Behind-the-scenes shooting

Record of interviews with the crew of "The Concubine" (funny) imitating the writing style of an author that Xiangxiang likes. [ #_ ]

Taking advantage of the chaos in the crew lounge, the unscrupulous reporter quietly led the male and female protagonists out and asked them 100 questions about sexual intercourse between husband and wife!

1. What is your name?

Bingyue: Luo Bingyue, her name was Luo Bing in her previous life.

Liu Yunmo: My real name is Li Tianlin. The lin in Qilin is not the scale of a fish, but I like others to call me Liu Yunmo, and I especially like Bing'er to call me Mo Mo (she glanced at Bingyue).

Bingyue: I feel very disgusting. If the damn author hadn't asked me to scream like this, I wouldn't have screamed. Every time I screamed, I was so sick that I almost vomited out bile.

Liu Yunmo:......

2. What is your age?

Bingyue: I was 22 years old before time travel, but now I am 17 years old.

Liuyunmo: 21 years old

Luo Bingyue: Are you younger than me? I hate sibling relationships the most.

Liu Yunmo: Shut up!

3. What is your gender?

Liu Yunmo (glaring at the reporter angrily): If you ask stupid questions again, I'll kill you! You have no eyes, can't you see?

Unscrupulous reporter: No, no, it’s just because you are so beautiful, Mo Mo. How can any man look like this? So I just confirmed it.

4. What is your personality like?

Bingyue: Very cold, but actually very kind and values ​​friendship.

Liuyunmo: Dual personality, sometimes as cold as ice, sometimes as gentle as water.

5. What about the other person’s character?

Bingyue: Very cute.

(He is cute?!!)

Liu Yunmo: ...very charming.

6. Where did the two people meet for the first time?

Ice Moon: Brothel

Liu Yunmo: I run a brothel.

Unscrupulous reporter: What a romantic place...

(Romantic? Luo Bingyue’s eyes can kill people...)

7. What is your first impression of the other person?

Liu Yunmo: Well...a tough little girl makes people want to conquer...even though she is average-looking.

Bingyue: Is it average in length?

Liuyunmo: It’s really average.

(The unscrupulous reporter quickly hugged Bingyue, whose hair exploded: Miss Bingyue, calm down...)

Bingyue: At that time, I just thought that this man was very annoying...

Liu Yunmo: Hate it? You later said that you fell in love with me at first sight.

Bingyue: When did I say that I fell in love with you at first sight?

Liu Yunmo: If you dare to deny it, I will...

Bingyue: Just assume it is.

8. What do you like about the other person?

Liu Yunmo: She is independent-minded, values ​​friendship, and is different from other women... she has a good figure and feels good...

Unscrupulous Reporter (In Infinite Reverie)

Bingyue: When you are nice to me.

9. What do you dislike about the other person?

Liu Yunmo: No, I like them all.

Bingyue: I used to be romantic and unrestrained.

Liu Yunmo: That was before I met you.

Bingyue: Before you met me, you didn’t protect yourself like a jade for me. You were not a virgin. This made me very confused.

Liu Yunmo: Isn’t that for you to accumulate rich experience?

10. Do you think the other person is your only love?

Liu Yunmo: Of course.

Bingyue: Let's make do with it, if I leave him, he will kill me!

11. How do you call the other person?

Liu Yunmo: Bing'er... dear... make love, call her little meatball'er.

Bingyue: Liuyunmo, Momo, damn it. You are the meatball (blushing)

12. How would you like to be called by the other party?

Liu Yunmo: I'm happy to be called anything, as long as I don't call other people's names, especially that wolf's name.

Bingyue: That’s what you do, love the machine!

…

Liu Yunmo: It sounds very...

13. If you use an animal metaphor, who do you think the other person is?

Liu Yunmo: Fox...well, smart and cunning, plus charming and charming.

Bingyue: He is like a male lion, a majestic male lion surrounded by a group of silly female lions.

Liu Yunmo: I feel more like a wolf, a wolf with single-minded emotions.

Bingyue: Tsk, Xiaobai is the one who is dedicated! I am the wolf!

Liu Yunmo: (cold eyes)

(Unscrupulous reporter... Let’s move on to the next question...)

14. What gifts do you give each other?

Liuyunmo: The priceless glass lock that can avoid poison.

Bingyue: He crushed it later.

Liu Yunmo: Later I gave her a few more children, and she was very happy.

Bingyue: Is a child considered a gift?

Unscrupulous reporter: So what did Bingyue give you?

Bingyue: Handkerchief can be used to wipe nose, very practical.

Liu Yunmo: It’s folded into the shape of a rabbit.

Wuliang Reporter: Why are they folded into rabbits?

Bingyue: Because I can only fold rabbits.

Liu Yunmo: Fortunately, I went out of my way to learn how to fold turtles.

Bingyue: You deserve it!!!

15. What gift do you want?

Liu Yunmo: During the week of my birthday, she dedicates herself to me and does whatever I want.

Bingyue: You can stop doing whatever you want to me during the week of my birthday.

(It seems very out of place...)

16. Are you dissatisfied with the other party? What kind of things are they usually?

Bingyue: Yes! Why can he keep doing it all the time... He was still doing it until I passed out!!

Liu Yunmo: That’s because I used to be... but now I only have you as a woman.

Bingyue: I ask you to give me three thousand beauties to share with me.

Liu Yunmo: No!!!

17. What is your problem?
To be continued...