Chapter 166 Uncle, you should be a monk, I accept eunuch(1/3)
Chapter 166 Uncle, you should be a monk, I can’t accept the eunuch
Author: The Blooming Fire
Chapter 166 Uncle, you should be a monk, I can’t accept the eunuch
Ma Yudong?
Andy Lau murmured the name, he always thought he had heard it, but it sounded so familiar?
Director Chen frowned and supported his glasses, "How did you know?"
Wu Jing directly provided evidence.
He knew that nothing was effective at this time, so he transferred his phone to the page where Ma Yudong issued a promotional movie notice, and the official media came out to forward and liked it.
Director Chen was silent.
The investor laughed and clapped his hands, like an otter, "Okay, that's him. This is an actor certified by the official media. I don't believe that they dare to bully us and don't know the locals!"
But in the end, this drama is up to Director Chen, and the investor also needs to give him some face.
Andy Lau borrowed his cell phone and looked through it, "Ha, it turns out it's him! I said why I feel so familiar."
Director Chen was stunned, "Do you know him too?" Why, is this person so powerful in the inland entertainment circle?
Andy Lau smiled and said, "Yes, I made millions of dollars by investing in Ning Hao's "Crazy Stone". Later, director Ning Hao asked me to act in "Crazy Racing". But I didn't have time at that time, but I had watched that movie."
Pointing at Ma Yudong's selfie holding the cat, "I still remember the black boss he plays. He is really a very good actor."
It’s okay if one or two are there, but everyone supports Ma Yudong, so Director Chen has to consider it, “Okay, since that’s the case, I’ll go find his movies that night, and I’m going to see how his acting skills are in person.”
This is half the success.
Wu Jing wanted to notify Ma Yudong immediately, but he found Ma Yudong's latest Weibo and saw that all the comments below were:
‘Uncle, are you there? If you are there, you can just squeak.’
‘Uncle, are you in love? Who is the other party?’
‘Yes, let me show you a photo and let me help you review the woman and see if she is suitable for being the uncle’s girlfriend.’
‘That’s right, uncle, don’t be cheated of money and sex. Money doesn’t matter, sex is very important!’
There are also a bunch of people who offer blessings, Wu Jingle. This is probably the first star to be urged by fans to see her girlfriend?
What kind of star and what kind of fan are you?
After taking a look at the time, forget it, Dongzi is probably sleeping with his little girlfriend at this time, so he won’t bother him.
Ma Yudong:…?
At this time, Xiao Erju.
The blind sister was lying on the sofa with her belly exposed. She felt that she had accomplished a big thing today, so she shouted at the uncle with the attitude of a hero: "Xiao Dongzi, I want to eat fruit, help me wash an apple."
"for you."
The blind sister didn't answer, just looked at him, "Is it a slut?"
Ma Yudong pulled the corner of his mouth and went to peel it with a fruit knife. The blind sister reluctantly accepted it. "It's not a joke, I'll give you a bad review."
After a while, the blind sister shouted again: "Xiao Dongzi, I'm sleepy, take me back to the room."
"…You are getting more and more greedy, are you?"
"Ann." Unexpectedly, the blind sister admitted it openly!
"I took a good photo today. Brother Hao and Sister Yu have been praising me, as well as the admiration in the eyes of the junior sisters and the relief in the eyes of the teacher. I am now an idol of the Beiwu generation!"
The blind sister's eyes were flashing with excitement and raised her hand, "Now I give this opportunity to the uncle. I have to cherish it, otherwise the uncle will never have the chance to hug him in the future."
Of course, Ma Yudong didn't hug her, but just sat on the sofa and turned the TV tone down, "Why, I'm going to find your first love again?"
The blind sister blushed, but she was angry!
He pulled down the stockings, held them into a ball, and smashed them at the uncle, "I said that he was young and ignorant. Besides, he had never pulled his hands back at the beginning. What is his first love?"
The blind sister crawled over and grabbed the uncle's hand tightly, "This is what it means to hold hands!"
Ma Yudong returned the stockings to her, "Hey, don't be hooligan."
"A Weibo post you posted a few days ago. When I was online, I was urging me to post photos of my girlfriend everywhere, and I was helpless."
The blind sister laughed so much that she fell on the uncle's lap with her back and forth, "Or you can take one, or just take one photo now and post it."
Ma Yudong sneered, you thought beautifully, "Do you know what I was thinking when you are with another girl now?"
She was extremely confident, "I know, I must be saying: How could there be a girl in the world who is as beautiful and perfect as Miss!"
Ma Yudong shook his head and pinched the paw that was not honest and wanted to stretch out his clothes, "I was thinking of a word at that time, girl!"
little girl?
The blind sister didn't understand, so Ma Yudong picked up the paper and pen, and there was a woman on the left and the other on the right... "Oh, you are a dog, you are biting!"
"Woof woof!!!"
The blind sister wiped off the saliva from her mouth, "Uncle, I will bite you to death if you are showing off, and then go to my ex-boyfriend!"
Ma Yudong went to wash his face. He didn't like artificial facial masks. He heard this: "Don't you say you don't have an ex-boyfriend? That's all a joke. It seems that this woman's words cannot be believed."
Lying in his position just now, relying on his good body flexibility, he lay there in an extremely distorted position, "Uncle, have you been curious about who my ex-boyfriend before? Now I'll tell you something."
"Okay, just talk, I'm free anyway."
The blind sister patted the sofa beside her and said, "I said yes, but you are not angry, uncle."
Ma Yudong: "What are you angry about? My heart is like the sea."
The blind sister gave him a thumbs up, so she picked up her phone...
"Hey! You fucked with your phone, why? You still have his contact information." He asked.
The blind sister put down her phone and stared at him with a smile, "Oh, uncle, it smells sour~"
Ma Yudong took off the banana and it was sweet.
The blind sister continued to take her cell phone, "My father and mother, I spent a lot of money to send it to a noble school."
"At that time, there was a gang in the school, with a total of four people, and they were particularly powerful and often bullied some children from ordinary families."
"One day, a little girl was bullied, and I couldn't stand it and stood up! Uncle, am I brave?"
Ma Yudong said without disobeying his conscience: "It's quite brave."
So he crawled over, didn't dislike him, and took a big bite of the fruit, laid it on his shoulder and continued, "But I was brave enough to do my best, they set their sights on me and began to bully me every day. Then, the bosses from the four fell in love with me."
"One day, he suddenly asked me out. It was raining heavily that day. I said I wouldn't go. He went by himself. Then I would hold an umbrella and see him standing in the rain all over."
Ma Yudong was obviously fascinated by the fact that he urged her to continue talking, and the blind sister pointed at the grapes.
"It's so much!" But I went to wash.
The blind sister took the opportunity to take a few more glances at her phone. At this time, she used the actor's skills and put down her phone before the uncle came back. "I asked him at that time, why are you here? He said: Nonsense, you don't answer the phone, I'm afraid something will happen to you, so I can only stand here and wait for you~"
Wait a minute... Why does Ma Yudong feel that this accent sounds so familiar? "Are you going to a Taiwan Provincial School?"
"Cough... it was him who moved here, don't interrupt me." She almost forgot.
While eating grapes, the blind sister looked at her phone again, "But after a fucking meal, we couldn't be together, and then he protested at home without eating or drinking!"
"There is a housekeeper named Yusao..."
"Wait a little longer!" Ma Yudong's mind was a little confused, "I will interrupt, this... Is your ex-boyfriend a surname Yi Daoming? And the dick in that small gang also likes you, beggar Huaze?"
"Then, you have a nickname in school, called Shancai?"
The blind sister burst into laughter.
This uncle actually guessed that it made her talk nonsense for a while.
Ma Yudong snatched the grapes from the corner of her mouth, "Are you dreaming? I'm so crazy when I watch TV series, and a few men are still circling around you, bah!"
"Who's the one who called you your ex-boyfriend every day, your ex-boyfriend, you haven't really fallen in love~"
Ma Yudong wiped the grapes, but he didn't expect that the blind sister was dissatisfied with his lion's snatching food.
Ma Yudong rolled his eyes and said, "Is it dirty?"
“Not dirty.”
"I said I thought it was dirty, it was all saliva." Ma Yudong stood up and wanted to go to the bathroom to wash his hands, but the blind sister grabbed his clothes with her hands.
If you have the ability, don’t kiss her in the future!
Tear...
Under the unexpected gaze of the two, the round-neck pajamas became zipper pajamas.
Both of them fell into silence, and then the blind sister decisively let go and retreated to the corner of the wall, trembling, covering her butt with her hands.
It seems to be saying: I still have to take a plane, stop calling, it hurts!
………
To be continued...