Chapter 317 Equal Distribution
At this time, Lin Erdan received a call from Yang Jieya, asking him to go to the school construction site, saying that it was about the acceptance specifications, and asked him to come over and help sort out the relevant materials.
Lin Erdan rode his electric bike and left, leaving this small matter to Chen Fang.
"You all stop! Whose house is the old sow at?" Chen Fang shouted.
Before the two people could speak, they started talking to each other: "Old Sow is still at Sanhuang Weasel's house! That boy is so dishonest!"
Sanhuang Weasel immediately stared with a pair of mouse eyes: "You are so unreasonable! If you don't deal with me, you don't have to say bad things about me in front of Village Chief Chen!"
"Village Chief Chen, we will take you there! Sanhuang Weasel's house is not far ahead." The enthusiastic melon-eaters showed their greatest enthusiasm. The group laughed and went to Sanhuang Weasel's house.
The three yellow weasels said loudly: "Did you see it? All these piglets are in my pigsty! Luo Erbaldy can't even think about occupying my whole family or trying to extort our piglets. There's no way!"
Luo Erbaldy shouted loudly: "Sanhuang Weasel, you bastard! You are just talking nonsense! I will beat you to death, you bastard!"
Sanhuang Weasel stretched his head over and said: "Luo Erbaldy, Village Chief Chen is here. I'll lend you some courage. If you have the ability, hit me!"
"Me!" Baldy Luo Er clenched his fists, and the muscles on his face were beating. He was obviously very angry and wanted to beat the three yellow weasels all over the ground right away.
But he glanced at Chen Fang and didn't dare to take action.
Chen Fang nodded and looked carefully outside the pig pen of Sanhuang Weasel's house.
Sanhuang Weasel said: "Village Chief Chen, these piglets are really the offspring of our white pig! You see, my white pig likes these piglets so much, doesn't it?"
Baldy Luo Er continued to glare at Sanhuang Weasel, which meant: I won't be able to beat you to death after Village Chief Chen leaves!
At this time, Pan Dagang came over and said: "Village Chief Chen, I have understood this matter. If the two families divide it equally, it will be over."
Luo Erbaldy immediately said loudly: "No! Why should the cubs of my old sow be divided equally with the three yellow weasels?"
Pan Dagang said: "Then how do you prove that these piglets are yours?"
Someone next to me immediately said: "Now that technology is advanced, let's go get a paternity test!"
Chen Fang glared at the man: "What kind of paternity test are you doing? Nonsense."
The man was still unconvinced: "That's science!"
Baldy Luo Er said: "Okay, in order to win this reputation, I agree to take these piglets for a paternity test!"
Chen Fang spread her hands: "You guys! What are you thinking about? How much can a piglet be sold for? A paternity test costs thousands of dollars!"
Pan Dagang said with a smile: "Yes, we are all from the village. Why should we hurt the harmony over a few piglets? Village Chief Chen, I think it is a good idea to divide it equally."
Chen Fang looked at the thirteen piglets: "If the two families share the piglets equally, there will be one more piglet."
Pan Dagang said: "It's very simple! Each family has six piglets, and the remaining one, I roasted it as a suckling pig at noon today, and it was treated as if the two of them were inviting Village Chief Chen to dinner."
Chen Fang shook his head, asked some more questions, and found that this matter was really a mess.
There was no other way, so she said: "If both of you give in, then we can divide it equally."
"No!" San Huang Weasel and Luo Er Baldy objected in unison, "Why should we share our piglets equally with him?"
Pan Dagang said with a smile: "So what if it's not divided equally? Otherwise, you two will give all these piglets to Village Chief Chen! Haha."
This was quite a bit of a joke! Chen Fang really couldn't think of a way, so she remembered what Lin Erdan said: If a problem cannot be solved on the spot, just put it aside for the time being.
She announced loudly: "Since you don't want to split it equally, then you can come up with a better way. I have other things to do, and I will come back to deal with your two families' affairs in the afternoon."
Seeing her leaving on an electric bike, the crowd started talking.
"It seems like this litter of piglets can't be distinguished clearly."
"They are still unwilling to split it equally. These two families are so stupid."
"It's really not possible, the only option is to get a paternity test."
"Bah, that can't be solved with a little money. Are you going to pay for it?"
"If you don't do a paternity test, it seems like everything is just a mess."
"If it doesn't work, we'll confiscate it! No one wants the piglets!"
Chen Fang, who returned home in vain, had to find the construction site of Longwang Lake School before finding Lin Erdan.
Lin Erdan was busy helping Yang Jieya fill out the form. He raised his head and asked casually: "How is it? Is it solved?"
Chen Fang picked up the water glass dejectedly and took a big gulp: "Hey, things are getting complicated."
"Then tell me what's going on." Lin Erdan continued to fill out the form without raising his head, and Chen Fang briefly explained the process eloquently.
"Haha!" Yang Jieya laughed so hard that she couldn't stand up straight, "Someone actually said they wanted a paternity test?"
But she laughed a few times and couldn't stop laughing, because Chen Fang kept a dark face.
An hour later, Lin Erdan rode Chen Fang's electric car, picked up Chen Fang, and came to Luopan Ridge again.
"Look, everyone! Village Chief Chen is back again! This time he has brought Village Chief Lin with him!"
"Village Chief Lin is awesome. Once he comes, he will definitely solve this matter."
"Even if Village Chief Lin is a miracle doctor, it's impossible for him to do a paternity test!"
"Stop talking nonsense and hurry up and see how Village Chief Lin solved this matter."
The melon-eating crowd gathered again and followed Lin Erdan and the others to Sanhuang Weasel's home.
Lin Erdan ignored everyone and looked carefully, realizing that all the piglets were black and white.
He suddenly asked Sanhuang Weasel: "Sanhuang Weasel, let me ask you, what color is the pig that is bred to your old sow?"
The three yellow weasels were stunned: "Breeding pig? That one is white, a big white pig."
Lin Erdan immediately asked: "Are you sure?"
Sanhuang Weasel blinked his mouse eyes a few times: "Well, Village Chief Lin, I was so frightened that you asked me this, and I couldn't remember it for a moment."
Lin Erdan narrowed his eyes: "Okay, if I can't remember the color, it's okay. Then whose breeding pig did you use? You know this, right?"
Sanhuang Weasel blinked his mouse eyes vigorously: "That, that is, is Wang Xianyan of Qili Village."
Immediately, a nearby villager testified: "Village Chief Lin, what Sanhuang Weasel said is right. Wang Xianyan from Qili Village spends all day building an electric tricycle, dragging his big white pig around and breeding it to others."
"Haha..." The crowd burst into laughter.
"Qian Dayan, did Wang Xianyan breed your wife?" Someone immediately started making such a joke.
"Damn it, Wang Xianyan is breeding for your whole family!" Qian Dayan suddenly became furious and cursed back.
Lin Erdan frowned and said, "Stop talking nonsense! Shut up!"
Sure enough, Lin Erdan's majesty is not small, because everyone has seen Lin Erdan show his power, it was a real killing of a hundred people.
Lin Erdan asked Luo Erdan again: "When did your old sow escape?"
Luo Er, a bald man, scratched his bald head and thought about it carefully: "Village Chief Lin, I drank too much on New Year's Eve. Anyway, I haven't seen this old sow of mine since the first day of New Year."
Lin Erdan asked Sanhuang Weasel again: "Can you tell me more clearly, when were these piglets in your family born?"
Chapter completed!