Is this situation still called bad luck? This is fucking bad luck!

Dude, I just want to cry but I don’t have any tears, the pain doesn’t give me lust! I wonder who invented this word, how can you still feel lust when you’re in pain?

Being possessed by a female ghost, let’s not talk about the frightening things for now. Let’s just say that I carry such an aunt on my back every day, and I am under her surveillance all the time. She can’t see everything clearly when taking a shower or going to the toilet.

Chu ah, she is not shy, and I am ashamed. And later, when I chase Xiaoxiang, there is such a light bulb in the middle, how do you think we can fall in love? Let’s talk about it further, such as having sex, someone is staring at you, and

It's a close range, I'm afraid I'll be impotent without going to bed!

"Sister, let's discuss something, do you think it's okay?" I said with a tearful voice.

"Sister, am I that old? Although I have been dead for many years, I was only twenty years old before my death, so I was not older than you." The female ghost was not happy yet.

When I heard this, my scalp went numb. You have been dead for many years. Are you an old ghost? You have the nerve to say that you are not older than me. They say that ghosts become better with age. They are not that difficult to deal with. I'm afraid not.

It's easy to drive her away.

"Sister, you see, I haven't found a girlfriend yet. If you continue to interfere like this, it will definitely be harder to find one. Tonight, you will stay with me for the night first, and you will find someone strong tomorrow.

Let me recommend one to you, Director Chen of our Academic Affairs Office. He is as strong as a cow. I guarantee you will be satisfied." I have to say, and this damn Dean of the Academic Affairs Office is not a good bird in the first place. Let the female ghost cause harm.

He's not a bad person.

"I'm not looking for a duck. It doesn't matter whether you are strong or not. Besides, your masculine body is exactly what I like." After the female ghost said this, she started to giggle.

Damn, why does this laughter sound so debauched? You are not looking for a duck, but an innocent little virgin? If you are not ashamed, my brother is still a virgin. Brackets: Very innocent. Since entering this school, I have been very fond of Xiaoxiang.

My mind has never changed, and I cannot be any more pure, so much so that some people say that I am too pure and that I am stupid.

"There are so many masculine men, and if you have the right, there is grass everywhere in the world. You don't have to hang yourself on a crooked tree..."

"Hey, how did you know I was hanged?"

I suddenly felt a chill in my heart and wanted to pee, so I swallowed the following words immediately. She was still a hanger. This is what I fear most. She would spit out her long tongue and her eyes would bulge when she died.

Got up.

"Hey, I didn't scare you just now. I'm not a hanger... Don't go that way, turn right, hide in the corner in front for a while, and then you can go back to the dormitory!"

No matter how she died, it was frightening anyway. I followed her instructions and hid in a dark corner, and then gave her some serious persuasion, but this damn girl just refused to leave.

, and finally told her that she was in a hurry, and she actually made my forehead touch the wall a few times.

I almost stopped crying. This delicate body of my brother has become her colony. She can do whatever she wants. I can't make the slightest decision. Fortunately, this is on the ground. What if she is on the roof?

What should I do if I get angry and make me jump off the building?

"Stop talking, I finally found a man, and I won't leave so soon. If you keep talking nonsense, I will make you mute!" the female ghost threatened me sternly.

My brother shrank his neck in fright, he said, "A good man will not suffer the consequences, now I have to pretend to be mute, don't really let her harm my tongue."

After a moment of silence in the darkness, the female ghost suddenly smiled and said: "You are so good, I like obedient boys the most." After a pause, she added: "We will be neighbors from now on. Let me introduce myself first. My name is Yan Haoning.

May I have your name?"

What do you think about the bullshit neighbor? If I want to find a neighbor, do I dare to find you? But I dare not not answer: "My name is Wang Lin."

"Well, the name is a bit off, just so-so."

I thought your name wasn't much better, Yan Haoning. Once it's pickled and twisted, it's just a big pickle.

"What immoral thing did you do tonight to have so many girls chasing you?" Yan Haoning asked curiously.

I drooped my head. I was idle anyway. After chatting for a few words, I got a little closer to this damn girl, and I was no longer so scared. So I told her all about the embarrassing incident of giving moon cakes tonight, and she immediately

I was having fun and laughing non-stop, but my brother felt very useless and his face felt hot.

"You like that girl, right? I'll help you figure it out. If I live with you for a while, it's like paying rent!" Yan Haoning told me after she finished laughing.

Suddenly my eyes lit up. With the help of the female ghost, this thing might really happen. We can have a legendary hero save the beauty. The dead girl is in front of her to scare her, and I run out to save her. In her heart

Once I was grateful, I never thought I would give my life to her. As I thought about it, I actually laughed. I was able to laugh in front of the female ghost. I felt like I was really a strange flower!

After staying here for a while, Yan Haoning said that it was almost time and we could go back to the dormitory. Anyway, with her sense of smell that is more sensitive than a dog's nose, she was not afraid of being ambushed. When she returned to the downstairs of the boys' dormitory, she never expected that

Yes, Xiaoxiang is actually here. She is holding a box of mooncakes in her arms, the same box I gave her, and she is pacing under the street lamp.

I was startled, was she waiting for me to come back and say thank you in person? I felt like there was no need for a hero to save the beauty, but there seemed to be a chance. Looking at her with her long hair flying in the autumn wind, wearing a loose white casual outfit, she was really beautiful.

To top it off, a faint fragrance came with the wind, as if it was her body fragrance, and I couldn't help but get drunk.

"Ah, you're back!" Xiaoxiang suddenly looked up and found me standing in front of him, and was startled at first.

"I'm back, I kept you waiting for a long time." As I spoke, my heart was beating wildly.

Xiaoxiang's face darkened, and he handed over the moon cake and said, "Please don't be so boring in the future. I already have a boyfriend. Please don't harass me anymore, okay?"

My heart immediately sank to the bottom. The peak of joy was thrown directly into the abyss. The gap was too big. I couldn't accept it for a while, but I didn't know what to say, so I just stood there in a daze.

At this time, Yan Haoning's voice sounded in my ears: "This girl doesn't know how to express herself, why don't you just drag her to a dark place..." Her voice seemed to be only heard by me. Xiao Xiang looked at me with no expression.

any changes occur.

"No!" I refused hastily.

I was telling the damn girl, but Xiaoxiang didn't know and thought I was going to stalk her again. She stuffed the mooncake box into my arms and said with an unhappy face: "I hope you think about it carefully. If it's true,

For my own good, don’t do such stupid things in the future!” After saying that, he turned around and walked back.

"Ah, no, there's a ghost attached to this girl! Hold her quickly, or it will kill her!" Yan Haoning shouted nervously.

I was surprised and asked: "What should we do next?" As I said this, I reached out and grabbed Xiaoxiang's arm.

"Instill yang energy into her mouth to mouth, hurry up, otherwise it will be too late!"

Youdao is concerned and confused. She was so panicked that she completely lost her ability to think. Before Xiaoxiang had time to react, I had already blocked her lips with my mouth.

"Pa" Xiaoxiang gave me a loud slap in the face, which made me let go of her in pain, covering my crotch and bending down. What's the point of covering my crotch? Because this girl used her knees at the same time.

He pushed it on my crotch. This is the second time tonight that my friend has been attacked by an exterminator. It makes me hate the school’s training activities for girls to prevent perverts.

"Rogue, I don't want to see you again!" Xiao Xiang angrily shook off these words, covered his face and ran back to the girls' dormitory.

I watched her disappear with a wry smile on my face, thinking to myself, I am here to help you drive away ghosts. It doesn't matter if you are wrongfully accused of being a gangster, the most important thing is that you are safe. I just don't know if the ghost in her body has been driven away.

When she was about to ask Yan Haoning, she giggled and said, "Let her try some vegetarian food first, and then give her the whole meat food. I don't believe you can't handle her."

As for the vegetarian stuff, I quickly asked her: "Has the ghost in her gone?"
Chapter completed!