Chapter 182: Blazing Fire Coffin
The tough seventh brother, who said, "I have raised wolves and let tigers go, danced with orangutans, walked south and north, slashed legs on big tree branches, drank water in the ancient tomb, kissed donkeys." He smoked his big pipe and said awesomely: "Damn, open this coffin for me quickly"!
As soon as the words were finished, the impatient Monkey King Baboon started to tinker with it, and everyone followed suit. At this time, no one would be lazy, even the fucking actresses would be the same.
Unexpectedly, halfway through the big coffin, a strong black air suddenly emerged. The black air did not spread, but looked like a python raising its head and spitting out a letter, and making a sound, which surprised everyone a lot.
The seven monsters were surprised to see that the black gas was drilling out like a python. Wherever the black smoke passed, a strong smell of sulfur spread, as if it was a snake demon performing witchcraft.
Just as everyone was stunned, they heard a loud bang. The dispersed gas touched the charcoal on Brother Qi's pipe and ignited. In an instant, the fire ball burst out and rushed several feet away. Brother Qi suddenly turned into a fireman, and a raging fire ignited all over his body.
The six monsters were shocked and before they could react, they heard several tombs roaring one after another, the air was all on fire, and everyone was trapped in a sea of fire.
These tomb robbers avoided it, and they were on fire all over their bodies. They quickly lay on the ground and rolled over and over again like donkeys! In an instant, they heard the tomb clamor in the tomb room, and everyone was in a hurry, and some even jumped up and pounced on their bodies, and for a moment they were like demons dancing around.
Only Brother Seven repeatedly suppressed the flames in his body while rolling, and kept shouting: "Roll quickly, don't get up, the six monsters can hear it, each of them rolled in a hurry, jumping and shooting randomly, as if hell of the human world.
The fire came and went quickly, only about a minute before and after. After finally extinguishing its own flames, everyone was dressed without any concealment, as if they had roasted smoked chickens for three days and three nights, their whole body turned black and their hair was burned, like the Landlord or the Grandma of the Kitchen God.
Although the Six Monsters are veterans of tomb robbers and have the best level of digging and treasure hunting, they have never encountered such a powerful fire coffin. "What's more, they often stand by the river, so there is no reason not to wet their shoes."
Especially the angel girl, her mouse clothes were almost burnt out, and her arms tightly protected her chest from white to black, otherwise her spring light would suddenly burst out and all her points would be exposed.
The seventh brother took off his mouse clothes guiltily, and the youngest angel girl turned around and put them on, rolled up her trousers and sleeves, like a young actress who was performing.
Seven monsters look at me, and I look at you, they all look very embarrassed. Only Brother Qi's appearance has not changed much. He just wears big shorts like a modern boxer. He wipes the face of the angel girl and hugs the poor beauty. He can't help but laugh.
Everyone was stunned at first, then they were infected by Brother Qi's funny appearance and laughed out loud, like a group of lunatics in hell.
Just as everyone followed Brother Qi to laugh, Brother Qi suddenly stopped his smile and said, "Why are you laughing? Hurry up and see what treasures are inside."
A word reminded everyone, Hulala surrounded the coffin, and saw a snow-white skeleton rack lying in the coffin. After everyone looked at each other for a long time, they took out the armless skeleton rack with confusion and lifted the colorful felt inside the coffin.
The funeral objects here are beyond the expectations, which made them open their mouths and tongues: they saw that there were extremely exquisite Qilu blood plates, long beautiful jade ribbons, auspicious clouds and golden Buddhas sitting cross-legged, yellow and colorful little golden flowers blooming in full bloom, and snow-white and beautiful fairy silver cups. Each piece is rare treasure of the Western Regions and is rare.
So many exquisite treasures make the seven monsters feel very happy! I forgot the tragic fire and the rest of the fire just now, and they all smiled and were overjoyed.
The more you go down, the more refined the baby becomes. Everyone feels happy, especially the stingy, fickle and lustful Hua Dan, who thinks, so many babies, hide one and keep it for the lovers, and don’t serve him to death.
Everyone gathered around this treasure coffin, which was twice as big as an ordinary coffin, and rushed out to grab the treasure. They opened their mouths seven times before, which was much more effective than listening to crosstalk and watching sketches now.
I saw the coffin emitted various strange lights of orange, tender green, golden, green, and dark blue, as if modern neon lights were constantly flashing. They were the strange lights of various treasures inside, reflecting seven different faces.
Brother Qi took out a bunch of crystal-clear and purple-split jade grapes. The bunch of grapes was made of golden branches, jade green leaves, and agate carved and spliced together. "There are halos and dewdrops on it", which were bright and colorful, just like the real one, making people want to pick a few and throw them into their mouth to satisfy their cravings.
Then, the transparent glass snow lotus bracelet, the treasure-filled Ganoderma lucidum jade pot, the shining golden cordyceps, the extremely beautiful golden saffron, the simple golden saffron, the beautiful golden yak horns, and the big whisk of golden yak tails are all rare.
If you get this to be sold in the mainland capital, those old cultural relics dealers and old coffins will not be crazy about paying money. Damn, you know.
Just as everyone was joking on Taobao, Erhu's Snake King Erdan discovered a mysterious magic object used by the Lama of the Secretariat.
So the second snake king Erdan asked Brother Qi: "What is this?"
Brother Qi said: "This is used by the esoteric master."
Erdan asked again: "What is Tantric Buddhism?"
Brother Qi said: "You can die if you don't fucking ask?"
Erdan said: "If you dare not tell me, I will withdraw from the tomb robbery gang."
"Yehe", this kid dared to threaten Brother Qi. It's really a big deal about Tai Sui's head. The mouse licked the cat egg and didn't want to live. The seventh brother, who was the only one, even his nose was crooked and said angrily: "Your mother's two eggs are a hundred times. Without you, the rotten egg, wouldn't I make a trunk cake? "? "?
Unexpectedly, this sentence angered Erdan. The guy yelled with red eyes, "If you dare to scold me again, I will die for you." Say it, turn around and run out.
In order to unite and cooperate and to avoid any accidents in the 25th century, the angel girl quickly grabbed Erdan and winked at Brother Qi and said, "What's wrong with just telling him?"
For the overall situation, Brother Qi had to yell patiently: "Okay, I'll tell you this 25. Go back to Beijing and see if I don't let the lame tailor Feng sew it up for him."
When the snake king Erdan heard this, he turned around and looked at Brother Qi proudly. Brother Qi held this mysterious secret teaching object and said angrily: "Remember, you idiot, Tandoro is also called Tandoroism. Tandoro means childbirth. It inherits the thoughts and behaviors of the sexual power sect in Hinduism - the sect of the sect of the Hinduism. Compared with other sects in Hinduism, the sexual power sect is a system of action, advocating the bliss of the highest level and spiritual liberation.
Is this Tantric Buddhism? It also seeks liberation, but not in the next life, but in the "this life" it not only cannot resist the various pleasures in the world, but also tries its best to explore various sensual and colorful entertainment, and the experience of "mountain gods" men and women in love and seeking joy and fun"...
Chapter completed!