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Volume 1 - First Entry to the Union Chapter 4 Self-introduction in the previous life

"Wow, you actually know the English language!" the bearded Westerner said happily.

"Okay, you don't need to change the topic, just tell me who you are!" Shi Shisi said impatiently.

"Okay, okay. Now that we have opinions, let's introduce ourselves!" The romantic young man said with a smile.

"Can you just introduce them in chronological order?" Shi Shishi asked.

"Okay, no problem!" said the romantic young man, "but I think it's better to let you guess our identities. I found that your history is quite good."

"How do you know?" Shi Shisi blurted out, but soon he asked and answered himself, "By the way, now you are me, and I am you."

"Then let our first incarnation introduce you!" The romantic young master said respectfully to the tall man beside him.

Shi Shisi looked at this strong man carefully. He was hunky-backed, and his brows exuded a breathtaking charm. Shi Shisi was about a few feet away from him, but the man's murderous aura had already made him

A little out of breath.

Just as the man was about to introduce him, Shi Shisi suddenly said: "Wait a minute, you don't need to introduce me yet. I seem to have heard your voice in the chaos. Did you recite something?"

"Yes, it should be this one! He is so powerful that he can conquer the world..." The strong man chanted casually, and the feeling of the hero's twilight in his tone moved everyone present.

"You...you are the Overlord of Western Chu, Xiang Yu!" Shi Shishi's voice was trembling.

"Haha, I was just defeated by a cross-husband. How can I talk about the Overlord of Chu? Xiang Ji is me." Xiang Yu sighed, and fell into loneliness in his heart.

"I didn't expect that I turned out to be such a heroic figure in my first life. In future generations, you will be more respected than Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty!" Shi Shishi said.

"Isn't a failed hero still a loser?" Xiang Yu disagreed with this.

"Forget it, I'm not in a hurry to solve this down-and-out overlord now." Shi Shisi secretly said, "Who are the others next?"

"I am the next life of this unparalleled hero, which is also your second life." The romantic young man smiled.

"You don't have to speak. I heard the conversation between you and your lord before. In addition, you looked very sick and died young." Shi Shisi deduced, "Don't you think that you will not die if you are a filial piety, and you will never leave the dragon?"

'Guo Jia, Guo Fengxiao?"

"I just said that you learned history well, and you really didn't disappoint me." Guo Jia smiled, "It's a pity that if I knew that there would be such interesting opponents as Kong Ming in the future, I would definitely not indulge myself so much."

"If the world had known this earlier, otherwise there would be no Romance of the Three Kingdoms." Shi Shisi couldn't help complaining.

"After my next life, let's guess who your third life will be?" the medical memory asked.

"Seeing as you seem to be very interested in medical skills and are good at acupuncture, you must be the famous miracle doctor Hua Tuo!" Shi Shisi said happily.

The medical student couldn't help but twitch his face, and said unhappily: "I'm sorry to disappoint you!"

"You are confused! Then Hua Tuo, when I died, he was still alive and well, how could I be reincarnated as him? Guess there is some logic, okay?" Guo Jia said angrily.

"Sorry, I actually don't know much about famous doctors in history. Please introduce yourself." Shi Shishi apologized quickly.

"My name is Huang Fumi." Medical Fan was obviously very unhappy.

“It turns out he is the ‘originator of acupuncture’, so disrespectful!”

Shi Shishi kept nodding and bowing to Huangfumi, but it seemed that Huangfumi didn't appreciate it very much. He floated to a corner of the spiritual sea alone and began to draw circles.

"Forget it, who cares? He's still not happy about it!" Shi Shishi complained.

The next person who was going to introduce himself was the young man who admonished the Westerners. It seemed that he also died young.

"Let me read a poem I wrote!" I heard the young man reciting, "There are close friends in the sea, and we are neighbors as far apart as the world."

"You are actually the first of the four heroes of the early Tang Dynasty, Wang Bo and Wang Zi'an?" Shi Shishi was surprised again. He did not expect that there was a famous literary master of the Tang Dynasty in his previous life.

"Yes, I am Wang Zi'an." Wang Bo said with a smile.

"I know, but it's a pity that he drowned and died. God is so jealous of the talent!" Shi Shishi added.

"What nonsense are you talking about? Why did I drown?" Wang Bo said angrily, "I went to the water to accompany Doctor Qu. Also, what's wrong with not being able to swim? You can't either, right?"

Wang Bo seemed to be angry, so he ran to Huangfu Mi and drew circles together.

"No wonder he drowned! This Wang Bo has such a small spirit!" Shi Shisi complained again, "But why do these three words 'Ruo Bin Lin' seem familiar to me? It seems to be the name of a certain piece of music!"

"Okay, it's my turn!" The man with a heavenly voice came out, "I am your fifth life."

"Brother, your voice is even better than those of today's singers. And your clothes are somewhat similar to Brother Zian. You should be from the Tang Dynasty too!" Shi Shishi asked.

"Yes, my surname is Li!" the man said.

"Are you the empress Li Yu?" Before Shi Shisi had time to answer, the businessman-like person said immediately.

"There was a gap between the Southern Tang Dynasty and the Tang Dynasty for many years." Shi Shishi explained.

"Well, I don't know much about history!" The businessman smiled sheepishly.

"I don't really like people who associate with Brother Kong Fang." The Tang Dynasty man surnamed Li said.

"The surname is Li, and he should be proficient in music." Shi Shishi rolled his eyes and said, "Are you the Li Guinian in "Li Guinian in Jiangnan"?"

"It seems that Fengxiao is right. Your history is indeed good." Li Guinian said with a smile, "I am Li Guinian, brother Zimei's old friend."

"The name of Music Saint is like thunder." Shi Shishi quickly flattered him. You must know that Li Guinian is one of the four kings in the music world today!

"Okay, I'm next!" The businessman Li Guinian mentioned finally couldn't help but speak.

"You should be my sixth life!" Shi Shishi asked.

"Yes, I don't like to beat around the bush with you either. My name is Shen Wansan." The businessman said with a smile.

"Shen Wansan, are you the Shen Wansan who rivals Ming Taizu Zhu Yuanzhang?" Shi Shishi asked.

"Yes, yes it's me." Shen Wansan said proudly.

"Are you the Shen Wansan who owns the cornucopia?"

"That's just folklore, it's countless!" Shen Wansan said with a smile.

"You are that Shen Wansan who didn't know the 'number theory of stacking bases' and was deceived by Zhu Yuanzhang into bankrupting his entire family with just a copper coin."

"Yes, yes, I am!" After Shen Wansan finished speaking, he ran to draw circles with Huang Fumi and Wang Bo.

The next person who introduced himself was the bearded Westerner. It looked like this guy must have been quite old when he died.

"I am your seventh incarnation." This bearded man even spoke with an Italian accent, "Guess who I am!"

"Old man, how do you expect me to guess?" Shi Shisi said helplessly, "I heard your voice speaking so much Italian and Mandarin that I couldn't understand it at all!"

"You have to know that our spiritual seas are connected. You don't have to listen to the literal meaning, just feel it with your heart." The bearded Westerner said.

Shi Shisi thought about it for a long time, but it was still a pile of Italian and Chinese words that were like a heavenly book. So he gave up guessing completely and asked directly: "Old man, give me a happy word! Just tell me your identity!"

"Young man, you are really impatient." The bearded Westerner said displeasedly, "Stand still!"

"Who is this guy? Is it possible that his name is more famous than the previous celebrities in China?" Shi Shisi suddenly became interested.

"I am Leonardo da Vinci from the Republic of Florence." The bearded Westerner announced his name loudly.

"Why are you Leonardo da Vinci!" Shi Shishi shouted loudly.

Da Vinci was extremely satisfied with Shi Shishi's reaction. "Young man, calm down. Even if you meet a world-class all-rounder like me, don't look like this!"

"No!" Shi Shisi said disapprovingly, "I just thought, shouldn't you be a green turtle using two swords?"

When Da Vinci heard this, the bearded man became furious. He quickly joined the army of circles and curses in the corner.

"It makes you so angry!" After being angry with Da Vinci, Shi Shisi felt a lot more comfortable inside, "He's just a weird old man, and he's still showing off with me. Humph!"

The next person to appear not only made Shi Shishi's eyes shine, but also attracted the attention of those male memories. It turned out that Shi Shishi's eighth life was actually that graceful Jiangnan woman.

"I didn't expect that my descendants would be as beautiful as Yu Ji!" Xiang Yu exclaimed.

"What a pity, I have never met such a beautiful confidante in my life!" Guo Jia couldn't help but sigh.

"Ye Cui's eyebrows are shy, but the red flowers are as strong as her cheeks." Even Wang Bo, who was hiding in the corner, couldn't help but chant.

"Stop!" Shi Shisi couldn't help but stop, "You are all your own person, there is no need to covet your own future generations. Don't you feel a little perverted?"

When Shi Shishi said this, those male memories finally stopped their gazes.

"My descendants are still talking about others, why are you staring at me?" The woman asked Shi Shishi very displeasedly, her face turned red.

"No, I don't covet your beauty, girl." Shi Shishi said, "I just think that other memories should be the age of death. But girl, you are obviously much younger. Could it be that there have been so many beauties since ancient times? Unlucky?"

"You are really being harsh." The woman's Emei frowned slightly and said, "Xiao Wan was weak and sick at the time. Although he was lucky enough to be favored by Mao Lang, it was a pity that God did not fulfill his wishes. He died before he was even thirty years old. Died."

"Xiao Wan? Mao Lang?" Shi Shishi's mind roared again, "Are you one of the 'Eight Beauties of Qinhuai', and you ended up marrying Dong Xiaowan, who was Mao Pijiang as your concubine?"
Chapter completed!
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