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Chapter 129 Premeditated under the Wall of Skulls

At this time, the impatient monkey king baboon had boiled the pure Himalayan snow water. He took the big-bellied copper pot off the tripod and filled several large bowls with steaming water, ready to drink.

The size of the Tibetan Snow Chicken is actually very similar to that of domestic chickens. The upper back and waist are brown, and the lower body is mainly light white, so it is also called the Pale-bellied Snow Chicken.

The beautiful feathers of these three Tibetan Snow Chickens were plucked out, and together with the three white Snow Rabbits, they were disemboweled by the seven monsters, and their bloody internal organs were taken out.

On the bonfire, grill slowly.

Compared to today's fake mutton skewers soaked in sheep urine in the Mainland, it's much better.

As for the three plump snow chickens, Brother Qi mixed pure snow water with mud synthesized from the mountain soil, thickly coated the inside and outside of the snow chickens with mud, dug a hole at the entrance of the cave, and put all three snow chickens in.

They buried it, covered it with mountain soil, and lit a bonfire with a large number of long-lasting tiles, which burned brightly.

Later, Angel Yaomei'er was boiled with snow water, and then the small wild vegetables mixed with salt and cumin powder were ready.

They took out red drunken dates, bamboo tube rice dumplings, bamboo tube rice, sesame seed cakes, and stewed rice, and placed them on a large, flat, clean white stone.

The three roasted snow chickens are golden in appearance, with a little bit of brownish red, and a little bit of coffee color. They are blowing out an alluring fragrance. They are only drilled into the nostrils and lungs. After being cut open with a sharp knife, the inside is

The shredded meat is quite delicate and very authentic.

At this time, the two snow rabbits were taken out from the ground by Brother Qi. The original yellow mud had been burned into a brown hard shell, similar to a beggar's chicken.

Then tap it lightly with a small stick, and the hard mud shell will fall off to the ground, revealing the steaming tender meat inside. The fragrance is tangy and refreshing. Even the Buddha would jump over the wall if he smelled the smell.

Come and try it before climbing the mountain.

At this time, everyone took out the stuffed donkey lao wine and poured it down. They were all beaming with joy, as if they were attending a wedding banquet. The handsome Seventh Brother yelled: "Young boys, dinner is ready, eat hahaha, drink thumpingly."

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After saying that, Brother Qi raised his neck, poured three gulps into his mouth with a big gourd, smacked his lips, and said with a mouth full of alcohol: "It's so damn happy!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the guy threw a piece of fragrant snow rabbit meat into his mouth and started chewing it happily.

The seven monsters ate snow chicken and snow rabbit meat, drank suffocating Donkey Lao wine, ate delicious Himalayan wild vegetables, and prepared their own snacks. Tsk tsk, it was so comfortable, even the nobles were envious of this heroic and generous spirit.

Wild fun.

Brother Qi was eating and drinking happily, drinking wine, smoking a big pipe and blowing blue smoke rings. He burst into heroic laughter from time to time. He looked really happy.

At this time, Snake King Erdan opened the wine!

Oh my god, there are people in this world who smoke, people who have convulsions, people who pump blood, and people who pump water! But my dear, have you ever seen someone smoke alcohol? Snake King Erdan is smoking alcohol right now!

Moreover, smoking is still very popular among young people in today’s fashionable country, the United States! It is a novel and crazy and dangerous way of drinking.

This novel and crazy and dangerous way of playing was first seen among young people in some universities in Canada. In 2013, the crazy way of "drinking" also emerged among young people in Los Angeles, the United States, and gradually affected the world.

young people.

Because it looks exciting and can get drunk quickly, in many cases it has become a necessary ritual for some school fraternities to test new members.

For example, a Chinese international student in Southern California said: "I want to try it. It should be fun to play in a sex party. It will become a new drinking game, exciting, and getting drunk quickly."

This kid, Snake King Erdan, started playing earlier than they did!

I saw Snake King Erdan shaking his long gourd head proudly, using a shining knife to dig out a piece of ice from the snow-capped mountains around him, pouring Mupou Donkey Old Wine on the dry ice, creating clouds of white alcohol smoke.

Just like the wisps of demonic mist in Journey to the West.

Then he continuously inhaled it directly into the lungs, making everyone stunned! In order to achieve the effect of "drunken imperial concubine" quickly.

The kind angel Yao Meier was shocked and immediately warned the snake king Erdan: "Erdan, please stop having convulsions, please, you will get blood poisoning if you do this."

But Snake King Erdan ignored this girl who was proficient in Chinese medicine at all, and the five monsters were making noises on the side. Snake King Erdan became even more excited, thinking that he was the drinking hero!

Sure enough, after a while, Ya became very drunk and went crazy with alcohol. She drank two hundred and fifty.

But when I saw this guy shaking his long gourd head, he was usually hesitating and stammering. Now he was even more confused and incoherent, which made everyone laugh. Even the dark mynah brother imitated this guy and became a stammer.

The seven monsters were eating fragrant meat, drinking fine wine, guessing at fists and executing orders. They were so happy. After three rounds of wine and five tastes of food, the sissy-looking Hua Dan took out a big smoking gun and smoked the dark smoke.

Opium, he is really ridiculous.

As for the rattlesnake on Erdan's neck, the king of snakes, I don't know what Erdan usually feeds it secretly, but doesn't eat anything.

From time to time, the young howler monkeys get a piece of meat or a piece of meat cooked together.

The starling pecked half a load of steamed buns on the ground, and the bulging crop bag on his neck was already tilted and full. Then he stood on the ground with his chest puffed out, blinking and patting the black

Wings, started talking nonsense.

The big golden retriever was given several pieces of snow rabbit meat and bones. He was very satisfied with the meal. Finally, he took a white stick bone of a snow rabbit in his mouth, lay down on one side, held one end with his yellow paws, and slowly

Start chewing.

While the seven monsters were eating and drinking, they held the wine to the wind and were so happy! The seven monsters who robbed the tomb enjoyed this picnic meal on the top of the mountain very happily! They are damn old outdoorsmen.

After having had enough wine and food, the seven monsters discussed the specific actions for digging the skull wall tonight, and drank boiled brick tea at the entrance of the cave, feeling satisfied with their ambitions.

Only Snake King Erdan was half drunk and half awake, stammering and unable to speak a single word.

When the sun gradually shifted to the west, the seven monsters got into the cave and fell asleep.

And when Father-in-law Sun gradually fell, and finally fell to the other side of the mountain, the Seven Tomb Robbers slept soundly all afternoon, and finally woke up slowly and drunkenly.

The girls rubbed their sleepy eyes one by one, yawned with satisfaction, stretched themselves, and came outside the cave entrance to enjoy the cool mountain breeze.

Snake King Erdan turned to the other side of the rocks, sneezed in the direction of the setting sun, wiped the little snake's eyes that were swollen from sleep, and let out an earth-shattering and soul-stirring loud fart.

Then the guy took out a big baby that was neither too short nor too thin from his crotch, squirted hot urine into the weeds under his feet, shuddered, turned back to the six monsters, and felt his head

I woke up a lot and felt even more refreshed when I was blown by the cool mountain breeze.

The seven bloody horses have established a profound life-and-death friendship with them during their several months of tomb robbing. They don't need to be tied to stakes. At this time, they have already eaten their fill of fresh grass from the snowy mountains and are lying on the side, falling comfortably.

Playing with the horse's tail.

At this time, the black myna had nothing to do, and looked like a rogue. He stood on the back of the golden retriever, flapped his wings, tilted his little head, and started to talk to five people and six people, saying everything he said.

Those who know will speak up, and the honest Golden Retriever will not get angry.

The little howler monkeys, on the other hand, remain true to their true nature. They roar towards the western mountains filled with colorful clouds, roaring for luck. The sound shakes the mountain tops. Oh my God, this shocking and maverick team of seven tomb robbers, humans and beasts merge into one, is really like ordinary tomb robbers.

Thieves are unusual.

After they had another dinner, as the night slowly fell, the Seven Monsters and their group of seven quietly sneaked into Bodhidharma Temple, holding the iron in hand, and were about to dig out the cellar under the skull wall to see below.
Chapter completed!
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