Volume 1 - First Entry to the Union Chapter 82: A Strange Room
As soon as Shi Shishi opened the door, Wang Mu couldn't wait to rush in first. With a sound of "oh yo", Wang Mu directly bumped into a huge black shadow.
"What the hell?" Wang Mu took a closer look and saw a strange sculpture blocking his running route. He had just hit the sculpture with his head, and a big bump suddenly rose up on his head.
"Fourteen, why are you putting such a big guy at your door?" Wang Mu said angrily, "Look at how he hit me."
"Old Wang, you don't understand this!" Shi Shisi instantly transformed into a commentator and said, "This is a sculpture that combines Eastern and Western cultures, taking the essence and discarding the dross."
"What on earth is this!" We both looked at the strange sculpture that was winding like an ancient tree and couldn't help but ask.
"This is modern abstract art. This is the inspiration I got from the works of the famous Spanish artist Dali." Shi Shishi said very proudly.
"I can't understand this kind of surreal art." Situ Yuner said with disdain, "But it is true that it is very blocking the road. Let's go inside and have a look!"
So the three of them walked into the room carefully and slowly, leaning against the wall.
"Don't worry! There are more surprises inside!" Shi Shisi said excitedly.
The three of them walked to the center of the bedroom, and a huge shrine caught everyone's attention.
"Brother Fourteen, what's going on here!" Situ Yuner asked curiously, "What kind of god do you worship?"
"Dang, dang, dang! The answer to the mystery will be revealed below!" Shi Shisi said as he took off the red cloth covering the statue.
Situ Yun'er looked inside and almost fainted. "Brother Fourteen, what are you doing in the bedroom with Zhao Gongming, the God of Wealth?" Situ Yun'er asked with a black line on his face.
"Isn't this obvious?" Shi Shishi said seriously, "When our company opens its doors to do business, in addition to paying attention to benevolence, justice, etiquette, wisdom and trust, making money is also very important. Of course, by putting up a God of Wealth, we hope that we can make a lot of money.
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Naturally, Shi Shishi didn't tell them that Shen Wansan shamelessly forced him to show up as the God of Wealth.
"But don't you think it's a disgrace to the scenery?" Situ Yuner said, "And it seems a bit vulgar!"
"Yoon'er, it's pretty good that this living treasure doesn't have a Guan Erye in the bedroom." Er Shuang said.
"I think Fourteen is quite creative." Wang Mu stood on Shi Shishi's side, "By the way, Fourteen, you can put one in my bedroom later."
"It's a matter of one sentence."
The two women looked at the two people who had similar odors and suddenly felt a dark streak in their eyes.
Both of us were attracted by a wide space by the window. She knelt down and touched the carpet on the ground and asked, "What kind of area is this?"
"This is a mixed training ground where I carefully shoot. I call it the 'Martial Dance Hall'!" Shi Shishi introduced.
"'Martial Dance Hall'? What the hell is this?"
"Look carefully, don't blink!" Shi Shishi said and pressed a button on the wall. In an instant, countless neon lights lit up, and at the same time, a blast of music sounded.
The three unprepared visitors were immediately startled.
"This is now the 'dance practice'!" Shi Shisi said as he swayed. He also wanted to hold the hands of the two beauties.
Situ Yun'er was so frightened that her face turned pale and she stepped back repeatedly. When Shi Shishi saw this, he sighed and could only dance to the rhythm.
"Okay! The bedroom becomes a disco!" Wang Mu said speechlessly.
"Then what is this button?" I pressed another button on the wall.
The music and lights suddenly disappeared, and eighteen bronze monk sculptures were seen rising from under the floor.
"The Eighteen Bronze Men of Shaolin Temple!" The three of them were shocked again.
"How about it? It's awesome!" Shi Shishi introduced again proudly, "This has become a 'martial arts training ground' again. I carved these by myself based on the Arhat Formation of Shaolin Temple. In training, they are like tigers."
The tiger is so powerful!"
As he spoke, Shi Shisi rushed directly into the formation of the Eighteen Bronze Men and practiced a set of military boxing in front of three petrified spectators.
"Stop, stop, stop!" Er both shouted loudly, "Shitou, let's look at other areas!"
"What's wrong? Shuangshuang, if you need it in the future, just come to my room for training." Shi Shishi said enthusiastically.
"Thank you for your kindness. I don't think it's necessary." Er Shuangshuang's face couldn't help but twitch.
"Let's see how your bathroom is doing! It's just in time for me to accept the call of nature." Wang Mu looked around and didn't seem to see a bathroom. "Where is it?"
"You can't find it! It's right here!" Shi Shisi pointed to a doorway with two words hanging on both sides.
"Ah!" The three of them were already numb, but when they saw the hanging clouds and solitary owls flying together on the door of the bathroom, the three of them could not help but be shocked.
"Is there something weird in there?" Wang Mu bravely pushed open the bathroom door.
Wang Mu was immediately stunned by the scene inside. He saw birds singing and flowers fragrant inside, decorated with carved beams and painted walls, and a winding stream that led directly to the toilet on the opposite side.
"How about it? This place called by nature is so poetic, isn't it?" Shi Shisi said proudly behind Lao Wang.
"It's poetic, but it doesn't feel like a toilet." Wang Mu said with a confused look on his face.
"Don't take such a small thing to heart. Lao Wang, you can go to the toilet here without any worries!"
"No, no need, I'd better go back to my room!" Wang Mu said as he rushed out of the room and unfortunately bumped into the abstract sculpture at the door.
"This Lao Wang is real." Shi Shisi sighed.
"I remember there should be a wall here? Why isn't it there?" Situ Yuner walked to the corner and took a look.
"Oh, I knocked down this wall!" Shi Shisi said and pressed the button again, and a huge bed fell from the sky.
"Is this the bed you sleep on?" Er Shuangshuang asked.
"Of course not, this is my special bed for acupuncture clinic. I have worked hard to create this clinic. Shuangshuang, do you want to experience ancient Chinese medicine?"
"I don't think it's necessary!" Er Shuang shook his head repeatedly.
"Brother Fourteen, why are the walls here cracked?" Situ Yuner pointed at a crack in the ceiling and said.
"No way! Let me take a look." Shi Shisi ran over quickly, "Really! How could this happen?" Moreover, the crack was expanding continuously, and a piece of the entire wall actually fell off.
"Brother Fourteen, you are not so stupid as to knock down the load-bearing wall!" Situ Yuner's face changed drastically.
Shi Shishi suddenly remembered that Tesla had indeed reminded them during the renovation process. "Is this it? I didn't know that the wall in the middle was a load-bearing wall!"
As soon as Shi Shishi finished speaking, the cracks became bigger and bigger, and it seemed that the entire wall was about to collapse.
"What can we do?" Even Er Shuangshuang had no idea, she said anxiously, "You have to think of a solution to the situation you have caused!"
"I don't know what to do about this!" Faced with this situation, Shi Shisi was helpless.
"Hold the bed against the beam!" Tesla roared loudly in the sea of spirit.
"Okay!" Shi Shishi didn't say a word, he directly lifted the diagnosis and treatment bed, and finally held it against the beam.
The crisis was temporarily relieved, and the three people in the room finally breathed a sigh of relief.
"Brother Shi Shi, your room is really too dangerous. Sister Shuang Shuang, we'd better leave!" Situ Yuner, who was still in shock, immediately pulled Er Shuang Shuang and fled Shi Shi Shi's room quickly.
Looking at this dilapidated and weird house, Shi Shisi was also surprisingly depressed. "It seems that this decoration is not an easy task!" Shi Shisi finally understood this truth, "Even if I have the wisdom of ten lifetimes, but
This kind of thing should still be left to professionals."
"If you don't listen to the old man's words, you will suffer the consequences. If you guys don't listen to me, you will be punished!" Tesla, who had a rare moment of glory, reprimanded loudly.
"Okay, you, a Westerner, don't use proverbs randomly if you don't know how to use them." Guo Jia said angrily, "You are many years younger than us. Why are you pretending to be an old man!"
"Okay, we are all ourselves. Let's not fight among ourselves!" Shi Shishi said loudly, "Now let's brainstorm and think of remedies! Otherwise, if you live here in the future, you will risk your life at any time!
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When it comes to finding a solution, these memories suddenly become silent.
"Why are you here? Who asked you to come to me!" At the same time, Situ Yuner's shout came from downstairs.
"Yun'er? Is it possible that Yun'er is having trouble outside?" Thinking of this, Shi Shishi rushed downstairs without saying a word.
"Who on earth wants to cause trouble for our Yuner?" Shi Shisi stood in front of Situ Yuner in an instant.
With Shi Shishi's support, Situ Yun'er felt even more confident. She hid behind Shi Shishi, pointed at the person in front of her and said, "Brother Shi Shi, that's this guy!"
Shi Shisi took a closer look and saw standing in front of him was a young man who was only a few years older than Yun'er. Even his height was about the same as Situ Yun'er. Strangely, his childish face was still full of youth.
There were a lot of band-aids on it, and it seemed like someone had given him a lesson before.
"Yoon'er, could it be that you repaired someone else's house, and now they're here to seek revenge?" Shi Shisi asked suspiciously.
"How could it be me?" Situ Yuner quickly defended, "It's all this kid's fault. You must blame me."
"Is it like this?" Shi Shisi turned his head and looked at the boy.
"Is that the new employee of Guashiyuan Company? I've never seen you before!" the boy said calmly.
"It seems you are very familiar with this place!"
"Yes, this guy comes here often." Er Shuangshuang interjected.
Now Shi Shishi was even more confused, and at the same time he became curious about the boy's identity.
Chapter completed!