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Chapter 530 Funeral Career

The old house in the country was twisting and turning, and I couldn't find the direction in the dark. It took me a long time to find a gap in the courtyard wall, jumped into the yard, got into the firewood shed, and lay down on the floor without daring to say a word.

Quanfu had already returned and now knew his whereabouts very well. He asked calmly: "Lin Le, is it possible that you feel sick in your stomach? It will take an hour to go out to relieve yourself."

"Alas, my first time joining your team, I have some gastrointestinal discomfort." He didn't keep his promise and provoked his senior sister. Lin Le regretted what he had done.

There was a funeral at three o'clock. Blind Zhang woke up on time and ordered his disciples to get their belongings and rush to the main room to do the dojo. Before the funeral drum sounded, the two senior sisters hurried out of the dead ghost's bedroom and stood in the yard. When they saw Lin Le,

It was as if nothing had happened.

"Alas, I fought on the bed for a long time. Although I didn't get what I wanted, it was still a romantic experience after all. It seems that the senior sister doesn't hate me. There will be plenty of opportunities in the future." Lin Le was carefully analyzing the process of last night's sex.

and summary, the funeral drums sounded, and several generations of the owner’s family gathered outside the main hall. Not long after, the funeral car arrived, and the neighbors helped lift the body into the car. After the sound of firecrackers, the funeral convoy drove slowly towards the crematorium.

go.

The team of Taoist priests stayed at the master's home, only waiting for the ashes to be returned for burial. Only a few distant relatives were left in the yard. Blind Zhang sat in the empty main room, like a statue, "Alas, today I am alone."

Competition in the industry is intensifying, and funeral workers in crematoriums

The officers led the corpses and ashes back and forth, held a Western-style farewell ceremony, etc., and earned four or five thousand without any trouble, unlike us Taoist priests who only earned two or three thousand when our legs were sore and our feet were weak.

." I have no choice but to look up and sigh at the overlord clauses in the current special industry.

In the morning, the ashes were returned home. When the time came, the master and apprentice arranged for relatives and friends to carry out the funeral on time.

When making a funeral banquet in the countryside, it is common for the mourners to sit at one table and the Taoist priests to sit at another table. The host is not allowed to greet the Taoist priests when making a toast, for fear that after establishing a good relationship with them, he will get bad luck and have troubles in his family one after another.

The host looked at the dojo in a new light. After being used to being the leader of Caohualou, Lin Le was inevitably a little disappointed. However, the main meal after the funeral was an authentic Sichuan cuisine nine bowls. The ingredients were selected from the local area, and the cooking skills were almost perfect.

It was about to be lost, which made him extremely satisfied.

When the dead man went up the mountain, everyone was very happy. Relatives and friends seemed to be suddenly relieved. They talked and laughed freely without anyone interfering. During the banquet, the brothers and sisters at the Taoist table sat around, laughing and joking, extremely intimate, and they had a feeling that they were all fallen people from the end of the world.

.

Lin Le sat on the left side with Quan Fu, and on the right side sat the senior sister. Although she was very close to her and could touch her beautiful breasts with a slight movement of her little hands, she behaved and did not dare to move. "Alas, alas,

Mr. Zhang, the master and apprentice, regardless of the risk of their lives, allowed me to regain my cultivation and rebuild my kindness. The two senior sisters in the team are like a family. How dare you pollute her?

As for our pure integrity, since we fell in love with Zhan Yulan at first sight, if we are interested in it in the future, we should bring 999 roses or something, woo her in an upright way, take a normal way, and wait until the wedding night before starting the first wedding ceremony.

A round of romance, in order to stay together for a lifetime." After Han Ran repented, he respected the senior sister around him even more.

"Pa", just as he was looking forward to a bright future, Zhan Yulan's chopstick head hit him hard on the wrist, "Using senior sister's chopsticks to pick up food, what are you thinking about, little junior brother?"

"Haha, this is the first time Lin Le has experienced such a hard life. He must have not slept well last night." Quanfu said with a pun.

"Senior brother is still understanding. Alas, senior sister, I'll go get you a pair of unused ones." Lin Le stood up quickly, took back the chopsticks and handed them to her hands.

At this time, everyone at the table knew it well, and even the blind Zhang Zizi laughed, "Well, since we have come together for a common goal of making a living, we must take care of each other and not have any selfish thoughts.

oh."

Lin Le responded guiltily: "Of course, I can do whatever I can with chopsticks and so on. I can just tell my senior brother at any time in the future."

After sending away the dead ghosts, the living people will have a feast. After the country people give gifts, they have a small calculation in their hearts. Zhang San and Li Si gave one hundred. The father, mother, wife and three little ones at home, the family of seven or eight people secretly cheered.

I wanted to get my money back, so the feast lingered for a long time.

The first to disperse was naturally the dojo table. Although they held the secrets of the underworld, the host treated them with awe, just like a patient seeing a doctor, but gave them the coldest greetings when they left.

I would never give the treatment as a gift, let alone say "goodbye". If I said so, it would mean that there would be another death in the family next year, and the old Taoist would come to the dojo, so he paid the bill like a plague, without even looking at it.

Let them go out in a big way without anyone paying attention to them.

"Damn it, although many young Taoist priests have become successful nowadays and drive Mercedes-Benz and BMWs, they still live under others and suffer from the wrath of others every day." With the dignity of the chairman of Caohua Company, I fully expected that the host would

Thanks so much, Lin Le was so depressed after receiving such a cold reception. He secretly thought that all snakes bite people, and all walks of life have their own sufferings. After escaping a chase, he would not want to be beaten to death.

I followed a team of Taoist priests to visit villages and villages.

After going out, the caravan arrived on time, with Blind Zhang in the passenger seat, and his disciples crowded in the carport. As they drove through a bumpy tractor road, Quanfu's cell phone rang.

"Hello, may I ask?"

"Are you Quanfu? I'm Liu Erniu. Dad went away this morning. Come here quickly." It was the voice of Liu Erniu, the gravel owner from the neighboring village.

"I'm sorry, second brother, there are still two families waiting in line."

"Then I have to jump in line. How many levels are there in the dojo?"

"Three, two thousand and four, four thousand and eight, nine thousand and six."

"Then I'll make 9,600. Come quickly. Let the other two be frozen in the funeral parlor for now."

Quanfu stopped the caravan and asked the master to make up his mind. Blind Zhang replied firmly: "We will never let him jump in line. All buyers will be treated equally. If you have money, you can give us money. If you don't have money, you can give us some fresh rice."

The caravan bypassed the neighboring village and continued to move forward, heading towards the second reservation customer deep in the mountains. The road became more and more dangerous. During the bumps, Lin Le and his brothers and sisters sang and danced in the carport, inexplicably.

With joy, the gypsy-like journey became extremely relaxed and enjoyable.

One day, two days, three days.

Went through wind and rain, working in the dojo every day, sleeping on the floor every night, and in the blink of an eye we had two more businesses. Even though they were two mountain people with poor family backgrounds and hardly any red envelopes, the entire team was led by Blind Man Zhang.
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