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Chapter 28 Absurdity

At noon, most of the villagers' neighbors finished their work at home. A few people lazily dragged rakes and pickaxes and other things into the village. As soon as they heard the noise from Ma Changgen's house, they all became energetic. No one was interested in the excitement.

look?

When the onlookers saw Cao Erkui staring at Ma Xiaole with red eyes, they all stared intently, wanting to see how the scene would end.

Next, Cao Erkui suddenly said something, which made everyone choke and feel a little dazed. However, this was only a very short process. After that, they couldn't help but puff out a breath, as if they had inadvertently released a song.

Cold fart, it's a bit funny, but I can't laugh out loud.

"Ma Xiaole, if you have the guts, I will take you to my house right now!" These were Cao Erkui's words. He did not say it in a vulgar way, but very forcefully. He firmly believed that Ma Xiaole was not good enough.

Cao Erkui's words were beyond Ma Changgen and Ma Xiaole's expectations.

Originally, Ma Changgen was already prepared and already had a big stick for beating soybeans in his hand. He estimated that Cao Erkui would come forward to beat Ma Xiaole, so he swung the stick at him unceremoniously. However, now Cao Erkui not only did not step forward,

Instead, he followed Ma Xiaole's advice and wanted to take Xiaole to get him a wife.

Ma Xiaole was also very puzzled. He thought that Cao Erkui must have decided that his thing was not good, so he dared to say such a thing. But he thought again, Cao Erkui didn't see him with his own eyes, so how could he dare to say such a thing?

What are you talking about? Did he rush to speak out because he was desperate?

If that's the case, it's not possible. He can go back on his word at any time, and when he sees that his woman is really being raped, he might even do something horrifying.

In fact, Cao Erkui didn't say this without thinking. He was not an idiot. He thought that everything was not groundless. Since it was said in the village that Ma Xiaole was a softie, there must be a reason, at least a little bit. Again.

Furthermore, he said he let Ma Xiaole go seduce his woman, but he didn't say whether he would let everyone see it. If Ma Xiaole really went, then let the villagers see it. He didn't believe that Ma Xiaole could still play well in front of such people.

Cao Erkui's plan was not his fantasy, but his practical experience.

It should be said that Cao Erkui is not an unskilled person. There are not many people in Xiaonanzhuang Village who go out to work, and he is one of them. He has traveled south and north and has been to many places. Last year, when he returned from working, he failed to catch up in the county seat.

He didn't have a car, so he stayed in a small hotel, with several people living in one room. He was afraid that the thousands of hard-earned money he had with him would be stolen, so he didn't sleep a wink in the middle of the night. As a result, he tossed and turned on the squeaky little bed, which attracted the attention of other tenants.

He was dissatisfied, so they started to quarrel and insisted that he move out of the room. The landlady came over and couldn't mediate, so she had to ask him to move to another place. Unfortunately, business was good that day and the rooms were full. The landlady quickly asked him if he could sleep.

Was it because he missed women? At that time, he did have that bad idea and had that bad courage, so he nodded and asked how much it would cost. The landlady said it was cheap and could be done for ten or twenty yuan. He thought about it and said yes

.So the landlady took him into a small room, but he was a little dumbfounded when he entered. There were two women in the room. The landlady said that there were so many people today that there was nothing we could do, so we would just make do with it and just grab any one of them and do it.

There was also a man watching the scene next to him, who was absolutely stimulating. He touched the back of his head and smiled, said yes, and quietly took out fifteen yuan from his inner pocket and gave it to the landlady. However, things were not as he imagined. When he pressed

After he fell in love with a more attractive woman, he felt very unnatural. He was not used to having someone next to him and was awkward. As a result, his stuff never lived up to expectations.

It was based on his own personal experience that Cao Erkui decided to take Ma Xiaole to his home!

But Cao Erkui was wrong. This kind of thing depends on who is right. It is not difficult for Ma Xiaole, who is like a newborn calf. He is so elated that he is secretly happy, feeling that Cao Erkui must learn a bloody lesson this time.

Ma Xiaole thought so, but Ma Changgen didn't think so. In any case, it was not a glorious thing.

However, there were many people who loved to watch the excitement, and some people started booing on the spot, "Ma Xiaole, the second leader has invited you to seduce his woman, why don't you go? If you don't go, then it's really..."

"Who said I won't go!" Ma Xiaole rolled up his sleeves, "Everyone is watching, see how I, Ma Xiaole, seduced Cao Erkui's woman today!"

"Okay, okay..." The cheers exploded like thunder.

Cao Erkui's face twitched. He still didn't believe that Ma Xiaole had this ability! "Ma Xiaole, we have to tell the ugly story first. What if you can't do it?" He asked with a livid face.

"What do you say? Just do what you say!" Ma Xiaole put his hands on his hips and was full of energy.

"I...I want you to let me take over your orchard!" Cao Erkui blushed.

"Okay, not to mention the orchard, even the ration field will be given to you!" Ma Xiaole said, "But if I become your woman, then it's your business whether your Snowflake lives or falls!"

"Okay, it's settled!" Cao Erkui was also quite confident.

However, how could Ma Changgen agree? Won't it cost his life to bet on the orchards and grain fields?

"Xiao Le, you brat, what are you talking nonsense!" Ma Changgen felt that the matter was a bit serious, so he took the initiative to compromise with Cao Erkui, "Brother Erkui, you see this is a trivial matter, why make a fuss? Well, if your snowflakes have

It’s an accident, why don’t I pay for it?”

Cao Erkui was still a little scared at first, but Ma Changgen was so soft, and he became hardened. He thought in his mind that Ma Changgen was so obstructive, it was 100% Ma Xiaole's fault, so he said: "No, I have to see Ma Xiaole today."

Does this shit work or not?"

"Cao Erkui, you are eating shit!" Ma Xiaole stared and shouted, "Why do you call me a piece of shit? You are the piece of shit!"

"That's right, Ergui, a bet is a bet. You can't curse others. You have to be more upright." Someone in the crowd said something.

"Okay, I won't scold you anymore!" Cao Erkui also rolled down his sleeves, "Ma Xiaole, I don't even have time to make you cry today!"

Ma Xiaole gave a disdainful "hum" and walked out the door.

When the onlookers saw that the show was about to begin, they all consciously moved out of the way and let Ma Xiaole out of the hospital as if they were sending off a general.

This scene is unprecedented in Xiaonanzhuang.

Ma Xiaole took the lead and walked down the street, followed by Cao Erkui, followed by a large group of fellow villagers, who were all yelling, "Let's go, let's watch Ma Xiaole play with Erkui's woman..."

Ma Xiaole, with his arms thrown back, walked in the center of the street with great strides and high spirits. He had already made up his mind to take off his "softie" hat in front of the whole village.

Cao Erkui was also making a small calculation in his mind. He seemed to have acquired the orchard of Ma Changgen's family. The villagers witnessed it, and the grain field was very fertile.

But Leng Buding appeared in front, blocking Ma Xiaole and Cao Erkui.

This is Fan Baofa, the village party secretary.

It turned out that Ma Changgen saw that the matter would not end well, so he ran to Fan Baofa's house and told him the matter.

"Absurd! It's so ridiculous! It's so ridiculous!" Fan Baofa yelled, "When has such a nasty thing happened in our Xiaonanzhuang Village? It's a disgrace to eight generations of our ancestors!"

As the village party secretary, Fan Baofa has a certain prestige. He walked up to Ma Xiaole and Cao Erkui, nodded his fingers and said: "Erkui, Xiaole, I won't talk about it for now. He is still young. How about you? Isn't it just a dog?

What is expensive or not? This is not a city, it has to be practical. Just your dog, it is not good at guarding the door, it is worse than a little grass dog! Besides, it is the dog's business for these dogs to mess around together, you

What's a big man doing to cause trouble? Why do you want your woman to bet and want other people's orchards and grain fields? It's really ridiculous!"

Cao Erkui was speechless and calmed down. He looked back at the enthusiastic neighbors and suddenly realized that he had almost been tricked into a monkey.

"Erkui, I'm not telling you, you are really stupid." Fan Baofa took two steps closer and whispered to Cao Erkui: "Think about it, Ma Xiaole's stuff is not good, but he is a child and can show off, no matter what

I stole your woman in front of everyone, who couldn't see it? Don't you feel blushing? Also, although Ma Xiaole is not good, the thing is still there. If you get it by pretending, who will suffer? Also, Ma Xiaole

Just say that it’s done, what will you do?”

"Zhishu Fan, stop talking, I know, this is really ridiculous!" Cao Erkui was so frightened by what he said that big beads of sweat rolled down his forehead.

"Also, listen to me." Fan Baofa seemed to be talking very enthusiastically, "Second Chief, think about it, if Ma Xiaole was not the softie that everyone rumored to be, and caught your woman in front of the villagers, how could you still have done it?

Do you have the dignity to live?"

"Zhishu Fan, you... please stop talking, I..." Cao Erkui was annoyed and anxious, his eyes were red, and he was about to cry.

"Okay, since you know you are wrong, I won't say anything anymore." Fan Baofa said, waving his hands to everyone, and said: "Everyone go home quickly. The matter has not fallen on you. If you were left alone, there would be such a big problem.

Are you booing with all your energy?"

Cao Erkui was almost grateful to Fan Baofa. He bent down, bowed, and ran away. But before he could move his legs, another thunderous voice sounded in his ears:

"Cao Erkui, you beast!"

Tian Xiao'e came over like flying. As Cao Erkui's woman, she felt this was a great insult to her. When she heard the news while cooking at home, she poured a ladle of water into the stove to put out the fire, and ran away immediately

come over.

With a "pop" sound, Cao Erkui was slapped on the face by Tian Xiao'e, "What happened to me? Tell me? You actually brought people to your house to tease me, and you let so many people see it?!"
Chapter completed!
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