The tough Seventh Brother was optimistic by nature and quickly wiped away his tears. The sadness had long been gone. How could this unfathomable young man let the five monsters see his occasional fragile tears and the deep sadness in his heart?

Why don't you get laughed out of your head by these guys?

Besides, the Five Monsters don't believe in tears, these guys only believe in gold, silver, treasures and lower body doctrine.

There were no branches or twigs on this three-masted ship, so they picked up the bear meat with knives and roasted it on the fire. Oil beads were rising from the roasted bear meat, which made them overjoyed.

Not to mention, although these guys have traveled all over the world, traveled to the white mountains and black waters, they are well-informed, have eaten delicious food, drunk spicy food, and tasted many evil wild delicacies, but only Kisuke has eaten bear meat.

, this kind of giant beast at the top of the food chain cannot be easily eaten by humans.

In about a few bags of cigarettes, four strips of meat were roasted in one stove. The scent of bear meat was already wafting on the boat, making Golden Retriever sneeze! Brother Qi cut off a piece of meat with a knife and handed it to Golden Retriever, who stuck out his tongue.

The piece of barbecue went right into its mouth and went straight into the dog's belly without even stopping!

Poor dogs never know the benefits of chewing slowly and always swallowing food in one gulp.

The golden retriever squinted his eyes and beat like mercury. He kept licking his upper lip with his moist red tongue and his sensitive black nose. He shook his big fluffy tail to express that he still wanted to eat a piece! It was a good time to satisfy his craving.

Brother Qi smiled and picked up the barbecue with a knife, waving it in front of it, and finally handed it to Angel Yaomei'er. Angel Yaomei'er took it and tasted it with her small mouth. The texture of the meat was slightly thick, but the taste was strange.

It is extremely fragrant, soft and chewy, and makes you smile and feel happy when you eat it.

The fire of the Yukon stove is not very big, so it can only roast four strips of bear meat at a time. Qi Ge and Xue Di Zi are very stylish. They hold four knives in their four hands. They pick up four strips of bright red tender bear meat on the knives and turn them over and over.

Keep grilling for everyone.

The impatient monkey king baboon looked like he was the reincarnation of a starving ghost. He chewed and swallowed a piece of barbecue strips weighing more than half a kilogram in no time. The way he ate looked very much like the leader of the Beggar Clan.

When the second round of the four large strips of barbecue was cooked, it was more authentic. The color was yellow with brownish red. The skin tasted crispy, the meat was soft and tender, fragrant but not greasy, the taste was distinct, and the aftertaste was long.

, it really tastes like magic.

Thirty strips were roasted in a row, four per person, and each person ate an average of two kilograms of bear meat. It was very enjoyable! The golden retriever also happily ate two large strips, and sat contentedly next to the Yukon stove to keep warm, shaking it from time to time.

With its tail and half-squinted eyes, this beast looks quite comfortable.

These guys are not afraid of the sky or the earth. They often use the ground as their bed, rob graves everywhere, eat and sleep in the open air, have picnics, eat barbecue, and drink strong wine, and they enjoy it. It's really damn delicious to eat barbecue in the cold winter.

Surround yourself in front of a big wine vat, the fire is the best for growing tenderness, and you can get drunk and burn the knife on a snowy day."

A few hours later, the fiery drunkenness subsided, and the biting and cold winter sea breeze blew on our faces and passed over our ears like a knife. Everyone began to shrink, their faces turned red from the cold, and they breathed white.

, my nose also started to hurt, become sore and swollen.

Looking at the vast blue sea, the carefree Hua Dan stamped her feet and shouted in a mother duck's voice: "The north wind is blowing, the cold is blowing, and the cold is so cold that your dick is red, what kind of woman is this heartless?"

OK, help our man warm his**, ah! Help our man warm his**!”

His effeminate tone, duck-like voice, and flowing sex made the four monsters laugh uncontrollably.

Angel Yaomei'er remained silent. These men are so virtuous. What can she do? Brother Qi on the other side said with a smile because he was in front of Angel Yaomei'er: "Mom, what the hell are you talking about?"

Individually no”?

The eccentric Hua Dan immediately acted like "I am troubled" and stopped talking! Haha, in fact, except for Seventh Brother and Angel Yaomeier, these rich-style tomb robbers only have this little fun. Grave robbing

The journey is full of death and crisis. You can't play with women or say a few crazy words to satisfy your cravings.

Brother Qi has Angel Yaomei'er accompanying him 24 hours a day and 365 days a year. Naturally, he can't displease everyone too much. If Angel Yaomei hadn't been by his side, this guy would have made dirty jokes.

, is also very sophisticated.

On the way back, it was a smooth sailing, and the three-masted ship took the best route along the way, crossing the vast Bering Sea, crossing the deep Bering Strait, and setting foot on the vast land of Tsarist Russia, Anadyr, passing through Yakutsk, Al

Dan, bypassing the deep Lake Baikal, passing through Outer Mongolia and Inner Mongolia, returned to old Beijing after being away for many days.

When passing through Tsarist Russia, they put on their sweaty BMWs and bought a large Russian-style carriage to ride on. They also brought back a lot of Russian delicacies and a pair of snow-white Samoyed dogs!

This kind of dog is one of the three famous sled dogs in the world. It is as good at pulling sleds as the Alaskan Malamute. It is also strong and cute. The male dog is as handsome as Prince Charming, and the female dog is as white and beautiful as Snow White.

Moreover, the snow-white and beautiful Samoyed is the only dog ​​in the world that can laugh.

When they hitched their carriage and trudged back to Crotch Alley, many neighbors thought they were back doing big business and greeted them with smiles to please these so-called big businessmen."

Granny Qiao and her sixty-year-old brother with a clean shave had already opened the door, one on the left and one on the right, humbly bending down and standing on both sides of the door with smiles to welcome them home in triumph.

As soon as they entered the courtyard, the golden retriever and a pair of snow-white Samoyeds began to run wildly in the courtyard, chasing each other and fighting non-stop.

Moreover, the golden retriever also led the two of them in the yard along the eaves, peeing constantly to mark the territory, indicating that they had successfully occupied this territory, and other strange dogs were not allowed to intrude without permission, otherwise they would bear the consequences.

Brother Qi has been fond of Tsarist Russians since he was a child, he likes this ancient and magical country and culture, and he also likes their Western food.

As soon as this guy got home, he and the six monsters carried the gold and silver jewelry into the secret room and locked it, then placed a small mahogany table on the kang, unloaded food and drink from the boxes in the car, and asked Granny Qiao to do what she should do

Do it as hot as it should be.

This guy wants to take care of themselves, wash away the dust and fatigue of traveling! He is too impatient and wants to have a Russian-style meal at home.

Soon, what should be cooled was cooled, what should be hot was heated, and what should be cooked was cooked. Authentic Russian delicious strudel, green pickled cucumbers, and steaming coffee were all cooked by Granny Qiao and his strong old brother.

Put it up.

In addition, there are also the "Five Leaders" of Russian food on the table: that is, the large bar with Russian characteristics, milk, potatoes, cheese and sausages; and the "Four King Kong": native Russian cabbage, onions,

Carrots and beets.

Finally, the "Three Musketeers" were served: special black bread, strong vodka, and fairy-flavored caviar. These dishes are all served on large plates with a diameter of one foot. Just like the Russians' boldness, they are always large and affordable.

, rich in oil and flavor, with a Cossack-like roughness and heroic spirit, which is just right for the seven monsters, especially the appetite and temper of the seventh brother.

"Haha, it's time to eat, let's eat"! As the seventh brother spoke, he picked up a large piece of meat and scooped up a spoonful of it - caviar made from red salmon roe, spread red.

On the bar.

Angel Yaomei'er took the dish with a smile and took a bite. The fragrant smell of caviar combined with the softness and deliciousness of the dish made her eyes become slits with a smile.

Caviar smeared on the bar is really much better than our scallion pancakes with dipping sauce. This expensive and delicious caviar has always been a boutique product in Russian food and can only be found in some high-end gourmet restaurants.

Yes, and it’s his motherfucker’s fault.

At many banquets in large hotels, caviar is placed in special exquisite crystal glass containers, crystal clear. It is a limited edition and as precious as spaghetti. What you eat is not the quantity, but the taste.

"Come on, come on, brothers, although they are missing some toes, they are all alive and well. Let's drink this glass to calm our shock." As he said this, Brother Seven picked up the highly potent vodka and drank it all in one gulp.

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The six monsters also raised their heads. The wine flowed down the throat and into the stomach, warming the internal organs like a flame. It was quite enjoyable and comfortable.

There is a table of salads of various flavors, Russian-style smoked chicken kielbasa, and kebabs. They are all greasy, rich in taste, and have both sour, sweet, salty, and spicy flavors! However, this is just right for the Seven Monsters, who are trained in martial arts and have a background in tomb robberies.

They are all guys with heavy tastes.

The Seven Monsters devoured large dishes smeared with caviar or foie gras, large pieces of beef stew, chicken braised in butter, and drank the exciting vodka. In those days, they used monkeys to

The words of the Wang Baboon are represented by a swear word: "It's his uncle's fault."

After the girls had finished drinking and enjoying the food, Grandma Qiao bent over and brought out the pickled cucumbers and cold sour fish on the plate. She also made Moscow red soup for them according to Brother Seventh's instructions.

Although Grandma Qiao is a typical Chinese old woman who has never eaten, cooked or seen Western food, she claims to have been a chef when she was young and is indeed good at cooking.

She used the Russian raw and cooked vegetables that Brother Qi brought back, and the dishes and soups she made according to the cooking methods that Brother Qi heard about, and they really smelled like foreign devils. In short, these guys were very happy to eat and drink.

When the five monsters are full of food, drunk, sweating, and their mouths are full of oil, and their mouths are full of alcohol, they are cursing mothers, talking dirty words, running around like little bitches, burping and drinking,

When they were stretching, picking their big teeth, and yawning profusely, Seventh Brother drove them all back to their room.

Only the angel Yaomei'er with a peach-shaped face, dimples and crimson cheeks was left.

Brother Qi brought the leftovers from the table to the table and tidied up the kang. The head of the kang had already been heated by Granny Qiao with a wheat straw pole. It was much more comfortable than today's electric blanket.

The two of them undressed for love, and in just a few steps they were completely naked. They were as naked as two flounders. They got into the bed naked and hugged each other tightly. They felt smooth and warm.

At this time, the tough Seventh Brother had a gentle face and a mysterious smile. Suddenly, like a magic trick, a round-headed, extremely beautiful colorful doll appeared in his hand.

"What is this?" Angel Yaomeier asked in surprise from under the covers.

Brother Qi chuckled, and used his other hand to pull out a smaller beautiful doll from the doll! Just as Angel Yaomei'er was surprised, Brother Qi pulled out a third, fourth...

.A total of eight colorful dolls were pulled out. They were very beautiful and exactly the same, except that one was smaller than the other.

The seventh brother giggled like a naughty child, pulled out a cute colorful doll from the quilt, and placed it in a row between the two of them! Then he mysteriously said: "Baby, this is a Russian matryoshka doll"!

At this time, half-drunk Hua Dan and half-drunk Snake King Erdan were quietly listening to the room outside the window. They estimated that Qi Ge really wanted to have sex with Angel Yao Meier - turn off the lights and open the door.

I made a little man.

At ten o'clock in the night, it was the perfect moment for men and women to enjoy their love for each other, and for the dragonflies to float on the water and pollinate the flowers. Seventh Brother "flipped on his horse, covered one of Angel Yaomei'er's big breasts with his big palm, and slowly started rubbing it.
Chapter completed!