"The rules are destined..." Guan Hua considered Uncle Gen's words, and then he asked: "Then what are reincarnations? Why do we transcend the rules?"

Uncle Gen smiled and patted Guan Hua on the shoulder. "Brother, you think too much. Have you seen The Matrix?" Uncle Gen asked. Guan Hua nodded.

"The rules of heaven and earth are the CPU of a big computer. It not only arranges the order of reincarnation, but also determines the time of death of each person. As time goes by, this computer also has leaks. When the first loophole appears, it

We had to design other programs to fix the loopholes, so our organization was created, and then we were born." Uncle Gen explained while flashing his big tooth board.

Guan Hua, who seemed to understand, nodded, and then shook his head. "I still can't figure it out. Since life and death are destined, why are we qualified to arrange the reincarnation of other ghosts? And the organization you mentioned, 'Meng',

What is it?"

"How can I explain it to you? This is a very complicated matter. Let me first tell you why reincarnators can reincarnate as ghosts." Uncle Gen pulled Guan Hua towards his security room.

"In the past, when women gave birth, the survival rate of babies was low. If ten out of ten babies survived, it was already a very high survival rate. For a period of time, it was considered normal to have five out of ten babies, right?" Uncle Gen saw Guan Hua.

After nodding, he continued: "But what about now? With the current medical level, as long as the child is fully grown, he will be able to live after birth, right? It's almost like giving birth to ten to live ten."

"However, the big computer of the rules of heaven and earth has too many things to worry about, so it also arranges reincarnation according to the seven or eight lives set before, so--"

Guan Hua took over the conversation. "So, these quotas belong to us, so we can arrange for people to be reincarnated, so we have our great reincarnation members! Oh, the dog seller, I am so embarrassed, you actually let me

I have understood the secrets of heaven."

"You idiot, it's not so easy to figure out the secrets of heaven. I just gave you a brief explanation." Uncle Gen slapped Guan Hua hard on the head, causing him to grimace in pain.

Walking into the security room, Uncle Gen sat down on the wicker chair and looked at Guan Hua with raised eyebrows: "Hey, young man, congratulations on completing your internship as a reincarnation agent. From tomorrow on, you will be a qualified reincarnation agent.

"

"This... I have just seen reincarnation. How can you let me act alone?" This result was unexpected by Guan Hua. He was really shocked by the speed at which the internship ended. "I don't know how to hold the body yet.

Well, do you want to consider teaching me."

"You still need body-fixing skills? You have the identity of the chief male nurse of the obstetrics and gynecology department, how convenient that is!" Uncle Gen looked at Guan Hua with contempt.

"I'm just an intern, I can't enter the delivery room at all." Guan Hua explained.

"Then I don't care, you can figure it out on your own." Uncle Gen picked up the island country magazine and continued to read it with laughter, ignoring Guan Hua's existence for a moment.

Guan Hua suddenly realized that he had no way to deal with this old scoundrel. Go and file a complaint. You can't even find Li A. Beat him up. Guan Hua is afraid that he will be beaten by the blue man outside the door if he can't get out of this door.

The shadows were defeated. Uncle Gen, the old hedgehog, made Guan Hua, the little tiger, unable to survive.

"Uncle Gen, good Uncle Gen, big brother, big brother, please help me. I'm not very proficient in my business yet, so please give me some pointers." Guan Hua lowered his body and begged, acting cute along the way.

In fact, I was thinking: When I become awesome, I will kill you, you shameless old man!

"Go, go, go, I hate lazy young people like you the most." Uncle Gen closed the magazine in his hand and raised his finger toward the door, and then a blue ghost floated in. Gen.

The uncle stretched out his finger and carved a curse mark in the air, and shot it into Guan Hua's ear. Then, he heard the ghost yelling: "Oh, God, what's wrong with you?

Instructions, being able to do things for you is a small blessing. I am blessed for three lifetimes. I am blessed for three lifetimes."

"Go, I met your Brother Hua, and you will follow him from now on. Your Brother Hua is new to the industry. From now on, I will not care about your reincarnation, and tell him about your affairs." Uncle Gen pointed at Guan Hua in a disgusting manner.

, then he put the magazine up and continued reading.

"Hey, Brother Hua, I can tell at a glance that you are an extraordinary person. Look at your appearance - your figure is really good." This guy's ability to adapt to changes is extraordinary.

"Uncle Gen, how can I contact my master?" Guan Hua asked unwillingly, hoping to scare Uncle Gen into changing his mind.

Uncle Gen raised his eyes and glanced at Guan Hua, then narrowed his eyes and laughed obscenely, then stretched out a foot and kicked Guan Hua out of the security room. "You want to scare me with Li A, but there is no door. When?"

When it's time to see you, you can see him. Damn you, don't delay my aesthetic appreciation."

Guan Hua rubbed his butt, touched the intact disc in his pocket, and then flicked out his middle finger, despising this old pervert. "Why are you pulling? I'll kill you in the future!"

After thinking carefully about Uncle Gen's behavior towards him, Guan Hua felt more and more that there was something fishy in it. Why did he suddenly start to make fun of himself? I don't understand, I don't understand.

Guan Hua walked out of the hospital door and began to sort out the information he got tonight. First of all, Li A, Uncle Gen and himself now all belong to an organization called 'Meng'. This organization is very awesome and can not only guide souls

Entering the underworld can also help souls reincarnate. Whether there are other abilities will be tested later. These two heaven-defying functions alone are enough to be rampant in the world.

Moreover, the people in this organization must be very powerful. The basis is: even if he is a wretched and dirty person like Uncle Gen, he is still very good. He only has the body-fixing technique and the ghost-drawing talisman to call him a master.

No problem. Also, reincarnation is a very promising profession. In the future, I will definitely be more awesome than Da Yingen. I intuitively tell Guan Hua that Li A is definitely a super awesome person, otherwise his name would not be like this.

Niucha. "You must remember my dharma name, Li A." Whose dharma name can be so original and unique!

"Brother Hua, where are you going?" As he walked around the corner, a voice suddenly sounded behind Guan Hua, which startled Guan Hua. Then he remembered that Uncle Gen had arranged a small follower for him.

As soon as I went out, I started thinking about things and forgot about such a precious thing.

"What's your name?" Guan Hua asked symbolically. After all, he is his follower, so he can be easily handled after asking for his name.

"Brother Hua, just call me Xiao Meng from now on. Meng Fengqing, Xiao Meng. From now on, little brother, I will follow Brother Hua's lead and will go through fire and water for Brother Hua's orders."

Guan Hua took out his glasses and put the other lens back into the frame. Then he put on the yin-yang mirror and carefully observed his ghost brother. He was just chatting with Uncle Gen and didn't take a close look at this guy's appearance.

Compared with other ghosts, Xiaomeng is uncannily blue. In the Yin-Yang Mirror, he looks like a big Smurf. However, coupled with his thin body and long dragging robe, the whole appearance looks like Gargamel and the Smurfs.

combination of.

"How long have you been dead?" Guan Hua asked out of nowhere.

Xiao Meng counted on his fingers, and then replied: "More than a hundred years."

You are a veteran of more than 100 years, and you still call me Brother Hua. Am I no longer an adult? Guan Hua couldn't help muttering in his heart. "This is it, Xiaomeng, from now on you can call me boss. Don't call me Brother Hua."

Brother Hua’s scream makes me feel uncomfortable.”

"Okay, boss." Xiao Meng changed quickly, and then approached Guan Hua and asked seductively: "Boss, do you need me to perform any special tasks? I entered the fierce woman's mansion at night and it felt like nothing.

In the realm of the wall, I am the best at stealing underwear and taking a penis. The younger one is quite experienced. I have served the previous bosses many times..."

"No, I don't need it." Guan Hua felt a chill in his heart. He dared not let Uncle Gen let him do this. Suddenly, an idea flashed in Guan Hua's heart and he looked at his ghost brother with a smile. Why?

Why does he suddenly look so pleasing to the eye? This guy is a treasure.

"Boss, what do you want to do? I'm young... I'm just a prostitute, not my body!"

"Xiao Meng, the boss has sent you to do something, please. It's just for showmanship, okay?" Guan Hua smiled even more intimately.

"You said you would go through fire and water without hesitation." Gui Xiaodi was very righteous.

"You know, head nurse of the obstetrics and gynecology department, if you go to her house as a guest and do whatever you want to vent your anger on the boss, that old woman is not a good thing..." When Guan Hua thought of Sun Yan, he felt so cruel that his teeth itched.

Xiao Meng felt Guan Hua's murderous intent, and naturally understood it. Before leaving, he saluted and disappeared. Xiao Meng had stayed in the hospital for so long, and when he found Sun Yan, he was naturally familiar with the road. As he hurried on, Xiao Meng

While thinking about it, the boss assigned him a task for the first time, and he must complete it beautifully. Sun Yan, right? I can't kill you.

After sending Xiao Meng away, Guan Hua suddenly remembered that he had many questions that he hadn't had time to ask. He secretly thought to himself, "I'll talk later," then took off his glasses and rushed to the rental house. Guan Hua suddenly remembered that he still had to deal with detoxification and beauty.

Watching Mr. Cang's movies over and over again makes you look taller and handsomer. Isn't that one of the great pleasures in life?

However, when the second-hand small TV showed Chinese subtitles but Teacher Cang appeared, Guan Hua, who was holding toilet paper and making all preparations, realized that he had been tricked by the big thief. The blue screen flashed on the TV screen, and a line of blood-red appeared.

The word.

"Young people don't know how precious semen is. When you are old, you shed tears for nothing. You are so restrained."

"I'm cheating on your sister! You're cheating on me. You cheated me out of ten yuan." Guan Hua almost went berserk, tore up the toilet paper and almost kicked over the TV.

At this moment, the screen flashed again, and another line of words appeared.

"Get angry! Get angry! Get crazy! Boy, you don't have enough concentration! Hurry up and adjust your mentality. Next, I will pass on to you the exercises that Li A left for you. There are not many words, so remember them carefully.

, this plate can only be played once, you deserve it if you can’t remember it. Okay, let’s get started…”

Guan Hua was so angry that he hurriedly found a pen and began to write down the formula that Li A passed on to him on the toilet paper. It was only a little over a hundred words, and Guan Hua was sweating after copying it. Fortunately, the first few sentences, before Uncle Gen,

Teach him to recite it, otherwise he will miss the beginning and it will be useless.

"Don't be surprised, Uncle Gen has always been so awesome! Now that you've finished copying it, thank you very much for teaching you how to recite the mantra before. Don't thank me, I don't need it. Brat, every mountain is higher than the next, don't even think about it

How are you going to kill me in the future? First

You should practice your skills to a small degree. At that time, you will be qualified to be Li A's apprentice. As for this, I want to withdraw. The disc will self-destruct within ten seconds. You can't stop it. I suggest you use a quilt.

Cover your head! Ten, nine, eight, seven..."

"Holy shit, it's so high-tech!" Guan Hua hugged the quilt and got under the bed. Then there was absolute silence, and you could hear the sound of toilet paper falling to the ground. After a minute, Guan Hua knew that he had been fooled and scolded

The mother got out from under the bed.

I saw a line of words floating on the TV, "It's so high-tech, you fool, you've been fooled."

"Big pervert, you and I are incompatible! I have to kill you!" Guan Hua pointed at the TV screen and yelled.

"I forgot to tell you. Li A said that if you put your left hand on top and your right hand on the bottom, you can pull out the poison by stacking your hands on the strange sore. Also, self-destruction is real! 3, 2, 1! Jump——"

The black smoke from the disk player explosion sprayed into Guan Hua's face, and then he was completely mad and simply passed out...

Outside the house, Uncle Gen asked Li A beside him, "Is it necessary to play with him like this?"

"I'm afraid that his submissive character will hinder his cultivation. Letting you be his first target will help him work hard and grow rapidly." Li A raised his eyebrows and laughed out loud at the embarrassed Guan Hua.

"Aren't you afraid that he will find out in the future that you asked me to do this and not support you until you die?" Uncle Gen was so angry, even though he had known that he would be a target.

"Let him go, he can't beat me anyway. Hahahaha..." Li A smiled and walked away.

"You mean that when he can beat me, I will just let him bully me, right?" Uncle Gen jumped on his feet and shouted.

"This is necessary. Who asked you to bully my apprentice?" Li A replied very unconscionably.
Chapter completed!