Author: Zhen Zhen Yaoyao

"It's impossible for Zhang Zhiqing to teach you how to count on your fingers without any clothes on at night, right?"

Seeing Li Guangzu and Zhang Beilei being covered in gold by the pigs, Youan was filled with joy, and his voice became louder and louder, wishing that the whole village would come over to watch the fun.

"Li Guangming, you bastard, you harmed me!"

In the early morning, he was sleeping soundly with his arms around the woman. Suddenly, he was awakened by a pig shit bomb. He ran out covered in shit and was humped everywhere by the old sow. Li Guangzu was about to explode with anger.

Now, after hearing Li Guangming's sarcastic voice, he immediately ignored the two old sows and ran out towards Li Guangming.

Seeing Li Guangzu running towards him menacingly, You'an not only showed no fear on his face, but on the contrary, there was also a bit of expectation.

"You are so stupid. If you want to harm me, I will kill you to let you know that I am someone you cannot afford to offend!"

Li Guangzu rushed over and punched Youan hard, punching him in the mouth while cursing!

"Brother Azu, teach him a lesson and beat him until he kneels on the ground and calls daddy!"

Zhang Beilei, who was still being chased by the sows in the courtyard, shouted at Li Guangzu at the top of her lungs.

"Haha, calling me dad is nothing, I want him to call me grandpa!"

Hearing the woman's cry, Li Guangzu shouted with a bit of disdain on his face, and swung his fist at You'an with more vigor.

The fist came with a strong wind, and when it was about to hit Youan's door, Youan's head quickly and dexterously dodged to the side, avoiding the powerful fist.

When the blow missed, Li Guangzu became even more angry and prepared to raise his fist and continue to hit the person!

However, as soon as he used his fist, You'an kicked him with a smirk on his face and kicked him away like a rag bag!

"You, you, you dare to hit me?"

Li Guangzu, who was kicked out, looked at You'an in disbelief and asked.

You'an didn't talk nonsense, ran up to Li Guangzu, stepped on the opponent's chest with his right foot, looked down at the latter with a condescending air, and sarcastically said: "Is there something wrong with your head? I have already taken action, you

Also ask if you dare?"

"You, you, you don't know who I am?"

Hearing You'an's answer, Li Guangzu asked in shock and confusion.

"I know!"

Faced with Li Guangzu's doubts, You'an smiled and said: "Your father is the village chief, and you are the son of a corrupt criminal!"

"Mingwazi, what are you talking about?"

You'an's words came out of his mouth, and before Li Guangzu had time to refute, the village chief Li Tiegen, who ran out after hearing the commotion, sternly scolded him.

Facing the pressure released by the village chief, You'an did not flinch. He looked at Li Tiegen who was driving pigs into the pig pen with an indifferent expression and said: "If you are not corrupt, everyone is from Lijiagou, why should you be the only one?"

My family lives in a blue brick house with large tiles, while others live in mud-walled thatched houses?"

"..."

Li Tiegen was a little stunned by the question for a moment. When he was about to open his mouth to answer, You'an had already looked back and smiled at Li Guangzu who was being stepped on: "But now, you are just a man who stole my woman!"

Hearing You'an's words, Li Guangzu roared speechlessly: "Fuck your mother's bitch, Jiang Sujuan is dry and flat, like a piece of dried meat, how can I like it?"

"I'm not talking about Jiang Sujuan!"

"Who is that?"

"Of course it's the little sow you slept with last night..."

As You'an spoke, he winked at Zhang Beilei who poked his head out of the room, and blew a kiss as a gift, looking extremely frivolous.

"You mean Leilei?"

Li Guangzu, who was stepped on the ground, said with a bit of ridicule: "Li Guangming, I know that you miss Leilei and have been pursuing Leilei before, but this man just wants to recognize the reality, even if you try to please him like a dog.

Leilei, but Leilei only likes me, Li Guangzu!"

"And you, Li Guangming, are only worthy of a washboard like Jiang Sujuan!"

If he hadn't been stepped on the ground, the expression of dismay on Li Guangzu's face would have been even worse: "Li Guangming, the gap between this person and this person is something you can't make up for even with your efforts."

"Ha ha……"

You'an saw Li Tiegen calling for a group of people to grab people from his feet, kicked Li Guangzu out, and said with a smile: "Li Guangzu, you are so pitiful, you were deceived by a wanton woman!

Don’t you know, the woman you slept with your arms around last night tried to seduce me in all sorts of coquettish ways, but I’m a willful person, and I just don’t like the woman who comes to my door. Even if Zhang Beilei takes off her clothes, I won’t.

Get started!"

"You farted. Leilei was blushing when we were with me. It's impossible for you to do those things."

Hearing You'an's words, Li Guangzu, who had just been helped up from the ground by Li Tiegen and others, blushed and roared angrily.

"I already told you that I didn't touch her because I thought she was dirty."

Staring back at Li Guangzu, Youan said angrily: "But, I don't know if anyone else has touched her. After all, I heard that some women can fake it. We are all brothers, so I gave it to you."

Those who say these intimate words!”

"Li Guangming, you lied, I didn't!"

Zhang Beilei in the room was so angry when she heard Li Guangming's lie. She didn't even care that there was pig shit on her body, so she ran out and shouted.

"Yes, yes, you are right, you didn't take off your clothes in front of me to seduce me, and I didn't know you had two moles on your left butt!"

You'an shrugged and said indifferently.

"!!!"

As soon as these words came out, the whole place fell silent!

Even the mole on the buttocks is clearly visible. If you say they haven’t seen it before, they don’t believe it!

Also disbelieving was Li Guangzu.

He shouted angrily at Li Guangming: "Li Guangming, I want to kill you!"

"Come on!"

As Li Guangzu angrily broke away from everyone's restraints and ran towards him, You'an took out a machete with cold light from nowhere and said to Li Guangzu: "Come on, today either you die or I live!"

The moment Li Guangzu, who was running very fast, saw the machete, he hurriedly stopped and roared at You'an: "Li Guangming, you liar, didn't you say before that you came to throw firecrackers because I stole your woman?

Later, he said that you didn’t touch Leilei even after she was naked, so how can she be considered your woman?

You made up all this to lie to me, right?"

Hearing Li Guangzu's words, You'an looked at him as if he was mentally retarded, and mocked: "Yes, yes, yes, if you think so, there's nothing I can do about it. After all, you know best whether there is a mole on Zhang Beilei's butt!"

"

"Li Guangming, you haven't even touched me, what kind of woman do I think you are?"

Zhang Beilei in the courtyard shouted hurriedly when she heard that Li Guangming was ruining her reputation again and again.

After shouting, he realized that he had said the wrong thing and hurriedly changed his words: "No, I never took off my clothes in front of you!"

"Yes, yes, you are right!"

You'an shrugged at Zhang Beilei and said helplessly.

After finishing speaking, he turned his head and said to Li Guangzu: "Although I don't touch her, I have seen her, I have seen her, and she has been marked by me, Li Guangming. Now she follows you behind my back, isn't it worth it?"

May I ask?
Chapter completed!