In fact, I later learned that the school usually deals with students who fight in the school. As long as it is not particularly serious, they will give each other fifty-fifty blows, report criticisms, and write inspections.【 #_ 】

Take pity on me, this examination lasted until about four o'clock in the middle of the night.

I once bravely argued with Chen Wei: "Why do you need me to write your inspection? How can I write it if you can't repeat it?" "Didn't you say you are a civil servant? Besides, it's a fight.

Is this because of you?" Chen Wei didn't even look at me, he was very relaxed.

I am speechless.

The lights in the dormitory must be turned off at ten o'clock in the evening, so I have to light a candle and immerse myself in reading. I watched these beasts sleep like dead pigs in their beds after eating and drinking. I actually lit their quilts with a candle.

I had the urge to do it, but I didn’t dare. If I wanted to do it, they would probably get me.

I think I later became myopic, which must be related to staying up late at this time to write tests.

This test is too difficult to write. Although I study well, especially in liberal arts, writing one copy and two different copies are not the same. Fortunately, the key is to write eight different copies. It is really better than asking me to fight.

Still hard work.

After I finally finished writing, I didn't even bother to check again for typos, so I dragged my tired body and mind and climbed onto my upper bunk.

When I climbed onto the bed, the bed shook for a while. Wang Shangfei on the lower bunk was woken up by me. He looked at me with squinted sleepy eyes and said in a daze: "Jiu'er, it's so quick."

It’s finished, great job!”

Oh my God! I really want to slap him loudly, but it’s so fast. It’s already past four o’clock in the middle of the night, and it’s almost dawn. It’s really not a pain in the back to stand and talk, no, it’s not a pain in the balls to talk while sleeping!

But I really didn’t have the energy to argue with him, so I climbed into bed and fell asleep as soon as my head hit the pillow...

I dreamed that I stood in front of all the teachers and students and read my examination aloud, with great emotion and passion, just like the principal holding a school meeting, without any sense of shame, but

I don’t know why, but I couldn’t finish reciting my examination. After I finished reading one article, another article appeared, and after I finished reading, another article appeared. I just kept reading it, and I couldn’t stop even if I wanted to. I felt like this

I was anxious, and then I started crying. I cried bitterly in front of all the teachers and students in the school, with tears streaming down my face...

Then I woke up, but after I woke up, when I touched my face, it was wet, and I thought I had cried in my dream. This shows how sad I am about my mistakes.

But I immediately realized that I was wrong, because the tears did not come from my eyes, but flowed from above me to my face, so I quickly looked aside.

When I looked at it, I wasn't so angry. It turned out that I saw Wang Xin holding a "bubble gun" in his hand and spraying water on my face.

This "bubble gun" is actually to use a ballpoint pen that has run out of oil to tie the thread tightly around the mouth of the balloon, then go to the tap and insert it, turn on the water, and let the water pour into the balloon.

It was washed into blisters by the water, and then the ballpoint pen tip that had worn away the ball was inserted back into the refill. In this case, when you squeeze the balloon, tiny water columns will come out, and they can come out quite far. We

I use this to have water fights.

But the "baby gun" Wang Xin got was not made of balloons, but condoms. I knew that the "baby gun" belonged to Chen Wei, because he was the only one in our house who had condoms on him.

Now I already know what condoms are for, but I don’t know the specific method of operation, but it’s enough to make me sick.

"What are you doing!" I was so angry that I sat up immediately.

When I came together, I saw that Chen Wei and the others were all up and looking at me laughing and laughing.

"Get up quickly!" Chen Wei shouted to me.

"Wake up? What time is it?" I asked.

"It's six o'clock!" Chen Wei said.

"What, it's only six o'clock. I'm too sleepy. I have to sleep a little longer!" After saying that, I lay down again.

"Lao San, continue to feed him, and this time feed his little one!" I heard Chen Wei say to Wang Xin.

I sat up suddenly and said with a sad face: "Do you know what time I went to bed last night? It was past four o'clock and I was so sleepy. Stop playing with me and let me sleep a little longer!"

"No, I promised to train you. I didn't finish it last night, so I have to make up for it in the morning!" Chen Wei glared at me and said, "Come down!"

"No, Zhou Papi is not as ruthless as you!" I climbed out of bed anyway, otherwise they would really be able to do anything.

"Well, the conditions in the dormitory are limited. I will give you some physical exercise in the morning. Your body is too thin!" Chen Wei thought for a while and said.

"Then how to practice?" I accepted my fate, I was just miserable.

"Let's do this, you do twenty sit-ups first." Chen Wei pointed at Wang Shangfei's lower bunk and said, "Go up."

I climbed up, and I was actually pretty good at doing sit-ups. There was no problem with these twenty, and I was secretly happy.

"Lao Qi, go up and hold his legs!" Chen Wei said to Wang Shangfei.

"Okay!" Wang Shangfei agreed, got on the bed, sat on my lap and said, "Let's get started."

I did it, and then Chen Wei stood next to me and counted: "One, two, three..."

I thought to myself that these twenty sit-ups were really trivial to me, and I wanted to show off to them how fast I could do them.

"Nine, ten," Chen Wei followed my movements and counted one by one, and said to me: "Hey, Xiao Jiu is okay, he did a good job!"

"Haha, that's right!" I replied proudly.

Chen Wei continued to count: "Nine, ten, eleven..."

I was stunned for a moment, but I didn’t stop because Chen Wei counted wrongly, but I thought maybe because he was talking to me, I forgot for a moment, but it doesn’t matter, I can still do it after just a few more times, so I’ll treat you as a gift.

"Hey, tell me, Jiu'er has practiced well and is better than Lao Liu. You can't do so much!" Chen Wei spoke again.

They all said that it was good, and Pang Dun'er was rare and humble and said: "Yes, I really can't do this. Jiu'er, you are great!"

The vanity in my heart was extremely inflated. It was not easy to get their recognition, so I worked even harder.

"Nine, ten, eleven..." Chen Wei counted again.

No, why are you counting from here? I have even counted to the seventeenth. I think Chen Wei is old and has Alzheimer's disease, but I think this person will inevitably be interrupted when he is doing something.

There will be mistakes. Anyway, Chen Wei has already counted here and it will be over in a few seconds. Let’s continue.

"Boss, I don't think we can just let Jiuer do sit-ups. We need to practice something else!" Wang Xin spoke to Chen Wei again at this time.

"Fifteen..." Upon hearing this, Chen Wei stopped again, nodded and said to Wang Xin: "Well, let him practice push-ups after he finishes doing sit-ups!"

After saying that, Chen Wei continued to count: "Nine, ten, eleven..."

"No more! Just play with me!" I was so tired that I couldn't straighten up and lay down on the bed. They did this on purpose.

"Hurry up, do these twenty sit-ups, and then do twenty push-ups, and you're done!" Chen Wei came over and gave me a slap in the face, glaring at me and ordering me.

"Ah! Just let me die!"

My wailing was heard again in dormitory 104, and other rooms were no longer surprised.

I was still forced by Chen Wei and the others to finish twenty sit-ups. Of course, Chen Wei didn't do more sit-ups this time and asked me to finish them normally.

I also did the push-ups that followed, but Chen Wei didn’t need to deliberately make mistakes to make me do more push-ups, because let alone twenty, even ten, I finished it with great effort.

, Chen Wei and the others no longer asked me to finish them all. They said that I should do it step by step, just do a few more every day, and it would be fine.

I ate one more steamed bun for breakfast than usual, and then I came to the classroom in a daze. Ding Shuang asked me after seeing my appearance, but I didn't say anything, and fell asleep on my desk.

I almost fell asleep on my desk that day. Of course, the teacher in charge of every class would wake me up and ask me what was wrong. I said it was because I reviewed my homework too late at night. The teachers listened.

They all praised me as a conscientious and good student.

Later, when Ding Shuang found out what was going on from Ai Hongwei, she even scolded them. But in front of me, she said: "You should really practice. The reason for writing the examination is

I only wrote about your story, no wonder Chen Wei and others."

I felt depressed for a while.

After school in the evening, Chen Wei and the others did not let me go. They called me to the small park of No. 3 Middle School. On the lawn of the park, Chen Wei said to me: "Your training officially begins today!"

Fortunately, I had slept well that day and was full of energy. Since I couldn't avoid this training, I might as well let it go. It also seemed like I was a man, so I said, "Boss, you can tell me how to practice, and I will listen to you."

!”

After saying that, I moved my hands and feet, thinking to myself, it seems that I won’t be able to do less sit-ups and push-ups this time.

Chen Wei smiled and nodded to me and said: "Okay, that's right. This is a real man. We have discussed it today. It is not just a matter of your poor physical fitness. In this fight, reaction is also very important, so

Let’s practice our reactions.”

I jumped up and down and moved my legs and said, "Boss, just tell me how to practice!"

"It's very simple. If we hit you, you just need to hide!" Chen Wei said casually.

"Ah!" When I heard this, I stopped jumping and said with my mouth wide open: "I'm going to be beaten!"

"Yes, haven't you heard that if you want to learn to fight, you must first learn to be beaten." Chen Weite said matter-of-factly, as if one plus one equals two.

"No way!" I shouted, "Then that's how you practiced back then?"

"No, we haven't practiced before!" Chen Wei said easily.

"Then why should I practice being beaten?" I refused.

"We all have gained experience from actual combat and have been through hundreds of battles. Do you think we still need to practice?" Chen Wei lit a cigarette and asked me. I looked at him. If I dare to say that it is necessary, he

You can immediately tell me why the flowers are so red.

"Then...can you beat me more gently? What should I do if I get hurt?" I was still thinking of excuses to escape.

"Why don't you say it? It's not like you're just going to be beaten. You have to hide and try your best to prevent us from hitting you. Isn't that enough? Besides," Chen Wei turned around and said to Wang Shangfei: "Old Qi, show him

!”
To be continued...