately, Dong Fu inserted one of his legs deeply into the pit, and half of his body fell sideways on the pit.
To be continued...
Prev Index    Favorite NextPage