Chapter 146 Isn’t this too social to die?!
"Eh? This girl, I didn't come up with this proposal to establish a written document. How can you point the finger at me? Besides, I didn't force your young master to eat the food cooked by Chef Jiang. Even if it is
His identity is that of today's emperor, and everything is clear in broad daylight, so we have to be reasonable, don't we?"
Interrupted by Shuang'er's tough words just now, the shopkeeper surnamed Qiu glanced at Lin Feng and the others again, but he was neither angry nor annoyed.
Originally, he had tried to persuade her, but Lin Feng insisted on eating the food cooked by the female cook. Now, this female cook has nothing to do with Fulinzhai, so what if she is a noble person?
If you really don’t want to eat it, why don’t you just stop signing and just turn around and leave? Why are you still arguing with them here for so long?
"Okay Shuang'er, it's just a piece of evidence proving that they are fine in Fulinzhai. You don't have to be so serious with them."
Lin Feng is such a smart person, so he can naturally see the little thoughts of this shopkeeper. He guessed that the reason why the other party made such an extravagant incident and insisted on mentioning the signature and signature was because he wanted to disgust him.
Let him retreat when faced with difficulties. He doesn't want to cause such trouble for himself. Naturally, the risk of eating crickets can be left alone.
But if this is the case, wouldn't Lin Feng's hard work for so long just be wasted?
"Shopkeeper, I just listen to you. Since I insist on taking this bite, it doesn't matter if I give you the receipt."
The little plan didn't work. The shopkeeper couldn't help but curled his lips after hearing Lin Feng's words.
Not long after, the waiter brought him pen, ink and paper from the counter. He drafted a signature, signed his name, and handed the paper and pen to the cook named Jiang.
"Well, if you don't know how to write your name, just draw a circle here and press your fingerprint. Then if something happens, I can take this piece of paper to the county boss to prove our happiness.
That’s all Linzhai’s innocence.”
Unexpectedly, he was scorned by the slippery shopkeeper at this time. The hot-tempered cook just rolled his eyes at him and snatched the pen holder from his hand.
"You are really looking down on others. Who said I can't write? Look, this is my name. One day I will make this cricket popular in the streets and alleys of Luanxi County. Then you can just let it go.
Li's path to fortune has been let go, and it will be too late for Li to regret it!"
After that, she wrote three big characters after the shopkeeper's name.
"Jiang...Liu...er...this cook is not only interesting, but her name is also so unique."
Secretly praising the newly met cook for her good name, Lin Feng raised his head with a smile and met the look of the cook looking at him.
"Sir, do you really want to sign this exemption form?"
As if to ask, and to express the uncertainty in her heart, Lin Feng took the brush soaked in ink from her hand without saying a word while everyone looked at her in surprise.
"Of course, a gentleman's words are hard to follow. Besides, I'm really curious as to what flavor you can make of this cricket that everyone is afraid of. You have to work harder and show me your kitchen in a while.
How is your art?"
As he spoke, he was about to sign his name behind the words Jiang Liuer.
"Sir! Don't sign it yet!"
Unexpectedly, Shuang'er's exclamation interrupted the movements of his hands.
Everyone around them looked at the anxious little maid, but Shuang'er looked around at Su Nanqing and even the poor scholar she had just met, not knowing what to say.
"Oops! Miss Su, don't you advise our young master... If this word is really signed, and it is really bad, how can I go back to the clan... and explain to our master!"
Unexpectedly, Su Nanqing didn't seem to be as anxious as she was. He quietly took the other person's hand and whispered in her ear.
"Miss Shuang'er, have you forgotten the time when Senior Brother Nangong used poisonous incense to murder our young master?"
Although her voice was kept very low by her, only Shuang'er could hear it, but with just these words, Bingxue's smart little maid immediately seemed to understand something, and even her eyes lit up.
"That's right! At that time, Nangong Rong's extremely poisonous fragrance couldn't do anything to our young master. What kind of nonsense was I thinking!"
When she thought of Lin Feng explaining to her that the jade armor he had and gave to the two girls was invulnerable to all kinds of poisons, Shuang'er's heart could not help but fall back into her stomach.
"Well, the young master has a treasure armor to protect himself, so he will definitely not be poisoned by eating this cricket. Even if the female cook is lying and her skills are not good enough to make the insect too spicy, or the taste is fishy and earthy, it is just right.
Let him experience the lesson of disobedience."
Then she secretly made up her mind and did not want to persuade Lin Feng about this matter.
"It's okay, Young Master, I just changed my mind again. Just sign this as long as you decide on your identity."
Seeing that Shuang'er had changed her expression just now and now regretted it, Lin Feng really couldn't figure out what she was doing.
"What do you mean, I just signed the document and it's just about my own identity?"
After trying to figure out the meaning of Shuang'er's words, Lin Feng suddenly realized.
"Hiss... Right?! I am the majestic young master of the Douzong. This Luanxi County is right next door to our Douzong. The people in the entire county must know my name, Lin Feng? If I do this, I will put my
My real name is signed on the document, let alone whether they recognize the validity of this document, even if it is my identity as the young master of the Douzong, it will scare them to death right?"
"Who else will dare to cook spicy crayfish for me, which is recognized as poisonous?!"
Immediately understanding the power of this, Lin Feng couldn't help but admire the careful thinking of his personal maid.
"Since I can't sign with my real name, what name should I sign so that they can recognize it?"
Hesitatingly, Lin Feng looked around and glanced at the original copy of "Zongmen's Dream" that the poor scholar was holding tightly in his arms, and he immediately had an idea.
"Yes! Just sign this!"
Immediately, behind Jiang Liuer's name, he wrote four characters in a crooked way: "My right hand is very busy", and then handed the signed receipt back to the shopkeeper.
"The right hand is busy?!"
Shopkeeper Qiu, who didn't know why, looked at the bad calligraphy that was no better than an earthworm crawling out. It took him a long time to recognize what Lin Feng had written.
But no matter what, he couldn't figure out how these four words could be connected with the name of a rich man with such a noble temperament.
"May I ask, sir, what is the profound meaning of the words "the right hand is very busy"?
Unexpectedly, he used the pen name he used when he wrote "Zongmen Dream" as a substitute for his real name. Instead, Lin Feng, who dug a hole for himself, was stunned when he heard this.
Then he immediately suppressed the embarrassment in his heart and explained to the people around him while laughing.
"Well... this is my pen name. I wrote it smoothly and signed it on the receipt. But most people in Luanxi County should recognize this name now. The shopkeeper can rest assured that I will also
I won’t blame you!”
After hearing Lin Feng's explanation, Shopkeeper Qiu finally understood something. However, after carefully considering the meaning of these four words, he really couldn't think of any profound meaning in such a pen name.
"The right hand is very busy? Why is the right hand and what is it busy about?"
The shopkeeper's whisper seemed to arouse everyone's interest, especially the poor scholar. Before he met Lin Feng, he thought about this pen name day and night, and was puzzled.
Now that he finally had the chance to hear Lin Feng's own explanation, he opened his eyes wide and looked over with an expression eager for knowledge.
Shuang'er and Su Nanqing, like the scholar, looked at Lin Feng expectantly, waiting for his explanation.
It made Lin Feng almost want to dig a hole and crawl into the ground!
Chapter completed!