Just when Ma Xiaole was having some wild thoughts, Liu Shuying came out of the cornfield, holding three big corn cobs in her hand.

"Xiao Le, have you lost your mind?" Liu Shuying asked with a smile when she saw Ma Xiaole still standing on the ground, leaning on the handle of a shovel as if she was lost in thought.

Ma Xiaole was stunned, then he smiled and said: "Auntie, you are the best woman in the village!"

Liu Shuying couldn't help but blush, "Kid, what are you talking about? What do you know!"

"You are good-looking, and you don't curse. If it were another woman, she would have scolded me for ruining the crops. She might have chased me for a while, and maybe even come looking for her." Ma Xiaole stared at Liu Shuying in front of her.

, without blinking.

"Haha." Liu Shuying pursed her lips and smiled softly, "Is this a good idea?"

"Of course it is!" After Ma Xiaole said this, he picked up the shovel and turned around to leave. He couldn't leave. He couldn't cover the shed below and would make a fool of himself if he stayed.

When we walked to the orchard, the sun was already high. Heat waves came one after another, and the cicadas on the trees screamed desperately from the heat.

Ma Xiaole squinted his eyes and raised his head, looked at the treetops, and said to himself: "You know what the heck you are, you are shouting 'cicada, cicada' every day, do you know what I want to do? Tell you, I want to have sex with Erluzi

It’s almost impossible for a mother to use condoms, you know!”

After finishing speaking, Ma Xiaole suddenly realized that the sound was a bit loud, so he quickly curled up his neck and looked around. Fortunately, there was no one around, so he breathed a sigh of relief, then got into the row of fruit trees and started digging ditches.

After working for a while, he started to sweat. Ma Xiaole frowned and wiped his forehead, sighed and continued digging.

After resting for three times, Ma Xiaole couldn't hold on any longer. He threw the shovel on the ground and sat down on the ridge. "Grandma, grandpa is so exhausted!" After saying that, he took out a cigarette from his pocket.

There was smoke, but no fire.

There was no cigarette to relieve the fatigue. Ma Xiaole was so anxious that he threw his leg away. Unfortunately, his foot hit a stone, and he immediately grimaced in pain.

It hurt a little, but this touch also gave me inspiration. Ma Xiaole's eyes lit up when he looked at the stone, he picked it up and hit it hard on the shoulder edge of the shovel, and the shovel head fell off.

Ma Xiaole threw the stone away, laughed, shook his head and said to himself: "Ma Xiaole, Ma Xiaole, this shovel is worn out, you still dig a ditch!" After saying that, he held the shovel head in one hand and dragged the shovel with the other.

He walked towards the courtyard.

Walking to the door of the bamboo fence, the big yellow dog lying on the ground got up, stretched and looked at its owner with its head and tail wagging.

Ma Xiaole took out the noodle cake that Hu Aiying had given him in the morning from his pocket, tore off a piece and threw it to the big yellow dog, "Ah Huang, you are lucky to follow me. You can eat whatever I eat."

The big yellow dog was really hungry. He swallowed half of the cake in one mouthful and looked at Ma Xiaole eagerly.

Ma Xiaole looked at the dog and then at the cake, and simply threw the rest to it. Then he entered the house, lay down on the mat, stretched his limbs comfortably, grabbed the "Book of Changes" on the bed and read it.

stand up.

But without even looking at it twice, Ma Xiaole threw aside the Book of Changes and took out a book full of ellipses from under the mat. He bought this book from a street stall when he went to the village market. At that time, the street stall owner tried his best to

It was recommended and said that it was definitely a good book. He took it and read a few pages and couldn't put it down. It was only then that he really became interested in women. Now, the book is so rotten that he is planning to return to his hometown one day.

When there is a market, I will buy another book and read it.

When he was getting excited, the big yellow dog suddenly barked ferociously. When Ma Xiaole heard this, he knew that someone must be coming. He quickly got up and took a look, and it turned out to be Erluzi.

"Xiao Le, Xiao Le!" From a distance, the idiot shouted at the top of his lungs.

"Okay, okay, I heard you." Ma Xiaole said to the sweaty Erluzi through the bamboo fence door, "Why are you shouting for your life?"

"If I don't shout, if you don't come out, if you don't come out, your A-Huang will be very cruel to me." Er Lengzi wiped his sweat, his little face flushed with heat.

"Bring your A-hua here and let her play with A-Huang. I'm sure A-Huang won't have time to be cruel to you." Ma Xiaole said with a wicked smile.

"Then, next time I will bring Ah Hua." Er Lengzi smiled stupidly and said, "Uncle Chang Gen said this morning that I can come and eat some fruits. Now, here I am!"

"I want to eat fruit. There aren't many. They are all in the garden. It's up to you. By the way, there are also watermelons, Lao Tian." Ma Xiaole is tired of these things. He is not stingy at all, and after all, he is not stingy at all.

Things have been agreed upon in advance.

"Okay, then I'm going!" The stupid boy turned around and ran towards the orchard like a gust of wind.

Although Erluzi is short-sighted, he is quite capable of brute strength.

Ma Xiaole rolled his eyes and immediately called him, "Young fool, do you want to come here and eat fruit every day?"

"Think so!" Er Lunzi stopped, turned around and said happily.

"That's not going to be easy." Ma Xiaole pointed to the shovel head and shovel handle on the ground, "Put on the shovel, follow me to the ground to dig drainage ditches, and eat the fruit while digging. Once the digging is done, I'll

Let you have fun every day."

When Erluzi heard that he could come here every day to satisfy his craving, he immediately agreed.

So, Ma Xiaole took Er Lunzi into the orchard, first picked a big apple for him to eat, and then brought him a fragrant melon, letting him eat while digging a drainage ditch, while he found a shady place to lie down and tilt his head

Erlang's legs swayed happily.

Around noon, a deep and straight drainage ditch was dug, and Erluzi was sweating profusely from exhaustion.

Ma Xiaole was afraid that Erluozi would go home and tell Liu Shuying, so he went to the melon field and picked another melon and handed it to him, saying: "Erlunzi, you can't tell anyone else about this, including your mother, because if they know about it, they will

Tell my godfather, if my godfather finds out, he will definitely not let you come here again, and then you won’t be able to eat the fruits!"

"If you don't tell me, what are you talking about?" Erluzi chewed the melon and shook his head.

"Then why don't you come tomorrow? Dig a drainage ditch, and there will be fruits all over the ground waiting for you!" Ma Xiaole smiled proudly.

"Come on, of course. If you don't come when there's something delicious to eat, wouldn't you be stupid?" The fool rolled his eyes.

Ma Xiaole couldn't help laughing, "Okay, that's it, you go home for dinner first."

Erluzi threw away the melon head, patted his belly, and left with satisfaction.

Ma Xiaole went back to the house to tidy up, closed the door and walked towards the village. The banquet at the village party secretary's house was still waiting for him.

Fan Baofa invited many people, and the courtyard was very lively, as if Fan Zaoni was getting married.

The pot was buzzing and the stove was heating up, and the aroma of the food wafted far away, making the surrounding families unable to eat the rice. I had no choice but to smell the aroma but not eat it. There was no taste in my mouth and I could only swallow dry saliva.

Especially when bachelors put money into the fields, they simply put down their bowls and chopsticks and stopped eating. They squatted at the gate and complained, cursing and saying that Fan Baofa was just a bastard. He worked as a branch secretary to earn money and drank everything. When did he let the police arrest him?

When the house was empty, he went to sleep with his woman Zhao Lamei.

When Ma Xiaole walked to Qian Rutian's door, the grouch had just finished his scolding and asked, "Xiao Le, why are you wandering around here if you don't go home for lunch?"

"Who said I don't want to eat? I'm going to the party secretary's house to have a wedding banquet!" Ma Xiaole raised his head and didn't even look at the money entering the field.

Qian Rutian felt very uncomfortable and said angrily: "Hey, things have changed these days. If I don't do it, I will do it."

Ma Xiaole was naturally unhappy when he heard this, and said with a face: "My godfather has something to do and he can't get away, so what's the matter if I go? Besides, those things have nothing to do with you, so what are you talking about?"

"Hey, what's going on?" Qian Rutian was of course not convinced, "Why don't we just have a meal? Isn't that amazing?!"

"Then if you have the ability, go and have a try. Saying some sour words isn't despicable enough!"

"Hey, you little brat, didn't I just say something? Look at you!" Qian Rutian said with a sullen face, "People bring things when they go drinking, what do you bring?"

"What are you bringing?" Ma Xiaole took out a brand new note and shook it, "Look clearly, this thing is no better than anything else?!"

Qian Rutian licked his lips and suddenly realized that it would be a shame to be in trouble with his child. He immediately put on a smile and said, "What, are you serious? I'm kidding you."

Ma Xiaole knew that what Qian Rutian said was a lie, but he was too lazy to pay attention to him, so he pretended to be Qian and left.

When he arrived at Fan Zaoni's house, the first thing he did was to give the money to Zhao Lamei, so that she wouldn't have to say that she was here for nothing.

Zhao Lamei is also a good talker. After taking the money, he handed it to Ma Xiaole, "Hey, Xiaole's nephew also contributed money. How can this be done? Take it back and take it back. You are still a child."

"Hey, Aunt Lamei, you're seventeen or eighteen, what a small thing. Besides, this is what godfather and godmother mean. How can I have money?" Ma Xiaole pushed Zhao Lamei's hand back.

"Haha, Xiao Le is such a smart kid, so hurry up and sit in the house. There is an electric fan, go blow it and cool yourself down." Zhao Lamei, who has always been mean and stingy, loaded up the money and called Zaoni, "Zao Ni,

Xiaole is here, please say hello."

Fan Zaoni was having a lively chat with a group of female classmates. When Ma Xiaole came, she didn't bother to go out. She just said in a high voice: "Ma Xiaole, come in by yourself. I'm talking to my classmates."

Ma Xiaole was naturally not polite and walked in carelessly.

In fact, Ma Xiaole also knows most of Fan Zaoni's classmates today, and they have gone to school together for nearly two years. Especially Tao Dongxia, who is very proactive and enthusiastic towards him, and even makes Fan Zaoni a little jealous.

.

In fact, Fan Zaoni's attitude towards Ma Xiaole is more complicated. She thinks Ma Xiaole is the prettiest among her male classmates, but she also hates his careless look. He doesn't study hard and doesn't talk, but he always behaves like a child.

Bad idea. Especially when he intercepted his female classmates on the way to school, Fan Zaoni felt that he was simply hopeless.

Finally, Fan Zaoni really couldn't stand the warm-heartedness between Tao Dongxia and Ma Xiaole, so she walked up to her and said that the room was too noisy and went out to talk, so she and Ma Xiaole were forced to separate.

At almost twelve o'clock, the banquet was ready to begin.

When sitting at the banquet table, Fan Baofa found himself in a difficult situation. It was not appropriate to arrange Ma Xiaole on either side. He sat with Zaoni and the others at a table full of female classmates. It was a bit crowded. Moreover, Zaoni also said that Ma Xiaole would not be allowed to sit with them. Of course,

Fan Baofa didn't know what Zaoni was thinking. If Ma Xiaole sat over, Tao Dongxia would definitely have to squeeze in next to him. That wouldn't be irritating enough.

Fan Baofa couldn't put Ma Xiaole on the men's table. They were adults, drinking and talking, so it was inappropriate. He had no choice but to put him on the women's table.

Ma Xiaole didn't care which table he sat at, as long as he had eaten and drank enough, and what made him particularly excited was that he actually sat next to Liu Shuying, the mother of the idiot!

The Erlunzi's father, Zhao Ruyi, is somewhat related to Fan Baofa's woman Zhao Lamei. He is also a teacher at the township central primary school. He is considered a respectable person in the village, so of course he is also among those invited. However, he went back because there was something going on at school.

He didn't come, so Liu Shuying was asked to step in instead.

There was beer on the woman's table, but Ma Xiaole didn't like it at all. After drinking two bottles, he poured a large glass of white wine at the next table and drank it leisurely.

"Xiao Le, you want to eat some vegetables." Liu Shuying saw that Ma Xiaole was only holding a wine glass without chopsticks, so she picked up a big meatball for him.
To be continued...