Chapter 139 That's Not a Joke
Lin Erdan directly took out one hundred and handed it to the middle-aged farmer: "Uncle, this is the money to buy wheat seeds. You worked so hard to send it here, so you don't have to change. By the way, I also bought a lot of meat here.
Even the few of us can’t finish the meal, so just take it as a tip for you and take it all!”
As he spoke, Lin Erdan took the roasted chicken and beef he bought from the supermarket and handed them to the middle-aged farmer!
This behavior is very interesting: it was originally sold to Nie Haiying’s parents, but now Lin Erdan doesn’t want to give it to them! He might as well give it to the honest middle-aged farmer in front of him!
The middle-aged farmer knows his stuff well. When he saw these bags, they were all high-end goods from the supermarket, worth at least several hundred yuan! He quickly declined: "Ah? No, no, no, no, no, these things of yours are too much."
It’s too expensive, I can’t have it.”
Nie Haiying's face turned ugly: "Chen Fang, what did you say? Aren't these foods meant to be given to my parents?"
Lin Erdan said: "Sister Nie, your family's consumption level is too high. I can't reach it. I don't dare to give these junk foods to my uncle and aunt, haha."
The middle-aged farmer had already picked up those bags in his hands and said, "Ah, this is for my brother and sister-in-law. I would be so embarrassed if you gave it to me." But he refused to return the bags.
Lin Erdan pushed him out of the private room: "Uncle, just take it with ease. Goodbye."
Chen Fang couldn't help but smile to herself at Lin Erdan's cunningness: Good boy, this is intentional to embarrass Nie Haiying and his wife. However, this money is spent in real money, so you know how to spend it randomly.
This time it was Nie Haiying's turn to be depressed. She couldn't say anything about those who wanted to keep the meat, so she just sat there and held her breath. After a while, she couldn't help it anymore and said: "Lin Erdan, you just boasted about buying a BMW."
X5, right? I, Nie Haiying, will challenge you tonight. If you don’t buy a BMW X5 for Chen Fang, you must kneel in front of me and admit that I am your grandma!"
Lin Erdan drank another cup of Hai Zhilan with great satisfaction: "What if I buy this car for Sister Fang? On the other hand, you two will kneel down and call me grandpa! Right?"
Chen Fang no longer had the interest to eat: "Lin Erdan, didn't I tell you before, don't spend impulsively!"
Lin Erdan said: "I was not impulsive because I was planning to buy a mobility scooter."
Zhang Zhiming laughed loudly: "Chen Fang, you don't have to tell this kid's lies! He is just bragging. How can he afford a BMW X5? You know, such a luxury car is not only expensive, but also requires hundreds of dollars."
Ten percent of the purchase tax is a small 100,000 yuan! If you buy insurance, it is several times more expensive than an ordinary car! With his income, the cost of buying insurance every year is enough! It’s so interesting! Haiying,
You’re going to be a grandma tonight! Haha!”
Lin Erdan said: "Zhang Zhiming, we've almost finished our meal. Please take us to the BMW 4S store to have a look."
"Okay! I'll take you there even if you don't tell me! Haha! You've blown my skin!" Zhang Zhiming stood up immediately and handed the BMW X3 car key to Nie Haiying, "Let's go! I want to see it.
Look, how you recognized your grandson tonight!"
Arriving at the BMW 4S store, Lin Erdan smiled: "Ouch? They actually open the door at night! Very dedicated."
Zhang Zhiming sneered: "Boy, are you blown away? I think we should not go in. Just stay on the roadside and perform the trick of kneeling down and calling grandma and grandpa!"
Lin Erdan had a very bad impression of the couple. He took the remaining bottle of Ocean Blue and the two bottles of Great Wall Cabernet wine that he had not drank, picked up the BMW X3, and walked into the BMW 4S store.
The reason why 4S stores open at night is actually very simple. After people drink too much at night, they do make many impulsive purchases, and the same goes for buying cars.
Chen Fang knew that she couldn't persuade Lin Erdan, so she simply stopped talking.
"Is there any current BMW X5? We want the top-end model!" In order to embarrass Lin Erdan, Zhang Zhiming started yelling as soon as he entered.
A female salesperson in uniform immediately greeted him with a smile on her face: "Sir, I am Yan Yuxiang, the sales manager here. What a coincidence that you are here. I happen to have a BMW X5, which is fully imported, but the price is not the same."
It needs to be discussed, the price of the naked car is 840,000."
"Excuse me, who among you wants to buy a car?" Yan Yuxiang adheres to the rule of service with a smile.
With a joking smile on his face, Zhang Zhiming reached out to Lin Erdan and said, "Hey, this is Mr. Lin Erdan who wants to buy a car, and he must buy the top-of-the-range BMW X5. Don't worry, money is not an issue! Haha."
Yan Yuxiang stared at Lin Erdan in surprise, and immediately restored her signature smile: "Oh? Mr. Lin, may I ask, are you driving this car yourself? Do you need to apply for an installment car loan? Don't worry, you are not tight on funds.
If you have any questions, we will handle the entire process for you and complete all the procedures for you.”
Lin Erdan didn't answer and dragged Chen Fang forward: "Go and look at the car and buy it if you are satisfied."
Yan Yuxiang hurriedly grabbed Chen Fang's hand: "Madam, the top-end version of the BMW X5 is currently the one with the highest configuration..."
Of course Chen Fang was satisfied with such a luxury car! But she was worried that Lin Erdan didn't have enough money.
Lin Erdan saw Chen Fang's expression from the side and said to Yan Yuxiang: "Manager Yan, please help us go through the formalities. How long will it take to get the full payment?"
"Full...Full payment?" Yan Yuxiang began to be confused, because she felt that it would be impossible for someone like Lin Erdan, who was dressed so plainly, to get so much money at once.
Zhang Zhiming looked at Lin Erdan blankly and muttered in a low voice: "At this time, you are still blowing?"
Lin Erdan took out his bank card: "Well, Manager Yan, could you please go through the procedures quickly? When can it be completed at the fastest time?"
Yan Yuxiang quickly took the bank card: "Okay, Mr. Lin, as long as the payment is successful, the license plate will be registered tomorrow morning, and you can drive away! You guys sit down for a moment, and I will handle the formalities right away!"
After returning from swiping the card, when Yan Yuxiang handed the bank card to Lin Erdan, she bent down and handed it back with both hands!
"Mr. Lin, please keep your card. Don't worry, I will go to the Vehicle Management Office to help you apply for a license plate tomorrow morning. You can drive the car away at ten o'clock at the latest!"
Nie Haiying and his wife were dumbfounded during the whole process: This little farmer actually paid full price for a BMW X5? How is this possible?
Lin Erdan stretched out his hand and waved it in front of Zhang Zhiming's eyes: "Zhang Zhiming, I'm willing to admit defeat. You won't forget what you said before, right?"
"Ah?" Zhang Zhiming stared: "I'm just joking with you, are you so serious!"
Chapter completed!