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Chapter 159 Monster Planet, Interstellar Thieves (4,000 words)(2/2)

Sha Ji waved his hand and said: "No, you can go hunt down the interstellar thieves. I'm safe now."

She smiled slightly at Liszt and said, "Am I right, Archmage?"

Liszt made a gentlemanly gesture and joked: "The Knight of Light is willing to serve Her Royal Highness the Princess."

"You are becoming more and more humorous." Sha Ji praised.

"A man with a sense of humor will not have bad luck. I don't think we will encounter those thieves."

"Your luck has never been very good."

"I know."

The two of them gradually moved away, and the soldiers looked at this scene and couldn't help but look at each other.

"Your Highness the Princess has a problem."

"what is the problem?"

"She loves to laugh more and more."

"What kind of problem is this?"

As the soldiers walked away, three black shadows fell on the treetops.

"She is the princess of this planet. Let's capture her and let her massage, sweep the floor, cook, and wash our underwear." The little raccoon in combat uniform spoke human words and grinned.

The wretched man in leather clothes on the side was full of contempt, "How could you, a dirty and despicable kobold, have such evil thoughts? That is the princess. We should treat her kindly, take away her valuable things, and then let her

The poor old father brought a whole spaceship's wealth and begged us to let his little princess go, and then we took the money to find the princess in the ballroom. This is a good deal."

Peter Quill is serious.

Rocket Raccoon said "Wow" and his eyes lit up, "Quil, you are so despicable, you are indeed the best thief."

"Hahaha, just average. After all, I have professional ethics. Compared with other thieves, I am far behind."

"Quil, your smile is so evil, as scary as a soft worm in a latrine."

"Are you complimenting me?"

"Yes."

"Thank you, but you should use a different metaphor next time."

"Okay, you idiot."

Behind her, the green-skinned Gamora saw that these two guys were still talking nonsense. She suppressed the anger in her heart and whispered: "You two idiots, our mission is to find Xinglan."

Seeing Gamora getting angry, Quill and Rocket Raccoon looked at each other and shrugged in unison.

"It's a tragedy that women don't understand men's humor."

"Yes, she is really boring. She is as uninteresting as a soft worm in a latrine."

"Shh, don't use this metaphor, otherwise I will have nightmares in the future."

"Having nightmares? No, Quill, you only like to be those old alien aunties with red and green colors."

"Hey, Rocket, you understand me."

"Shut up!"

Gamora pulled out two daggers and placed them on their necks, with a cold look on her face, "If you say one more thing, I will cut off your heads and use them as fertilizer for Groot."

Feeling the coldness on his neck, Quill quickly raised his hands, closed his mouth and hummed, "Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh~~"

"What do you want to say?" Gamora said.

Quill closed his mouth and his eyes wandered around, but he still groaned and said nothing.

Gamora took a deep breath and suppressed the anger in her heart.

"You can speak now."

Quill exhaled and said: "There are too many guards in the place where the star orchid is cultivated. We should capture the princess, so that we can not only get the star orchid, but also get a way to tame the monster."

"Um, um, um~~" Rocket Raccoon covered his mouth and nodded wildly, expressing his agreement with this method.

Gamora thought with her eyes, "This is a good idea, let's start taking action!"

"Click~"

Rocket Raccoon immediately adjusted his weapon and made eye contact with Quill, beaming with joy.

"You can talk now," Gamora said.

"Oh yeah, Quill, go and knock out the little Nuo Suo next to the princess. I'll hold the princess and leave." Rocket Raccoon said excitedly.

Quilton was immediately unhappy, "No, leave the job of carrying the princess to me. After all, your body can't bear it, so I'll do it."

"No, I have never held a princess, so let me do it."

"No, no, no, I'll do it."

Seeing the two arguing again, Gamora felt a splitting headache and immediately wanted to give these two guys a good beating.

"Whether you will fight or not, we have been waiting for a long time."

Suddenly, a strange voice sounded in the jungle, and the three of them froze on the spot.

They turned around slowly and saw that Liszt and Shaji were already sitting under the tree at some unknown time. The two of them had their chins clenched as they watched the performance of the three of them with relish, and from time to time they smacked the unique golden melon seeds of Planet Zhulang.

"What?"

Suddenly, the three of them were startled and subconsciously took out their weapons.

"When did you discover us?" Quill looked horrified.

Liszt shrugged, "Your lines are so exciting, but I'm not deaf."

Rocket Raccoon slowly retreated behind Gamora and whispered: "You are responsible for knocking out the little guy, I am responsible for it."

Halfway through the words, Gamora raised her foot and kicked Rocket Raccoon away, "I've tolerated you two trash for a long time, don't get in my way."

She yelled at Quill and Rocket Raccoon, and then approached Lister and Shaji step by step with a dagger in hand.

"I don't want to hurt you, I just want Xinglan, you'd better not resist."

Liszt grinned and said: "It seems that my popularity is limited to the earth. Even a group of brats dare to threaten me. It's time to let the creatures in this galaxy know how cruel the people on earth are."

There will be only one update today and tomorrow, and two updates will be resumed on the 3rd.
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